Here's your pizza, sir. That'll be $28.95 plus tip

Here's your pizza, sir. That'll be $28.95 plus tip.

Thats expensive yo, take this food stamp

Before i let u in and deliver i have to know how though ya are

I didn't order a pizza...

Here's real not self printed money

*cums on pizza*
now give me my tip

I ordered a cheese pizza you roody poo bastard

I only got about tree fiddy

>le me
>'za dude shows up
>demands mah monies
>le me: "b-b-b-but i didn't order a 'za!"
>thinks to self: pranked again by anonymoose!

WHO THE FUCK IS MAKING THESE THREADS

I HAVENT BEEN TO Sup Forums SINCE 2015. THE LAST THING I SAW WHEN I LEFT WAS A PIZZA THREAD AND I COME BACK AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS A FUCKING PIZZA THREAD

EVEN THE REPLIES ARE THE SAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>$35
Keep the change

I dun want pizza, I want tendies!
CHICKEN GIMME TENDIES!!!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

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Why the fuck r u opening it... now it's cold!!!

>Thank you pizza guy!
enjoy your pizza sir!
>thanks you too

i like fucking with the pizza guy by paying with a debit card and giving him like a $25 tip, and then calling my bank and disputing that portion of the transaction. Like "No, I only gave him a $2.50 tip, not $25! They're scamming me!"

he has to open it to show you where he cummed on it

>hands pizza dude $35

keep the change man

>hand 29$

I said I wanted fucking Cheese Pizza!

Mikey? Is that you? You're STILL delivering pizza? What are you in your forties now? Here's a 100$ tip, take your mom out to olive garden

$30 for a large pie with just pepperoni? Go fuck yourself. I'll give you $15.
>plus tip
And no tip.

A pizza for almost thirty American dollars?! This must be the doing of that scum, Ranma!

>$100
Now take a fat steamy shit on it

give 40$

I'll tell ya what. If you can beat my best fighter here, I'll pay ya DOUBLE for the pizza. But if my boy wins, you gotta let him have his way with ya AND give us that pie for free