Alright guys OP is back with round 2. Dubs decide

Alright guys OP is back with round 2. Dubs decide

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ay bayb wan sum fuk

I really do. Can you just send me one pic to keep you fresh in my mind?

What happened to dumbvirgin girl?

Are you the op with the bitch who keeps calling you?

gosh tamera

Yeah she stopped answering my texts and just started calling so on to the next bitch

Is the fist made before or after entering the onion dungeon?

Fuckibg dubbsed yourself again faggot

I would drag my dick through a mile of glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie

THis is her

tickle my pickle

this

Kek roll

Honestly, do you want to come over tomorrow night? I really want to see you...

Part 2

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Reroll

I'm the OP you inferior being

Hey babe I really wanna stick a fat dildo in my ass. Send me a nude.

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Wdym what'd i do

And now I wanna put my wee wee in your booty hole.

Do you know what urethral insertion is, gurl?

Rol

Rolling

Ok dear, you offer a solution and we'll see what we can do about it

Rolling

Roll

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So can you buy a strap on so you can peg my asshole?

Reroll

reroll

Roll

and i wanna take you there one more time

Roll

I put you through hell, now I'm offering to bring you to heaven

This

yeah

First you go through hell, then I take you to heaven

This

Dubs get

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For the first girl who was about to call the cops:::

"Look, this all was about the hilarity of you assuming we're 'together' just because you blew me and maybe lost your virginity. If you really want a relationship, you're gonna have to show me how bad you want it."

I knot like a dog

role

Vittu sitten. Et luultavasti joitakin sukupuolitauteja muutenkin. Olen enemmän kuin valmis lyömään vetoa olet kusessa neekereitä liikaa.

cmon im just trying to be real w/ you
ill even tell you about the black one

roll

Lol talking to her right now i think she's gonna give me head after we make up. Shit wrong number.

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winrar

Oh shit. Winrar for the eurofag

Pretty fucking gay but still winrar

Weak

I didn't mean you taking anal I meant you giving it to me. I want you to hit my prostate.

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lel

Winrar

roll and
>get

WINRAR!!

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I finally realized i love you last night...i would go to the ends of earth for you. I fell in love with you ever since i saw you, i was just left stunned by your beauty and glamour. I hope we can meet each other soon and use a double ended marker for pooper penetration

its my secret message put it in google translate

I'm sorry you just don't understand this whole furry thing has got me going crazy. Chad said that he's the Alpha and he takes what he wants and last night he... he took me. I'm worried because I think you might be next. The alpha takes from the betas in our pack.

In your tongue, that simply means... anal

You should've translated it first faggot.

Off by one.

Don't send this op

You were suppose to wait for her to reply to the first part then do the "shit wrong number" AFTER she does.

WINRAR

I think I'm starting to like PASTA WITH POMODORO E SALAMI

Still woulda been gay

post the text it was quoted from the start

Are you familiar with Andrei Chikatilo? I'm REALLY into a lot of the same things he was.

this

Agreed

Sometimes I pretend it's you when John and I are doing anal.

roll

Kek

this one

OH SHIT!

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do this next

Fucking kek

i may have every STD in the book, but that does not mean i can fuck you like Jared from subway and 3 6 year old girls at a subway bathroom

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12 or younger

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Then tell me, Maria,
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smouldering eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
It is the gypsy girl
the witch who sent this flame
It's not my fault
If in God's plan
He made the Devil so much
Stronger than the man

Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of Hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Rip

wait that wasnt me!

In all seriousness though. Can you rate my dick on the internet? I know girls Google guys before they decide to put out. A good cock rating from you online could really help my numbers.

re roll

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Then tell me, Maria,
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smouldering eyes still scorch my soul
I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
It is the gypsy girl
the witch who sent this flame
It's not my fault
If in God's plan
He made the Devil so much
Stronger than the man

Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of Hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

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roll

Roll

Guess you can't take a joke then. I meant Chad and I.