>mom asked a guy from office to install dating app on her phone >used my photo and data >hooked up a girl and arranged a date >blackmail me that she will not pay for my food and internet if I will not go
But I am afraid, mom showed me their chat, I can't communicate that easy in real life and be so funny and entertaining to a girl, and probably will keep silence all evening. Wat do?
It's a win-win situation. If the date goes well you can keep seeing her and will have a gf. If you fuck it up your mum probably won't do it again.
Isaiah Roberts
Go meet the girl, tell her it's a misunderstanding and excuse yourself back home.
Brody Brooks
PWN'D
Ryder Ortiz
this literally can't be true
Jeremiah Reyes
t. p_d_o j_w
Daniel King
MUM'D
Zachary Cooper
Go to the date with the phone, open up a thread on Sup Forums and ask the people here live for advices Can't get worse anyway
Isaac Cook
>parents set up date for you right away >meanwhile my parents don't do anything like that for me and they just call me gay Are YOU gay?
Dylan Kelly
Threesome is the answer.
Aiden Anderson
...
Brody Ortiz
with his mum ?
Jayden Jones
Seems like she's good with girls.
Noah Hall
Can I go instead?
Xavier Hill
Just pee yourself.
Samuel Gray
Take your mom on the date.
If everything goes well you might get lucky twice.
Carter Howard
...
Aiden Sanders
Is the girl at least pretty?
Nolan Miller
It's not that easy, my mother still has her contact in dating app and will ask is everything was good and if she wants to meet again. She gives me 5000 rub. ($85) so I can to restaurant and I plan to bribe a girl with 2500 rub. so she will tell my mom that everything was fine, but I'm "just not her type".
Dominic Bell
your mum sounds like a bit of a legend mate whats her vk?
Jaxon Roberts
the most beautiful girl I ever went out with was actually a date that my grandma and her doctor arranged for me (the girl was the doctor's daughter) i'll always remember how beautiful she was and how badly i fucked it all up
Asher Walker
It's shitty that your mom stole your identity to use on a dating app but it's also kind of funny. Might as well go, nothing bad can happen. If you're nervous the best thing you can do is get tipsy (not drunk) before you meet up. Having a little buzz going will make you more comfortable and the conversation will flow a lot better.
Make sure you're not reeking of alcohol before you meet her though.
Elijah White
Story time? What happened?
Parker Hill
Can't really tell, all her photos are bad quality.
Jason Clark
damn pedojew
Connor Russell
...
Dominic Price
>tfw no mom to blackmail me into getting a gf
Reminder that you'll outlive your parents lads.
Sebastian Evans
>It's shitty that your mom stole your identity to use on a dating app but it's also kind of funny You know I can image that Americans did a TV show based on that idea. Is there a TV show like that?
Brandon Allen
My mom got my older brother, who has had like a 100 hundred girlfriends already, a cute girl. Who he now has kids with.
She never bothered with me.
Alexander Rivera
Хyeвo чe ecли нe пиздишь. B peaльнocти тo ты oмeжкa фeминнaя нaвepнякa, нy или пpocтo ayтиcт, нe cмoжeшь зa пиздy cхвaтить cpaзy. Taк чтo cхoди, oнa пoймeт чтo ты дoдик и дoбaвит в блeклиcт и вce.
David Sanders
lel
oh straya
Jaxon Edwards
The overbearing, but well meaning mom that sets her kid up on blind dates character has been used a few times, though I can't remember in exactly what movie or tv show.
Landon Jones
My brother is unironically a 10/10. I'm just above average. It's a bit cruel desu.
I had girls I liked ask me to say hi to my brother so many times. It's torture. And then my brother, who is a total bro, asks why I don't ask them out. WELL BECAUSE THEY JUST DECLARED THEY LIKE YOU. It's like having to stand next to brad pitt all the time.
Aaron Sanders
But imagine a show in which moms arrange dates for basement dwellers. It could be so much fun. And someone from Sup Forums could finally become a star.
Leo King
Actually, he's more like Tom Cruise.
Dominic Bailey
She's good, go for it m8
Luke Jenkins
Being like Tom Cruise is definitely not 10/10. Tom Cruise is a midget faggot...
Noah Wood
Mom's are very good judges of character. Good mom's at least. It's tough with an app though. Chances are your mom has some key points that hit her standards with this bitch.
Mom's know best. Just go on the date and try to have a good time. Don't be a sperg. Talk normie. I'm as weird as it gets, a bizzare human by all accounts. But I have no problem with women because when I get horny, or I like a girl I want to go on a date with I activate normie mode. Just ask her some very open ended questions. Broader the better. Smile, listen intensively, Enjoy your meal with her.
>"Hi female, small talk, small talk about restaurant, her dress, her hair etc." >"So what do you like to do for fun?" Then just shut up, make eye contact and look intrigued by whatever mundane thing she says. Rinse and repeat, diving deeper into each thing she mentions. On a good date you shouldn't have to say much about yourself for some time before she realizes she's rambling. Then you can just insert a few things about yourself and then attack her again with a question.
Also don't be afraid to sound romantic in an interest. Bitches love that shit.
I mean what's your ultimate dream? Mine is to travel the world, hopefully own a piece of land, build my own house and spend as much time reading, writing, working the land etc. And going to the beach. I can word that shit and use body language to make her think I'm this glorious man she's been missing out on for years. Also try to go out dancing.
Oliver Nelson
Sad story, lad, I have the same thing with my only friend. I can't really say how much of ten he is, but all girls from my town I had interaction with asked "are you friend of Slava? I have seen you together. Does he have a gf now? Could you give me his number or vk page?"
Benjamin Wilson
man you are a fucking indian, you call tom cruise a midget ? just lol
buy a mirror oh wait you can't afford it kek
Austin Gutierrez
There have been many (reality) dating shows in the U.S. The nerds and basement dwellers, always perform exactly how you'd imagine them acting on a blind date. The only saving grace is that it's usually just as embarrassing and awkward as watching a chad douche bag frat boy strike out by being overly macho.
Oliver Johnson
Kek I'll watch some in the weekend. Some titles?
Adam Green
We actually had this not long ago, the show was called "who wants to marry my son?"
Afterwards, they released another show where children of single mothers set them up with potential boyfriends lel
Josiah Morris
I wonder how desperate a girl should be to participate in that show, even if it's made up shit.
Jaxson Long
Thanks, unitedstasianlad, sounds like a good piece of advice except dancing part. I never danced in my life, even at home alone.
>so much autism Nigger you live in RUSSIA go get some puss
Jacob Davis
send her this Пpивeт! Дaвaй cхoдим в мaкдoнaльдc. Кyплю нaм кapтoшкy и бypгep нa двoих. Я нe oчeнь бoгaт, нo ты дoплaтишь нeмнoгo ecли чтo вдpyг? Пoбoлтaeм, пoзнaкoмимcя. Hy тaк чтo?
Anthony Mitchell
There is another popular dating show now where moms aren't involved anymore, but you get all sorts of weirdos with different kinds of sexual deviancies.
My former flatmates were big fans of that show. I hope it was staged, too many of the guests were too retarded to justify democracy.
Ethan Davis
ffs..
Wyatt Clark
У мeня былa идeя гoвopить вceм тянкaм c кoтopыми я знaкoмлюcь, чтo я бичapa бeз oбpaзoвaния, кoтopый paбoтaeт в мaкдaкe и живeт y мaмки нa шee, лoл. Ho пpoблeмa в тoм, чтo кpoмe кaк нa paбoтe я c бaбaми вooбщe нигдe нe взaимoдeйcтвyю, a тaм oни знaют, чтo я нe бич и нe ayтиcт.
Jack Thomas
y мeня вceгдa в oкpyжeнии мнoгo тянoк былo т. к. пpoфиль в шкoлe и вyз были гyмaнитapными, нo я ни paзy ни c кeм нe вcтpeчaлcя...
Ryan Bell
I can't believe this hasn't been observed yet, but
OP IS A FAGGOT
Landon Collins
Я в шкoлe вcтpeчaлcя, чe-тo нe пoнpaвилocь. Ужe интcитyт зaкoнчил, a дo cих пop чтo-тo и нe хoчeтcя.
Aiden Long
ok are you gay? I get how you dislike a controlling mother and her pick in women, but that's dumb.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Do you realize that it is an international board and nobody can understand you? Please stop ruining quality threads, if you want to post in Russian go to /rus/ general.
Nathaniel Ramirez
We kinda flooded so it's not bad.
Wyatt Martinez
>russian mums arrange dates with slavic qt girls for their sons
jelly as fuck
Aaron Rogers
>blackmail me that she will not pay for my food and internet if I will not go
No wonder you're a all NEET kissless, handholdless virgins. You actually tolerate being stepped on. By your own family of all things.
Jason Reed
delete this
Cameron Scott
Beat your obnoxious cunt of a mother black and blue and tell her that if she interferes with your love life ever again you will put her a wheelchair.
Landon Allen
Literally shut the fuck up, Chad. If you are able to talk to a girl, good for you, but there is no need to bully those who can't.