Wtf Sup Forums... wtf.... I just fucked a nasty ass motherfucking tranny. w.t.f. After years...

wtf Sup Forums... wtf.... I just fucked a nasty ass motherfucking tranny. w.t.f. After years, YEARS of fapping to trannies, traps, and crossdressers I finally had the opportunity to fuck an actual tranny. I matched with her on Tinder. We kinda flirted a bit then I invted her over. She had kind of a manly face in her pictures. But her style was attractive and her messages turned me on so I figured fuck it. What's the worst that can happen? If she's not hot I won't do it. she called me and had this divinely sexy voice. I invited her over for some drinks. After seeing her fucking horrid man face and the way she was dressed, I told her straight out, "It's not gonna happen but I don't mind having a few drinks with you." She agreed. After a few drinks, we kinda started getting closer. She started to rub my cock through my pants. and somehow we got on the topic of orgasms, and I just... I went for it Sup Forums. I fucked the shit out of her and when I say shit, I mean ACTUAL shit. It smelled like shit. I could barely get it up. I turned her face down and fucked her. so much regret right now Sup Forums... so much regret. How the fuck do I go on living knowing I went that low?... Just how??

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Thank god I used a fucking condom cause who knows what the fuck she might have had, but holy shit Sup Forums I can't live with myself right now. Just whyyyy

Lucky fam, when you matched with her, were you searching for men and woman?

Lmao. That's what staying on Sup Forums for too long makes to you

Did you not get her to clean herself out first? Fucking hell dude.

Women. Her profile pic said "Read my bio first." Then her bio said transgendered woman. I can still smell her fucking perfume on me.

Pic of tinder profile?

>did anal without having her do an enema first
>expected there to not be shit in a rectum

You got what you deserved, nigger.

>her

"she" had a cock or not ?

Almost all trannies put themselves as woman in social media

I've fucked women from behind and every once in a while you get a whiff of it but this was like the gates of hell... wtf...

I unmatched her out of shame.

Sup Forums oh dear Sup Forums make the fucking shame wash awayyyy

Did you suck it?

You think op is gay? Wow

I put it in my mouth for like a half second, and it tasted like salt which I think I could have been okay with but it wasn't even hard

Couldn't get a tranny hard, kek

How big was it? Cut or uncut?

She said the hormones make it so she can't get hard, but I know she enjoyed it cause she was moaning like a bitch. Screaming my name, telling me how big my cock was in her ass

like 2 inches, uncut

Never in my life have I wanted time travel as bad as i do now Sup Forums. Learn from my mistakes. All you fucktards fapping to some light tranny porn, stop now. Turn around and never look back user. never look back.

She had on panties with a padded ass. Like WTF. you knew you were coming over to fuck! you knew I'd see them!

Is anyone else just diamonds reading this? Hope it's not just me.

I know this is suppose to be a bad experience, but I want to do this tbh

Take heed now before you become me user. I'd still totally fuck a tranny, but Jesus Christ, don't settle for bottom the barrel just because she's a tranny. Have some god damn decency.

Tranny fucking looks fun, but my cock told me the minute he pops its going to come flooding over me that I have a clinical mans asshole wrapped around my cock.

I listen to my dick.

What kind of weirdo doesn't like the smell of shit.

Traps in states suck too manly. Go to Asia lol

The fucked up part was I KNEW, I've ALWAYS known that's exactly what would happen. But I didn't listen!!!!

_kek'd and chek'd

The part that did me in was staring at her hard bulge in her tight little pants. The moment I touched her there she was already so wet with pre-cum I could feel it through her jeans.

Ive tried to think of a solution to this, and so far all I can think of is immediately doing a fat rail of coke like as your cumming somehow.

Just beat back regret with coke fueled perverted happy energy

You're a good man user.

Whatever homo. Post more pics

I'm homo now... I just fucked a man for the first time. wtf.

alright who want to watch me cum?

FOAD faggot

exert some self control..

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

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I'll quit if I roll dubs trips or quads

2 fucking inches? That's tiny even for a flaccid dick

I met a girl in college last year who I really hit it off with. At first we would only meet with our two groups of friends to go to school gatherings, parties, the mall ect. Until one day she gave me her number and said "user, let's just me and you hang out sometime" I had been hanging out with this cute brunette but I liked this girl and her personality so much better. So anyways, a couple weeks worth of me coming to her house and her coming to my apartment. Playing video games together, going on walks, smoking a lot of pot eventually one night when I was driving her home after getting back from an Animal Collective concert we'd both been wanting to go to the whole year, right in front of her house, she kissed me and told me she loved me. She said her parents were on some sort of vacation or something. I remember every detail of it, she put my truck in park for me and said in a cheerful yet seductive voice "come inside a while, user". I just nodded and walked inside with her. Alittle nervous I walked into her house with her. It was a bit messy so her parents must have been gone for quite some time.

Cont?

i love traps. they are so much sexier than women, but the dick is a turnoff, since i'm not gay. so i just edit out the dicks and replace them with vaginas.

The whole house was dark except for the light from the street lights outside. Her room was just as dark, only lit by the glow of a fish tank. She sat me down on her bed and pulled out a tiny box from her nightstand. She opened the box and pulled out a tiny bag with about 4 pills in it. "What are those" I said. "These are exctacy, user". I said. "Holy shit! You should've brought them to the concert" she said "I wasn't planning on using them for the concert, user, I want to have sex with you, and I want this to be the best sex of your life, I'm in love with you but I have to tell you something... something I've been hiding from you for too long..."

>pic related
Almost identical to what she looked like

I can stop if no ones interested

continue...

go on ya fag

Tldr you fucked a tranny on lsd and enjoyed it?

well, you should know real women have assholes with shit in them too.

I fucked two really feminine asian t-girls and they both took really good care of themselfs. they actually had pretty good jobs and i live in a small city of just over a mil

uhhh. you shut the fuck up and stop being a troglodyte?
It's not a big deal.
It's not low.
It's just sex.
You like what you like. Stop fighting it.

You only think it's low because you surrounded yourself with people who think it's low.

Let go of those idiot ideas and you'll attract people who like you for who you are, rather than who you're pretending to be.

Now OP you understand the difference that is FANTSSY vs REALITY.

You fapped to a fantasy, everyone here does which is not a shame unto itself. Unless they have actual experience with these concepts, at most the fappers of trannies/twinks/traps/etc. are horny to the point of being bi-curious at most.

So take this as a good life lesson that what you greedily fap to may not necessarily be what you want to fuck in reality.

Bro fuck you

they don't realize that all moral is relative. fucking a family member or someone of the opposite sex is ok, if they're consenting adults. the is no universal right or wrong. it's all about what you like & feel

post original pls

i don't have gay shit bruh. i like the vaginas

Hurry faggot, God speed!

roll for gf

you can still have gotten HSV, even with condom

She looks hot in that pic dick is diamonds

Look, you need to know that trannies are like any other people. Some of them are fucking gross. Regardless if you spend all day thinking of blonde cheerleaders, not every blonde is hot or doesn't smell like shit

I can't decide if you are a faggot or not. This thought process hurts my brain. You jerk off to a dude, but you can't tell its a dude so wtf. You win.

It was near the end of October so I took off my suede jacket and layed it in her computer chair and then she took off her blue flannel jacket (that was my old jacket btw) and hung it on her bed post. She just told me to "close my eyes, and get comfortable" so I kicked off my work boots and later down on her bed. She walks out for a minute. I just lay their thinking. A bit nervous at what was going to happen. Not just that I was nervous about the fact we were finally going to have sex, but wondering what this would mean for our friendship in the future. I hear her door creak open. "Keep em shut!" So I do. She starts at the foot of the bed. Crawling on her hands and knees towards my face. She leans in to kiss me and slides the pill into my mouth with her tounge. With my eyes still closed, I can feel that she has no clothes on. She starts unbuttoning my shirt from the top. Pulls the two parts of the shirt to the side, and then lifts my black undershirt up. Feeling of my chest with her hand and bending down to kiss it she slowly makes her way down to my pants, and unbuttons them. She pulls out my cock and just licks it up and down for a couple minutes. By the time she starts sucking it the drugs have kicked in and I'm in heaven, I have never felt this good in my entire life. My whole body is on fire but oddly cool at the same time because of how cold it is outside. She stops and makes her way back up to me and kisses me. I thought about how weird it was that I was tasting my own essence, but I quickly got over it. But everything stopped. She got up and covered herself with her blanket before I could even see her naked body.
...she was crying

it's not a dude, if there's no dick faggot!!!!
just chicks with hawt feminine bodies

You're actually serious aren't you...

Continue Brah

do you have a problems with pussy, faggot? don't tell me you prefer guys dressed in pink showing their dicks?

are they both balding?

its not gay if you dont see the dick you morons!!!

>Went to a concert
>took off his work boots
Wtf kek

That's the swirl of their hair. Everybody has it. They're just under bright light that shows it well

I live in Kentucky man. Work boots all day everyday. Never know when you'll need them

To hold a nigger's head underwater?

im with this guy

:(

I hold her and ask what wrong. I figure it's just the drugs making her emotional. She says through her sobbing "I know you can never really love me". "What why not!" I said. "Because". "Just tell me why, what have I done" "you haven't done anything, it's just me". I looked her in her beautiful green eyes and said "I'd love you no matter what, please tell me, I just want to help" she calms down and grabs my hand. Pauses for a couple of seconds "I'm a boy". "you're a... a boy?" At that time she moved the bed sheet to show her small penis. I just looked at her probably with a very shocked expression. She said "please stay with me" I looked her in the eyes for a while and nodded "okay" she proceeded to mount on me, I could feel her tiny penis getting harder and harder on my stomach. But you could tell she was probably taking hormones or something because it still felt kind of limp. Just by looking at her you would never think she is a boy. She talked like a girl, walked like a girl, had hips like a girl, and had almost B cup breasts. On top of that she was just about 5'7 to my 6'3. It was admittedly a bit hard to enjoy at first, but eventually I loosened up and felt more connected to "her" than I have ever felt with any other lover. She starts speeding up, panting and panting away. Until finally I came inside her. It was like the Big Bang of pleasure I had never felt before. Even "she" came on me. Afterwards she suggests we take a shower together and we go to bed afterwards. When I woke up in the morning she had her arms and legs wrapped around me wearing nothing but panties. I managed to slip her off of me without waking her up. Picked my pants up, holding my belt buckle so it wouldn't jingle and wake her, slipped my boots on and put my shirt and jacket on and left, locking her door. I went to work and tried to run the events of last night over and over in my head, trying to make since if it all. that was 2 weeks ago. Haven't spoke since

Sorry this is so long. I just had to get this off of my chest somewhere ya know

do you want to do it again user?
post more pics

...

hmmm give me those dubs

Ahhh alternative facts,
this is interesting

I don't want to post a pic of her without her permission, so here's me. But about that, I'm still thinking about it.

cut the face out lets see body newfag

...

TL DR
OP is a faggot again, actually gets AIDS

Not much of a body. I'm just skin and bones mostly haha

lol OP fucked a dude and still thinks he's straight

Huh, that's funny...actually had my first tranny interaction this weekend too...but mine was really fucking hot, massive real looking tits, already had FFS, adam apple shaved down...I had to pay for it but whatever

Is this an example of Schrödinger's Penis? According to quantum mechanics, the individuals in the photographs are considered to be simultaneously both male and female until the filter is removed and the subject is observed.

Kek'd and chek'd

>tranny
>her
pick one

...

>her
>she

Haha reverse searching this came up "biggest clit in the world"

'she'

'her'

dude, you fucked a man

They want to be called her or she so that's what some people call them. Doesn't mean they still don't acknowledge the fact they're not

I recently banged my first trans woman. It was pretty nice honestly. She was super clean, no ass smell. The only problem is that anal doesn't feel as good as pussy IMHO. She gave good head tho and was genuinely an interesting person.

Extacy doesn't hit this fast it was probably a different drug.

>her
You fucked a man, you literal faggot.

wow youre really projecting this hard? you fucked an ugly tranny, and youre raggin on us? your fault, dummy. ive fucked two cute trannies before, and i went out with another that kinda mannish, so guess what. i didnt FUCK HER, you moron