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Why are IDs even gone?
THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE NEW ZEALAND
god dammit
fucking what...
Sheep fuckers
Repeating numbers game strong
a fucking waste
Not if we get ID's back
I hope this is a good omen.
Been climbing up a tree with the chainsaw today, was pretty fun.
...
Fucking checked. Digits on point tonight.
Did the tree get smaller as the day went on?
Yes, just as planned.
...
ignore him
You guys know where you're going in life? I've been working on my long term plan.
>1. Get my inheritance.
>2. Buy a shitty $20K house in some nowhere town.
>3. Drink myself to death in peace.
bitch nigga.
imblying you will get any inheritence money you fucked cunt.
samefag
bet you don't even wear proper chaps you cockie fuck
Why is BF1 such a shit game.
Don't even know what those are.
>EA
Test
typical fucking cockie. no fucking safety, beat you don't wear a helmet on your quad either
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Have a stats exam tomorrow, pray for me
Did it work?
did this nigga just assume someone else's gender?
do you smash fanny?
as a transgirl I'll have you know I rape like a duck
WTF is up with New Zealand city names?
Pukemoremore, Whatawhata (pronounced FuckaFucka), Rimjob Lane, I mean seriously wth lol . Go on a map of New Zealand map anywhere and youll find the craziest names. If you need a place to start and need your hand held, check out around Cambridge, NZ. Total wankerville names
anonnz show cock pls
Kyrie eleison
Christe eleison
literally not anonnz
show cock anyway.
>p.s i'm not gay
not allowed you fucking degen
how about those saffas beating us in the cricket again eh :(
someone bring me 4 large frozen drinks.
Anyone seen any good movies lately?
HAHAHAHA no
it's okay, it was a great game considering the pretty average target we set for them to get.
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
where you located
>Christchurch
Can I just ask, what is even New Zealand?
You never come up in the world. No geopolitical value. Nothing that even says "New Zealand". You and your flag are confused with Aussies.
Movies and TV are filmed there, and you fly planes to Antarctica.
Even though I have no idea what you are supposed to be, I still like the idea of you.
El Capitolo my dude.
Fucking kek
if you were in Dunedin i'd happily do it for ya
>my dude
off yourself
How often do you guys think about suicide? Couple of times a day for me.
Often enough
tymd
I jack off myself all the tim
ahh yes, I see you know your judo well.
top posting
anyone else having a hard time quitting fapping to trap porn? it's the only thing that gets me hard these days and i'm considering going through with it in real life. i'm not gay though.
whatawhata sounds like fotta-fotta
you are gay
It's like smoking, never start.
going through with becoming a trap?
just try it, you might hate it. i suck a dick on average about once every 8 weeks to prove to myself that i'm still not gay
going through with letting a trap breed me
All the possibility in the world and that's really all you want to do?
I mean it sounds kinda comfy but also pretty fucking sad
Life sucks.
are you okay with having little trappy children?
I got given a mecha tbag in bf1.
I hate myself and want to die but I don't have the nerve to kill myself. Also alcohol lets me forget about how much I hate myself, so that's nice.
have you ever tried not being a miserable faggot? man up, get a job, get a girlfriend and just be better
Sup faggots, wellys checking in
Why do you hate yourself? You'd do better to commit one way or the other instead of sitting on the fence.
Either accept that you'll kill yourself so you stop caring and have some fun before you go, or accept that you won't and start fixing your shitty life so it isn't shitty
Yeah, didn't work.
What you guys listening to?
this is a great situation
it means you have complete freedom to do whatever you want
because you won't lose anything if you fail
instead of doing the things people traditionally think give a life meaning
do whatever the fuck you actually want to do
and if you don't know
then just go look around the world
until you see something you like
and do that
your mother
perfume at the moment. Not really feeling their latest single, but the B-Single is alright.
link?
any more grace?
tfw find out tomorrow if I'm going to a psych to get my titty skittles
Fucking yes please
Titty skittles? You mean HRT?
mike?
yes. feminems if you will
I look forward to doing your evaluation.
Most of you fuckers that come through are retarded as fuck and think that this will fix your life.
It sickens me to be honest.
post flat chest or gtfo
i will literally cuck you
no you won't
no
do you like males or females?
Invercargill reporting
My condolences.
neither
HAHAHAHAHAHA
why don't you just chop your dick off?
They gotta turn the dick inside out, stupid.
I've seen that gif. Fuck me, it's concerning.
don't become a "female" you faggot.
you will never be a woman.
me too
I'd rather something I don't like that's functional than a glorified stab wound
i'm more of a woman than you will ever be, faggot
then gtfo
MOAR
Can you birth children?
Will you get a period?
Fuck off you abomination.
Your father should have had a wank.