You're in a one on one cage match with Jesus

You're in a one on one cage match with Jesus.

Wat do

Pummel his ass with a steel chair.

praise the Lord and ask for mercy

Distract him with the choir boy, he'll be too busy to fight.

I'd fuck him in the ass

hot

Nothing, can't fight what isn't real.

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I turn the other cheek

lol I'd ask him if he's into S&M

Ask him if he got help standing his crucifix up in the ring or if he just miracled that shit

Shoot him with a gun.
Chances are all he brought was a knife.

not be fiction

Have a one on one talk about life.

No one says we have to fight.

Bring a nail gun

pray to his dad

Be Mohammed.

Dive underwater

You punch him in the cheek of course

kek

lold irl.

Supposedly Jesus was a real person (some Palestinian Jew). Abrahamic religious beliefs are bullshit though, you're right on that.

Weak

roll for dubs with JC smoke weed and lift with the lord

hallelujah

>unsheathes katana
>disappear into black feathers and teleport behind him
"Looks like you don't take after your father, bud."
>stab him through the heart and absorb his blood into my katana

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meme

Pray.
>Jesus answers prayer.
>Throws fight.
>???
>Profit.

Fucking faggots in this thread don't know how to roll.

this

Seriously tho I wonder who was the creator of fine piece of art.

Heel hook that bitch

pray he loses. done

pin him and fuck him

I saw him tag with HBK against Vince McMahon and Shane O'Mac. Fuckin pussy didn't even tag in. Left during the middle of the match.

I'd rek him in a cage match.

I'd give him the 'ol superfly snukah. That's right, i'd push him down a flight of stairs

Holy kek 5/7