Get me laid Sup Forums. What should I message?

Get me laid Sup Forums. What should I message?

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Hi hows it going darling I'm from Australia wanna go for a ride on me kangaroo.

Literally just start with "Hey, hows it going"

No question mark

Is that boring as fuck though?

I lold but garuntee she would cringe

dont try and woo from the opener, youll look like a prick.

Its all about how you follow up from the opener.

Bitches get 100s of messages. It has to be something that grabs her to reply

You could just straight up say "How much sass do you have?"

Theres an art to not giving a fuck when it comes to women.

That's literally what I was gonna say lol

It goes along with her retarded bio and is different from what anybody else would message her, and not that cringy. Maybe a bit cringy but not that much.

How you gonna sass me after we fuck and I never text you back?

I say user should do this instead of a "hey whats up."

More catching and not that autistic.

"I got 20 bucks"

Does the ass match the sass?

kekeringo

, Cass?

Instantly laid. Nice save bro

so which one's fuckin cassy..

Right

Why waste time...I want to stuff my cock up your ass

Clever but looks like she has no ass

youu know in dreams sometimes you see things you desire a lot, iv seen ur clothes on my bedroom floor, tomorrow around midnight after a date.
Wanne change future by doing it tonight

fix the grammer shit first you OP, my english is bad

" hey you look like a nice person, wanna hang out and get to know eachother better?"
Thats it op. nothing crazy or complicated

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