/hoc/ mods edition

>they do it for free

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/11561025/
fanfiction.net/s/7658828/1/Neutron-s-Sexual-Experimentations
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Why the fuck was the thread 404d

Because you touch yourself

Nice trips

what happened

kek, the samefagging redditor got the thread deleted

lets get this shit started
>mods

What are the best hockey nations?
strawpoll.me/11561025/
strawpoll.me/11561025/

fanfiction.net/s/7658828/1/Neutron-s-Sexual-Experimentations
Something wonderful I discovered.

Oh look, the autistic reddit crier got the last thread deleted
Nice job fag, just couldn't handle somebody saying something funny because you've never done it in your fucking life

I share my birthday with him

Thanks for reading my blog

this fucking leaf

Go Leafs

a

ok

...

Looks like a nice lad desu

@72303680
keep giving me those (yous) cuccboi, but sooner or later you need to go back

ok, friend

LA faggot detected

this picture reminds how much I want a north korea hockey team. The North korea kims

>Canucks vs habs about to start
>only canadian itt is a sad tripfag
hockey at it's peak

/hoc/ truly is dead

canucks @ habs

says a guy from the country that has to annex Denmark, Slovakia, Switzerland, Italy, France, Slovenia, Austria, and Norway to put together a team that can barely compete with Swedes and Russians

It's 01:00 am here in a couple of minutes.
But its afternoon/early evening in NA, this is your time to shine

>tfw 8 AM lecture tomorrow

>tfw no lecture until monday

must be nice to have good stuff on TV late at night, all we get are paid commercials and anti-trump "comedy" shows

this is true, I have CBC and it is shit.

That is pretty much all we have though

oh the american networks are the same. tune in after 11 PM and all you get is cucks like kimmel trying to prove shillary's healthy with a jar of pickles. having hockey on would be incredible.

someone better make a wings thread i dont make threads and this is the third game

Philly v. detroit gamethread!

>no swedish commentators

one job

Wongs vs Flylels

here let me help out:
ديترويت رد وينجز مقابل فيلادلفيا فلايرز
باختصار: النشرات والقرف الكامل

Could a Scandinavian team compete for gold in the Olympics?

sweden won it in 06.
I think that Finland is the most likely team of the two to win it though.

these stats are so fucking useless. what's the purpose of measuring a top line player against the league average? and what about completion rates etc? why can't anyone do something insightful ever

and no they couldn't.

side note, why don't the canucks bring back those jersey's full time?
I like that color scheme far better than the gay toronto colors

what about a team formed of Germany, Italy, and Japan?

do you think they could win?

NÄCHSTES MAL OHNE ITALIEN

Would buy that teams jersey immediately

i really hate how we change our logo and colors like every ten years.

i still like the current setup better than the grey and maroon disaster we had between the stick logo and the laserskate

but the laser skate was such a good logo

How many good players come from Norway or Denmark? 2?

I assume, considering you're an ignorant amerinigger, you were assuming Finland is Scandinavian. WELL YOUR FUCKING WRONG.

*ahem* anyway, how many finns would even crack team swedens roster? none.

so basically, amerifat, open up a fucking book for once in your life and fuck off back to you know where

>putting onomatopoeia in a sentence
back to tumblr

Good night /hoc/

Kauniita unia ja puljun kuvia

>he thinks the flyers are elite
So 4-6-1 is elite now?

>can't sleep because thinking about finland

kill me

>cantpucks

Are the Habs ELITE?

More like cantscore

>mfw the Habs only lose games to the Sens and end up getting sweptby them in the playoffs

>Miller 19/21
>Price 42/42

No the habs are mediocre. Carey Price is fucking elite.

snes need to make it to the playoffs first, boyo

>snes making the ploffs with their tender situation

Good luck making them with Condon as a goaltender.

Are they, dare I say it, the worst team since the Sabres super tank?

Not possible. That team was OHL tier.

Canucks are on pace for 131 goals through 1/8th of the season

Were not even 10 games in give me a fucking break.

Yes, we are 10 games in. We're literally 10 games in and have 14 regulation goals, 2 overtime goals and a shootout "goal." Canucks set a franchise record for least goals in 2016, repeat incoming.

>mfw goats enter their primes late 20s early 30s
>mfw we still got Geno, Sid and Letang

Flyers are ELITE

COMEBACK CITY NIGGAS

i think the kings are worse

if we stopped getting BTFO every first period, we wouldn't need to come back every game
this is a huge issue and the flyers won't consistently win until they come out more focused

>tfw leading the league crashing into goaltenders

Penguins have to be the best team in the league, so fucking fast, every time they have the puck they almost score, scary

I need the blackhawks to fuel my hole of anger of the World Series.

The Stanley Cup defending Pittsburgh Penguins are so much better than every other team in the league it isn't even fair.

Legit I think 1 goal is the fewest the penguins have allowed going into the 3rd. DESU Murray>Fleury

2bh >we arent even that bad defensively or in net. there is just literally nobody capable of scoring.

But flower did fine. Not his fault all the benulties and noletang happened

jesus christ, baseball is boring as hell

it is, better than basketball though

>two Stanley Cup winning goalies
>two top 5 centers
>one top 5 dman
>one top 5 winger
>top 5 third and fourth lines

Gonna be a fun season for them.

IF they stay healthy tbqhwy. Crosby and Letang already dedded once. Malkin looks great but usually deds too.

it is against the ducks though. have to take this performance with any low playoff standing team. they aren't really a threat to the cup this year.

Tbchwyt they tend to suffer the most when Letang is out. But yeah unless the entire team dies in a plane crash they should coast to the playoffs and go from there.

Speaking of Letang..

the elevator music of sports

In 1998, the Canucks drafted Brad Ference before some guy named Marian Hossa.

Jesus is anyone watching this Pens game?

>dat ridiculous passing

Making Ducks look like an AHL team

Cucks getting absolutely demolished. LMAO. Tomorrow won't be so easy pongs

just tuned in after watching memefest 2016

Reminder that goaltending wins championships.

Ask a professional scout, ref and millionaire anything

>Cusb win da worlds eries

A canadian team will win the 2017 Stanley Cup, lads.

either going to be a pens repeat or lightning

HE WAS PUSHED FAGGOT

JUST LIKE YOUR SHIT WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU

Flyers are ELITE

How do I get in contact with one?

yeah we know

and the last vancouver stanley cup win was..... 102 years ago, would you look at that

time for weed

Murray looked good lads

Repeat confirmed

>"""""""""elite"""""""""""""
Nice 11 points in 11 games, cuck. I see you're on pace for that ELITE 82pt season.

Anyone see Chelios behind Bill Murray

>Kongs