STATS THREAD

STATS THREAD
>AGE
>HEIGHT
>WEIGHT
>JOB
>MONEY
>EDUCATION
>LIVING SITUATION
>VIRGINITY
>RELATIONSHIP
>HAPPINESS

OP here, I'll start
>Age
18
>Height
5'8"
>Weight
150
>Job
Part-time at a Daycare
>Money
2k in my bank account. That's it
>Education
High School Grad, doing online "classes"
>Living Situation
Still live at home with my parents
>Virginity
Lost at 17
>Relationship
Haven't had a GF in over a year
>Happiness
Okay

>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
6' 1"
>WEIGHT
240
>JOB
rma department at computer company
>MONEY
37k/year
>EDUCATION
Highschool
>LIVING SITUATION
Rent condo with gf
>VIRGINITY
lost at 19
>RELATIONSHIP
yep
>HAPPINESS
meh 6/10

>AGE
28
>HEIGHT
5 7
>WEIGHT
140
>JOB
teacher
>MONEY
40 k
>EDUCATION
tufts university
>LIVING SITUATION
indepence
>VIRGINITY
not yet
>RELATIONSHIP
not yet
>HAPPINESS
not really

>age
18
>Height
6 foot
>Weight
170
>Job
Lifeguard
>money
$11.17 an hour
>education
Finishing up high school this year
>living situation
still with parents
>virginity
lost when i was 14
>relationship
single
>happiness
ups and downs, but at a whole life is pretty good

Str8 pedo

>AGE
31
>HEIGHT
6'2
>WEIGHT
214
>JOB
Underwater welder
>MONEY
About 124k a year
>EDUCATION
High school, Welding certification
>LIVING SITUATION
Apartment in Inner city Philadelphia
>VIRGINITY
Lost
>RELATIONSHIP
Married
>HAPPINESS
Eh, I kinda want to own a boat. But the fees for storage are outrageous.

>AGE
34
>HEIGHT
192cm
>WEIGHT
91kg
>JOB
senior it security
>MONEY
gr8 salary
>EDUCATION
phd
>LIVING SITUATION
got my own house
>VIRGINITY
lost
>RELATIONSHIP
single and happy
>HAPPINESS
9/10

funny how we all measure happiness differently

>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
6'0
>WEIGHT
160
>JOB
hardware engineer
>MONEY
around 60 an hour
>EDUCATION
>LIVING SITUATION
small apartment
>VIRGINITY
lost at 16
>RELATIONSHIP
dumped
>HAPPINESS
depressed

>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
6"
>WEIGHT
170
>JOB
Cashier
>MONEY
4k in savings.
>EDUCATION
High school, college.
>LIVING SITUATION
Shared apartment
>VIRGINITY
Lost forever
>RELATIONSHIP
3 year realtionship
>HAPPINESS
I have seasonal depression, I have good and bad days.

>AGE
21
>HEIGHT
5'11
>WEIGHT
240
>JOB
Part time retail, freelance work otherwise
>MONEY
Negative amounts in all my accounts
>EDUCATION
College Advanced Degree
>LIVING SITUATION
Living with parents
>VIRGINITY
Lost it at 15
>RELATIONSHIP
11 months and going strong
>HAPPINESS
could die and probably wouldn't care/10

>24

>5' 8"

>180lbs

>Security Officer

>pay my bills, not rich

>GED

>living with family, about to move in with GF

>nah fam

>just got into one a couple of weeks ago

>was like 5, with new GF, up to a 9

>AGE
OLDER THAN THE HUMAN CONSTRUCT OF TIME ITSELF
>HEIGHT
20 OF YOUR EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGS
>WEIGHT
200,000 OF YOUR EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGS
>JOB
DEVOURER OF WORLDS
>MONEY
I'M ABOVE SUCH MEANIAL THINGS
>EDUCATION
I. AM. LAW.
>LIVING SITUATION
I'M HERE, AREN'T I?
>VIRGINITY
I'M YOUR PLANETS FATHER, QUITE LITEARLLY
>RELATIONSHIP
WHOMEVER I DECIDE TO FORNICATE WITH
>HAPPINESS
INSIGNIFICANT

>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
5'11"
>WEIGHT
160 lbs
>JOB
flyering
>MONEY
$26 dollars
>EDUCATION
some college
>LIVING SITUATION
ma' & pops
>VIRGINITY
16
>RELATIONSHIP
single
>HAPPINESS
5/10

>23
>6'0"
>182 lbs
>Part time: Swim Instructor, Waiter, EMT
>0 Lamborghinis in my Hollywood hills account
>College dropout
>With parents
>Non-virgin
>No gf
>Happiness: not the worst I've ever been

>age
17
>height
6'0
>weight
200lb
>job
None/school
>money
None
>education
In high school
>living situation
With parents and sisters
>virginity
Still a virgin
>relationship
No
>happiness
Suicidal most days

>AGE
26
>HEIGHT
6' 3"
>WEIGHT
200lbs
>JOB
Beer Sales Rep
>MONEY
~80k
>EDUCATION
BS in business mgmt
>LIVING SITUATION
Renting a 2 bed house
>VIRGINITY
Long gone. Lost at 16.
>RELATIONSHIP
Married for 3 years
>HAPPINESS
8.5/10. I love my wife but shit always happens. She fucked up her W2 and now I have to pay a fortune in taxes, our new subaru had its front window smashed by falling ice. Ehhhhhh it's all good. She loves me and give phenomenal head.

>Pic related

>AGE 26
>HEIGHT 5'10'" (178 cm)
>WEIGHT 125 lbs (57 kg)
>JOB Elementary special ed TA
>MONEY $13.70/hr
>EDUCATION BA in Middle Level Education
>LIVING SITUATION Living with parents (paying rent)
>VIRGINITY No
>RELATIONSHIP FWB
>HAPPINESS Average

Well I'm a closet hebephile but I can proudly say I've never touched nor had the urge to touch any of the kids, even when I'm alone with them.
I just think some kids are hot desu

>AGE

82

>HEIGHT

140cm

>WEIGHT

92kg

>JOB

Full time Youtuber

>MONEY

im rich mothhafuckkkas!

>EDUCATION

education is a lie invented by socialfags to keep our children stupid

>LIVING SITUATION

musician-cum-real estate agent

>VIRGINITY

i fucked more women than my parents combined

>RELATIONSHIP

happily divorced and in a polygamous sexual relationship - you jelly?

>HAPPINESS

fucking miserable i wanna live forever

>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
5'8"
>WEIGHT
212.4 lb last I check, am eating less.
>JOB
None, looking for a part time job on my college campus.
>MONEY
heh
>EDUCATION
Currently on my Junior year at college, Civil Engineering Major. Already got my A.S in General Engineering.
>LIVING SITUATION
Dorming
>VIRGINITY
Very much intact
>RELATIONSHIP
Single. Had only one GF.
>HAPPINESS
ehhhh, I'm getting there.

at least you're a winner here.
i mean, trips man.
trips.

go now, celebrate. rejoice.

>Age
20
>height
6'1
>Weight
Between 165-170
>Job
Just finished a work based program for troubled youth and people wanting to get a foot step into real world work experience. Might go back for another term to get more college money
>Money
Pay is low at 50$ a dat but experience and opportunity after I completely stop are really good
>education
(hoping to go into college within the next year or two)
>Living situation
still live with parent
>Virginity
Not yet
>Relationship
Not for a while
Happiness
6/10 I guess

>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
5 ' 7
>WEIGHT
About 136.3 lbs.
>JOB
Attourney At Law
>MONEY
A few M in my bank
>EDUCATION
High School Graduate with a Doctoral Degree
>LIVING SITUATION
Small one story house in Ohio
>VIRGINITY
15 beat that bitches
>RELATIONSHIP
Currently got a girlfriend
>HAPPINESS
Look at these stats i'm fucking living it

>AGE 20
>HEIGHT 5"11
>WEIGHT 140
>JOB Network Threat Analyst for local company
>MONEY If this is supposed to be salary, it's 80k/yr
>EDUCATION AA
>LIVING SITUATION House with roomie
>VIRGINITY Taken at 17
>RELATIONSHIP Single, just got cheated on
>HAPPINESS Meh, 5/10

>22
>5'11"
>250lb
>Engineering start in March (paperwork)
>broke
>BS MET
>At home, probably will commute at least for a bit
>Virgin (FML)
>Single
>EH

This is the most human interaction i've had all day

underage b&?

Age: 15
Height: 5'8
Weight: 210
Job: Unemployed
Money: Not A Dollar
Education: High School Freshman
Living Situation: Live With Lifegiver No. 2
Virginity: Virgin
Relationship: Single
Happiness: Diagnosed W/ Anxiety Disorder And Depression but i think both are bs

Jesus is this a get thread

>AGE
10
>HEIGHT
59 inches
>WEIGHT
72 lbs.
>JOB
Proffesional Bitch fucker
>MONEY
$950 per hour for fucking your mom
>EDUCATION
Doctorate in Mother Fuckery
>LIVING SITUATION
Your mom
>VIRGINITY
Lost at 2 days to a Jewish Mohel
>RELATIONSHIP
Your mom and you dad's mom
>HAPPINESS
Totally frucking cool dude

>Age
18
>Height
5'9"
>Weight
156
>job
Nothin'
>Money
Nothin'
>Education
In Community college, sick of it since it's trash
>Living Situation
With Parent
>Virginity
Still Virgin
>Relationship
Too fucking lazy to try
>Happiness
Pretty darn happy in a "Can't be bothered feeling down" way.

Super underaged, and fat, I have stretch marks all over my body

>AGE
32
>HEIGHT
5'10"
>WEIGHT
190 lbs
>JOB
Armyfag - Weapons Maintenance Sergeant
>MONEY
35K in savings, 81K/yr salary
>EDUCATION
High School + Military Tech school
>LIVING SITUATION
Own a townhouse
>VIRGINITY
Lost at 17
>RELATIONSHIP
Married 7 yrs
>HAPPINESS
Very

You are the most common Sup Forums user

>STATS THREAD
>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
6'3
>WEIGHT
242
>JOB
unemployed
>MONEY
-$10
>EDUCATION
technically none what so ever.
(was raised overseas and my education isnt accredited in my home country)
>LIVING SITUATION
own apartment
>VIRGINITY
lost in high school
>RELATIONSHIP
single
>HAPPINESS
been trying to off myself yearly since the age of 8

MODS ban this underage autist

that's bretty good pay for a someone with just highschool education and a trade certificate. how does one become an underwater welder? and how much demand is there for them?

My goal in life is to be average.

>20
>6'2
>250
>tech support at shitty company
>4k in dept
>in college majoring in chemistry
>live with parents
>locked in a box and I lost the key
>never had a girlfriend
>I would kill myself if I knew for a fact I wouldnt burn in a pit of hell immediately after my body ceases function.

I would be defent looking if I lost about 70 pounds. I have a large frame so being fat makes me look even less attractive so losing weight wouldnt work all that well. my parents are retards which pretty much makes me a retard so I dont know why im even trying in school considering I probably wont pass.

>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
5' 11"
>WEIGHT
200 lbs
>JOB
Car Designer
>MONEY
make 80K a year. 30K in the bank, 0 student loan debt
>EDUCATION
Bachelors of Fine Arts in Automotive design
>LIVING SITUATION
Living in a decent apartment with two friends from school
>VIRGINITY
Unfortunately still intact
>RELATIONSHIP
Been single for 7 years
>HAPPINESS
6.5/10 thanks to zoloft

Well you're succeeding.

Wouldn't pity you as much for posting authentic stats, regardless of how pathetic they may be.

Car designer?
For who?

18
6'juan
170
5$
hi skewl
shut in faggot at moms haus
virgin
none
none

>AGE
18
>HEIGHT
6'2
>WEIGHT
138
>JOB
Line Thrower
>MONEY
Not enough.
>EDUCATION
High school education
>LIVING SITUATION
Currently living with parents
>VIRGINITY
Still got it. Not gonna lie.
>RELATIONSHIP
Single and ready to mingle! Not gay.
>HAPPINESS
Still around.

>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
5'11
>WEIGHT
175
>JOB
aerospace engineer
>MONEY
105k salary working overseas so got big pay boost
>EDUCATION
BS
>LIVING SITUATION
2 bedroom apartment
>VIRGINITY
lost at 21
>RELATIONSHIP
single
>HAPPINESS
7/10

>AGE
23
>HEIGHT
6'1''
>WEIGHT
180lbs
>JOB
Software engineer
>MONEY
Only 5k saved but I own my house.
>EDUCATION
High school
>LIVING SITUATION
Alone
>VIRGINITY
Kissless virgin
>RELATIONSHIP
none
>HAPPINESS
bretty gud tbh fam

>AGE
25
>HEIGHT
5'10
>WEIGHT
215
>JOB
mail-man
>MONEY
$22.02 hr / 33.03 on sundays
>EDUCATION
High School (as long as I have this mail gig I'm saying fuck school)
>LIVING SITUATION
Live with my girlfriend and 2 of my best friends
>VIRGINITY
Lost that shit when I was 11
>RELATIONSHIP
5 year relationship
>HAPPINESS
none. I hate life and everything in it. I'm only living for my friends and family. If it wasn't for them I would have killed myself by now.

>26
>5'10
>175
>Office job
>50k
>Own house
>Still virgin
>No relationships...ever
>7 - 8/10 Happiness

>AGE
32
>HEIGHT
6'
>WEIGHT
180
>JOB
laid off, unemployed
>MONEY
$20 in wallet
>EDUCATION
PHD
>LIVING SITUATION
moved back in with parents
>VIRGINITY
raped at 8
>RELATIONSHIP
singe
>HAPPINESS
none

>AGE
19
>HEIGHT
6'2"
>WEIGHT
220
>JOB
In school
>MONEY
None
>EDUCATION
High school diploma
>LIVING SITUATION
With parents
>VIRGINITY
Lost @ 14
>RELATIONSHIP
Going on a year of being alone
>HAPPINESS
Non existant

cumdump detected

tits or gtfo

>6'juan
top kek

>24
>5'11
>228
>Baker
>$550 to my name
>High School Diploma
>Rent a room
>Long gone
>38 year old ginger with a mommy/son fantasy

I'm the son. And god fucking damn I love cumming in her.

>WEIGHT: 240
>VIRGINITY: Lost it at 15
Tell me how to do it bro

be fit at age of 15

he got lucky

An american OEM

>age
18
>height
175cm
>weight
68kg
>job
a shop like walmart xcept australian
>money
600
>education
Graduated
>Living situation
at home with parents gonna move soon
>virginity
non existant
>relationship
yeah with a real cute girl :)
>happiness
4/10 at the moment because my friends just left for uni and gf is 6 hours away but im going to see her next week :D

probably raped by his father

chekkkeed

Nissan?

>>AGE
23
>>HEIGHT
6'
>>WEIGHT
210
>>JOB
Garbage worker
>>MONEY
60k/year
>>EDUCATION
Working on major for civil engineering
>>LIVING SITUATION
With girlfriend in loft
>>VIRGINITY
15
>>RELATIONSHIP
7 years
>>HAPPINESS
I haven't bene happy

>25
>Aerospace Engineering
>BS
How?

Helpful, I thought about looking for a manufacturer, but I don't really agree with some of the trends they are following, plus I fucking hate the hoops they are having to jump through. (some of which are causing said trends.) My uncle works for one though.

start smoke meth out of your girls asshole

Good job. Too bad you're going to die at 50.

Sounds pretty good. Will do user.

...

my high school had a dual enrollment thing where we could do college classes junior and senior year. did that for aa to get general courses out of way then did only degree essential courses for bachelors

>24

>5'11''

>220

>Project Manager for BOSCH

>$75K / yr with 30k in loans

>BS in Tech. Management and getting an MBA now

>Renting an apartment

>Gone at 16

>Nah

>8/10

>AGE
19 (20 in march)
>HEIGHT
5'10"
>WEIGHT
158 lbs
>JOB
Bus Boy
>MONEY
Over $600 in checking $100 in savings
>EDUCATION
High school grad. College fag
>LIVING SITUATION
At home
>VIRGINITY
Lost last month
>RELATIONSHIP
None
>HAPPINESS
Anxiety mess... Optimistic about future. Listening to crywank, kill me

Yes, the most american of car companies.

>AGE
22
>HEIGHT
182cm
>WEIGHT
85
>JOB
None
>MONEY
3k gbp savings
>EDUCATION
Studying at top EU uni
>LIVING SITUATION
Sharing house with friend
>VIRGINITY
No
>RELATIONSHIP
No
>HAPPINESS
2/10

Ah I see, well that explains >25, but I heard it's difficult to get a job in the field (engineering overall) with just a degree, is it true?

Civil Engineering Major here.

>>AGE
22
>>HEIGHT
5' 10"
>>WEIGHT
145
>>JOB
Student/Research Assistant
>>MONEY
Like $2000 in bank, but not paid currently
>>EDUCATION
Almost done with degree at UT Austin
>>LIVING SITUATION
Apartment, 2 roommates
>>VIRGINITY
Lost at 18
>>RELATIONSHIP
Single
>>HAPPINESS
like a 6.5/10

>AGE
17
>HEIGHT
6'3
>WEIGHT
130 lbs
>JOB
school
>MONEY
1,000 big ones
>EDUCATION
stupid fuck
>LIVING SITUATION
parents
>VIRGINITY
almost got head
>RELATIONSHIP
none
>Happiness
ok

adasas

> 25, 26 in two weeks.
>6'
>weight about 52 kgs
>umemployed
> constantly broke but no dept
> never finished high school
> rent house with GF and annoying 40 year old lady housemate
> lost at 24 ish to current GF
> 2 years
> depressed

sdfsdf

all depends on school, area and you
schools have job placement usually to help you find someplace but school rep plays a role so you could get low job for 40k or high job for 70k starting. where you are located itself is major thing as well so if there is little market growth for your degree no jobs and finally you personally. interview and records play a big role along with other work history

i got my degree with at 22 and landed job at 23 with 0 work experience

Not if you have a masters. I was offered 1 shitty job coming out of college but they paid for my grad school so once I was done I quit and almost immediately found an excellent position

>AGE
19
>HEIGHT
6'
>WEIGHT
150
>JOB
Full-time student
>MONEY
About 4k in the savings with another 1,500 in shares.
>EDUCATION
2nd year in a Business degree
>LIVING SITUATION
When not living at school with my parents
>VIRGINITY
Intact
>RELATIONSHIP
Had a few in high school. But not currently.
>HAPPINESS
8.5/10

>age 18
>6 foot
>150 pounds
>job unemployed
>hs diploma
>not virgin
>single
>nigger/10

>AGE
14
>HEIGHT
5'8
>WEIGHT
105 (pounds)
>JOB
kroger
>MONEY
i got about two thousand saved up
>EDUCATION
none really
>LIVING SITUATION
a house
>VIRGINITY
heh
>RELATIONSHIP
none
>HAPPINESS
meh

>18
>6'2"
>125
>dishwasher
>somewhere around $400
>in school for BS
>live with parents
>virgin
>loner
>not happy, but not sad

you sound sick, go eat a burger

Can confirm just got a job at 22 having graduated in December due to a college job fair.

28
6'3
135
None
None
High school
By myself, rent apartment
Lost at 17th birthday domewhereish
Gf for over 2,5 years
Happiness 5/10

b&

>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
192cm
>WEIGHT
89kg
>JOB
N/a
>MONEY
Living off my parents
>EDUCATION
Medfag
>LIVING SITUATION
Rented flat
>VIRGINITY
Lost with my current gf
>RELATIONSHIP
I do love jer, i guess
>HAPPINESS
I'm okay but it's very unstable, boing suicidal from time to time;i just find reasons to live to be very few

29
6'2"
220lbs
Software Engineer
75k/yr
enrolling into a phd program
live with roommate in nice appt
lost at 17
broke up with #5 3 months ago
shit tier

Elaborate, that makes no fucking sense.

Faggot kys

>age
24
>height
6'5''
>weight
80kg
>job
filmmaker - assistant director
>money
sporadic
>education
bachelor
>living situation
at home
>virginity
lost at 19
>relationship
engaged
>happiness
tanked

>AGE
20
>HEIGHT
196 cm
>WEIGHT
77 kg
>JOB
Student
>MONEY
10k in bank
>EDUCATION
Computer Science
>LIVING SITUATION
Nice house in the city I study in
>VIRGINITY
Lost at 18
>RELATIONSHIP
Never had one
>HAPPINESS
Great

Not poster but oil welding is extremely dangerous, competitive job position, long times away from home, need peak physical and mental fitness.

It pays well for a reason.

Almost got head doesn't count. You are a virgin, faggot.