Rate my gf

rate my gf

tits?

5/10 would probably date

6/10 rate mine

>overweight
go to the gym
>tattoos
Fucking degenerate 3/10

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Don't like the tats but 8/10 would bang

Ass?

Shit-ass tattoos. She probably reeks of cigarette smoke and has a man-voice.

Assuming she doesn't smoke, she'd make an OK fuck buddy. Either way, OP, you should NOT be dating her exclusively. Unless you're desperate...

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9/10 i love her bodyshape. Feels so good to hold

Here's my wife

fat

7/10 for me
I like figure and tattoos are my thing too, red hair is nice too.

Dude. Why did you marry that? That's the kind of woman you're only supposed to fuck once a month in secret to hold off any dry spells.

You do NOT openly admit to fucking fat chicks. Obviously, marrying one is 3000x worse.

The fuck is wrong with you??

Nice ass. Hopefully she isn't fat.

Can you convince her to laser off those shit tattoos?

Fat? Lolwut

> midget hands / 10

7/10 body, 4/10 face/makeup/hair combo.

Would make an OK fuck buddy, but needs a makeover to consider her for gf status.

Don't know why that one is sideways.... My wife is so fat what do

If that's the same chick, then I was wrong. I take it all back.

Definitely marry this keeper.

Move into an apartment complex next to a Walmart.

Squirt out a kid.

But a Kia Rio.

Squirt a few more kids.

Sell Rio, buy a Grand Caravan.

Advertise on CL "casual" for threesomes.

Lose her to black male.

Struggle to pay kid tax.

Hate life, hate job, hate self.

Suicide.

It is, but now you have to see her gaping butthole. If she was fat I wouldn't have gone near her.

Godamn please more love that little bit of hair fuck

more please

My girl