DAMN YOU
A BOX
DAMN YOU
A BOX
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SEX CAULDRON?!
Car Hold
No, that's too big.
That'll do, snake. That'll do.
Best
>Just watched King size Homer
>239lbs is considered comically fat for homer
>300lbs is considered absurdly obese
Jesus how times have changed
It is literally criminal how a show this good was destroyed so thoroughly
Where's the "any" key?
With a man in the White House?
Homer Goes to College is best episode, debate me
>pro-tip
>you can't
>I'm sorry boys, but that pig had some powerful friends
>Oh you'll pay, don't think you won't pay!
Time for chili
It wasn't that great, I watched the simpsons episode where homer's mom comes back, it's supposed to be such a good episode but I cringed literally every time lisa said something and most of the time the mom did.
>lol homer ur so dum u dont know what rhetorical means HAHAHA GET IT IM A SMART STRONG WOMAN MAKING FUN OF THE MAN THAT PROVIDES FOR ME LOL
>wow grandma you referenced entry level literature, let's have a giggle over how smart we are xDD
>omg you used rapport, RAPPORT OMG SUCH A BIG WORD IM SO SMART!
>wow I must have been adopted cuz they're so DUMB and I'm so SMART LOL!!! but ur smart too so iz ok lmao xD
>i'm a dumb bitch who got suckered in by wacko liberal ideology, I literally abandoned my family without saying goodbye but all is forgiven cuz I have a vagina xDDD
>omg homer stares at stars, this is so deep and emotional ;;(((
I literally wanted to murder them both, at least Homer's mom is only in this episode but Lisa is in every episode and is like this all the time. She didn't become insufferable, she always was. Marge and her sisters were alright though.
una vela
UNA VERA
JAJAJAJAJA
take your meds
The wall just got 10 feet higher.
NNNNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDDDD
...The best damn pet shop in town!
Hole*
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Wait a minute...
THAT'S not the wallet inspector...
Carl and Lou really dropped the ball there
HEY PAL did you get a load of the neeerd?
Pardon me?
Not the bleedin'..."Splish Splash Show"
>finished up to season 14 on FXX
>cant even recall anything past 15 as interest dropped
>dont want to shuffle through all the crap
any recommendations beyond season 14?
>b4 nothing
ZE GOGGLES
ZEY DO NUTTHIN
I had to get up at 3:30 this morning just for makeup.
I LIKE the way the blush bring out my cheekbones, but it just isn't worth it
You know I think you're right, first thing tomorrow morning, I,m gonna punch Lenny to the back of the head.
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"What if"
What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap?
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OH MY GOD I'D BE KILLED
MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
'Ice' to meet you
How big was the seed bell they offered on a scale from CIA to Bane?
Just remembering how Homer expected college to be like it's portrayed in the movies makes me laugh.
Bye book
I immediately busted out laughing
>Oh, do you see that jerk?
I WAS BUYING PORNOGRAPHY!
Nobody every says Italy
I'm seeing double here
Hello mister Thomson.
OH MY GOD... THE PTA HAS DISBANDED
Would an episode like this still be able to be made today? I can imagine all the outrage from SJWs it would cause.
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One of the funniest scenes i've ever seen on television.
>marge unpacking condoms and shit from grocery bag
>'I dont know what you've got planned for tonight homer but count me out'
Oh damn I remember that, there was vaseline and bourbon in there
This is the worst day of my life
Dont remember this, what 'sode?
They got bribed earlier by the mob, remember?
I can't think of anyone that's benefited more from the death of Communism than us.
i dont think i ever picked up on that.
Oh, maybe the people who actually live in the Communist countries.
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>enema kit
>condoms
>porn mags
>old harper
jesus fucking christ
Four Krusties!
>just go in and act casual like I buy em all the time
>blow the dishwasher the fuck out
my sides are gone everytime
>It wasn't that great
Stopped reading there.
Literally go fuck off.
Marge walking in and then back out with the Rice Crispie squares and Tang is priceless.
>THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM! NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG!
It should be noted this was the last episode written by Conan O'Brien
Yeah Lisa was always terrible, starting from the very first Bleeding gums Murphy episode.
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>You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGarnagle. Did you really have to break so much furniture?
My favorite episode of his is still the monorail.
>Homer, I have someone that can help you.
>BATMAN?!
>No, it's a scientist.
>Batman's a scientist!
>It's not Batman!
Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through.....it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had......one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking? I mean, thank you, come again.
>WELL MCGARNAGLE, BILLY IS DEAD! THEY SLIT HIS THROAT FROM EAR TO EAR
>post your script threads
It's actually an homage to this scene from American Graffiti:
>he manages to cause an actual meltdown in the simulator.
Best opening of The Simpsons
>all these youtube comment tier quotes
Am i on Redddit?
>I don't understand, the truck had no radioactive material in it.
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KRUSTY WANTS OUT
"There was a little spanish flea. A record star he thought he'd be. He heard of singers like Beatles. The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV. Why not a little spanish flea?"
These two scenes always get me
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>it's windy as hell out there
Yes you are, please return to your JUST and cuck threads.
I don't say "evasion."
I say "avoision."
DENTAL PLAN
You can hear the voices
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>Yang Tsee Doodle Frieworks
>I know where we can get some baguettes!
MEETING ADJOOORNED
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send me to maude
gettin closer
but i hate chatting with Autists
Fuck Sakes WAKE UP YOU DUMB FUCKS :(
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Still as funny as ever.
LISA NEEDS BRACES
Big game fever is reaching a fever pitch as the fevered rivalry between Springfield U. and Springfield A&M spreads like wildfever.
fugg
>well you're certainly doing your job today, mr sun
Holy shit, I never realized this was actually a continuous sub plot, ahahah oh wow.
Why do you hurt me so?
>KIPPERS FOR BREAKFAST, AUNT HELGA? IS IT ST SWITHIN'S DAY ALREADY?