Tottenham Hotspur vs Bayer pre-match thread

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Lloris; Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Davies; Wanyama, Dembélé; Sissoko, Alli, Eriksen; Son Heung-min

Literally the two most underrated yet loveable football teams in europe.

>spuds
>loveable

>boring ass draws every game
>loveable

hue

Dad? It's been a while since we had a father-son chat

Who else /wembleywiththegf/ here?

>the pitch is too big
Srsly bongs?

I can search Twitter hashtags and pretend it's me too

What?

Everyone here hates Spurs.
Awful vile club.

>neverkusen
>hotsperms

>underrated
>loveable

SHIGGY DIGGY

Imagine living a life so tragic that you can't believe someone else has a gf

>all this shit in this thread
Saw nothing but respect for Spurs on Sup Forums all season until the Chelsea game

Its always fun to watch LeLverkusen fuck up and shit the bed.

Back to your containment thread

Hes punching a fair bit above his weight desu

sorry mate, I can't hear you over my PL title.

Maybe you should tell Deli Alley to stop being a cheating cunt

Never been to London before but I'm going at the weekend for the footy, is it true you need a Big Coat License now? How do I apply for one?

Why don't Germans like Neverkusen? They have Kiebling/Chica and they're too much of a choke artist to be a threat to you.

Official good Spuds players: LLoris, Dembele and Kane

Alderweireld

Also Alderweireld to be fair

And thats exactly why we dont like them.

coys

>Yank commentators

>not having EE so you can get BT sport for free

Tottenham are going to lose BIGLY

Wtf m8

Here's hoping

THOSE KIKES WILL BE NULLIFIED DOWN To ASHES

Arsenal bought Sanchez for £30m
Chelsea bought Hazard for £32m
Spurs bought Sissoko for £30m

>every english team will win this week except spurs

Abbiati plz go

Everton bought Bolasie for £30m

>keanu reeves spotted

watching for the Austrian core
Hope Tottenshit lose.

Have Spurs even trained for today?

Nice

Like this post if you like Jews

What the actual fuck is this shite

>4 (You)s
lel

hello where are the COYS???

>my dealer is Jewish
I learned alot about the Torah today

We're all at Wembley

have another one 71bro

nowhere

wtf I love iran now

Spurs wins 3-1 kek wills it

>It's an Eriksen flubbing free kicks and corners episode
Starting to hate these lads

You will never be a multi millionaire refereeing champions league games for fun in your spare time

Where's the Mr Men teddy?

Sell Eriksen

>You will never be a multi millionaire ruining champions league games for fun in your spare time
Fixed (just like the games)

Davies is shit
Dier is shit
Sissoko is shit
Alli is shit
Eriksen is shit
Son is shit

kek I still remember my first week at Sup Forums too

Bale goal
streamable.com/ovil
Just to remind the spuds what they're missing

>Spurs in charge of the final ball

Do you remember 7-1 though?

Leverkusen are funded by a company who knowingly sold HIV positive blood to people who needed blood transfusions

really makes you think

>Berbatov
class player desu

You a homophobic bigot or what lad

makes you think

Berba looks handsome

To which cuntree did they sell the blood?

Really gets my noggin a joggin

Surely they've done worse in the past, being a German chemical company..?

>Cincinatti Bengals logo still on the pitch

Top kek

Thinking of starting a crowdfund to buy out eriksens contract and sell him to port vale

Really heats up my 3.6 ghz processor

>German goalies

What are you trying to say, Sven?

Did you hear about that German keeper who is in the WWE now?

made me think too

>During World War II, IG Farben used slave labor in factories that it built adjacent to German concentration camps, notably Auschwitz,[27] and the sub-camps of the Mauthausen-Gusen concentration camp.[28] IG Farben purchased prisoners for human experimentation of a sleep-inducing drug and later reported that all test subjects died.[29][30] IG Farben employees frequently said, "If you don’t work faster, you’ll be gassed."[31] IG Farben held a large investment in Degesch which produced Zyclon B used to gas and kill prisoners during the Holocaust.[32]

pentium 3

i dont think so

Eriksen and Sissoko should jump into traffic together

Has oliver Kahn finally picked his dream sport?

It's not like if da spuds could afford to keep BAYOL around.

bit harsh

>he fell for the holocaust meme

fug no

>Spurs
>Holohoax
>Sven
ebin bread

30th minute sub?

They definitely could have for a few more years. He just didn't want to stay. Even now, I think Spurs would gladly pay him 250k per week if he asked to come back. They might have to get rid of some players though.

Nazi Germany was a goodboy he dindu nuffin

Nah lol wish it was

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Tim Wiese

>27th minute sub

Is it Erik?

Remember when Tottenham fans kicked the black guy off the train

I want Sup Forums to go

What about the part where it says they invented Aspirine?

>Dembele in charge of fitness

>7-1

If a woman had Brandt's face, I'd fuck that woman

> = 6

>10GB

Lel he mad

They also bought Lloris, Vertonghen, and Alderweireld for about 30 million combined. Meanwhile Chelsea just spent more than that on David Luiz.

But if we didn't sell bale we wouldn't have he mighty......Paulin.....Cap....Chadl...Chirich.....Soldad....Eriks....Lamel...........

>Dembele not fully fit
KILL ME NOW

>Muh false equivalence

You now remember Ze Roberto

He's still playing for Palmeiras at the age of 42, madman

wow, he's really become /fit/
>>>/cuck/