Be me

>be me
>parents ask me who do I like?
>always was a necrophile since 11 but didn't know at the time what it was
How do I tell them I want to fuck dead bodies? Btw their religious too

Just say 'i prefer those who are already with jesus

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tell them you've been feeling attracted to your older male priest. say really quickly "I dont know i dont understand it! i just..." then slowly "he gives me comfort and safety"

........they'll never ask you again, and bonus, they wont ask the priest to help out

praise kek

Thanks I'll do both

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I don't go to church lol

>still lives with parents

take hormones become girl

I'm 5

>Btw their religious too
No wonder you became a fucked up weirdo

Damn never thought about that

Dubs wills it

So how do you get pussy?
Or are you a gay necrophile?

I'm a fat 5 year old necrophile
I only use my hand cause never gonna lose my virginity rip

>5
?

How do you know you are a necrophile, if you still are a virgin?

When I was 11- 12 I thought about killing someone and then fucking their dead body I thought it was normal

Is there anything else that gets you off?
Do you have to kill them yourself or would it suffice to work at a morgue?

Idk haven't done it yet, probably when I've had enough of being a virgin and all

>Btw their religious too
>tell them I want to fuck dead bodies?

Are you insane ? You just don't user, unless you want be disowned after a humiliating family shitstorm

Hmmmmmnm