Which celeb had the shittiest death?

Which celeb had the shittiest death?

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David Carradine died of autoerotic asphyxiation

>shittiest
Elvis Presley

yep yep yep

This. He didn't deserve it

Paul Walker because it was all his dumb friends' fault.

That helicopter death in twilight zone or something. 2 kid actors too.

Ryan Dunn
hahaha

hahahahahaha

just kidding. someone had to say it

Phillip Seymour Hoffman

>dies alone in a shitty apartment of a heroin overdose.

I mean... desu yo...

>be millionaire actor
>buy domestic automobile

the guy is fucking eastern european too, he should know better

At least he teleported himself to heaven.

Wasn't there some actress that planned out her suicide to be pristine as all hell, then died breaking her neck on the toilet when she was rushing to it after taking a bunch of laxative? Please someone verify that this wasn't an urban legend!

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

Shouldn't have been a fucking addict then.

this

Haha, everyone were hoping Steve-O would die instead! Haha! I am a comedian!

I'm curious, does anyone know about this one?

>Judith was last seen riding her bike on the morning of July 25, 1988. That evening, József shot her in the head while she was sleeping, and then murdered Maria. He spent the next two days wandering around the house, and said during a phone conversation with Judith's agent the next night that he intended to move out for good, and just needed time to "say goodbye to my little girl." He then poured gasoline on the bodies and set them on fire. After incinerating the bodies, he went to the garage and shot himself in the head with a .32 caliber pistol.

jayne mansfield

wasn't the girl from Poltergeist strangled to death in her driveway or something

Literally who?

This. All his death did was reveal himself to be a scumbag who was willing to pick up his daughter in a car when he was off his head, never mind endangering everyone else.

All the ones who died jerking off.

jimi hendrix choking to death on his own vomit was pretty bad

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Damnit, I found it, and it was an urban legend. Lupe Velez. I had it wrong though, the urban legend was that she drowned in a toilet full of her vomit from her last meal. Apparently it was mentioned in the Frasier Pilot, which is most likely where I heard it and misremembered it. Apparently she just overdosed on sleeping pills though.

No one bothered to put him on his side, we could have had a lot more Band of Gypsies out of him

He died hard.

Bob Crane.

>Died getting his rocks off
>Shitty death

???????

Damn. Nothing unusual about an actress ODing on pills

Yeah I was watching Star Trek with my dad and he said "who the fuck buys a jeep anyway?"

Manute Bol's dermis separated from his epidermis and he died.

Literally looked like the Cant wake up skeleton.

He had a bad reaction to an old malaria drug when doing humanitarian work in Sudan. So that puts him miles ahead of anyone who died jerking off with a belt.

Cobain?

DUCKKKKKYYY

asking the real questions

>the shittiest death
Brandon "No one ever gets hurt making these" Lee

Shot point blank in the abdomen with a hollow tip
Did not die instantly

Yeah, being murdered by a hitman hired by your wife is pretty fucked up.

>the director's body was discovered. Pasolini was murdered by being run over several times with his own car, dying on November 2, 1975 on the beach at Ostia. Multiple bones had been broken and his testicles crushed by what appeared to be a metal bar. His body had been partially burned, the autopsy report revealed, by gasoline after the point of death. It has long been considered to have been a mafia-style revenge killing, extremely unlikely for one person to have carried out.

considering the dude was like 75 it's pretty amazing he could still get it up. IMO once the shock factor wears off it was a pretty bad ass way to go IMO

Sharon Tate

Murdered by Charles Manson groupies before she even had a chance to do anything worthwhile. Polanski made his best stuff after her death, she probably would starred in them and become much bigger if she lived.

Phil Hartman, shot by his coked up wife, depriving the world of Lionel Hutz, Troy McClure and probably Zap Brannigan

And it was Andy Dick's fault

WTF, I hate Andy Dick now! (Not really, always hated him)

Nope. It was definitely Phil Hartman's fault.

t. Andy Dick

>literally got fucked to death by delicate thai hookers
>bad death

are you a virgin?

>its someone elses fault phils wife did drugs

No. Andy dick sucks, but addicts are going to addict.

>not springing for white's or even pornstars

Pretty embarrassing desu

it was someone elses fault (andy dick) that she relapsed because he offeredcocaine to a cocaine addict

>dem succulent titties wasted

piece of shit hippies

God you fucking reminded me of Amy's roast. Her delivery on every joke was so fucking forced.

>Manute Bol's dermis separated from his epidermis and he died.
>Literally looked like the Cant wake up skeleton.

what

the actual details of her death are really fucked up too. She was 8.5 months pregnant, and pleaded with the Manson crew to spare her baby, but instead they stabbed her 16 times.

what the fuck I hate actual details now

Thanks for clarifying! Nice spin on the meme lol

Pretty much yeah.

>relapse after having a drink at The Master wrap party.

I actually feel sorry for actors who are lucky enough to find success then die tragically. But this guy was just a weak piece of shit. If his wife and kids weren't enough of a reason for him to stay off junk then fuck him he got what was coming to him.

Dying in your sleep ain't bad

>>Manute Bol's dermis separated from his epidermis and he died.
>>Literally looked like the Cant wake up skeleton.
>what

He died of Stevens-Johnson syndrome. I'll warn you not to do a image search on that one.

>József

damn, Hungarians do not fuck around
I guess this is what gommunism does to your soul

Addicts get offered stuff all the fucking time, they do not have to use it.

Killed to keep the world turning

Despite what your American law system tells you, drug addicts are still human.

>gommunism

Nah it's genetic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finno-Ugrian_suicide_hypothesis

Paul Waller burned to death because his dumb nigger friend didn't know how to drive a Porsche down a 3 lane empty street

Reading about her and Dana Plato's deaths always makes me sad.

I can confirm this guy isn't fucking around. I got curious, glanced at the first page of image results, and I badly wish I hadn't.

Wasn't it house fungus? That IMO is a shitty way to go.

Heather O'Rourke had a shitty death as well.

I'm finno-ugric mongol looking creature. Should I be scared?

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Just make sure to live your life to the fullest, which I guess in your case would manifest in making post-ironic internet memes and/or beating up war refugees.

>Should I be scared?
>I

Honestly it's the people around you who should be scared.

No telling when you decide to cash out and take them with you.

Make your ancestors proud by taking as many gommies to hell with you as you can.

Jesus god in heaven why did I not listen

I am constantly forgetting that Brittany is dead. This never happens with any other celebrity.

>we will never see her Harley Quinn

Maybe it was just a rumor, but I remember being told they took the baby out.

Bruce Lee

There's reason to believe she was slowly being poisoned by her then fiance, he's dead now.

me
cuz
Jesus

Vic Morrow

>beheaded by a helicopter

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I read it was heavy metal poisoning

>man in his late 30s wearing video game reference graphic tee, video game reference hat and video game reference messenger bag
>implying him offing himself was in any way "shitty" and not the best thing he ever did

>that frame at 4:00 in this video
youtu.be/2jHwEc0USS4?t=241

Phil Hartman

>make the best film of the decade
>make the best interpretation of your career
>be celebrating with Phoenix and PTA
>this somehow leads to your horrible death

Life is cruel sometimes

Getting shot in the head while asleep wouldn't feel shitty at all.

Considering how long it took for a live-action Harley Quinn to be on screen, she might have been too old for it. She would have been 38 by now.

I agree though, prime Murphy would be perfect for Harley

Pretty sure it was Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Not funny

He was also jewish, why buy a car that doesn't kill you if you can save some shekels

This one is real sad, she and her husband were so close

Have an urban legend too.

youtube.com/watch?v=p50EsuX_qiE

Nothing of value lost

Yeah no they aren't fuck off you dumb european

fuck off with your basic income and backwards philosophy

Lupe Velez

I want to say it was Luke Velez. Though I don't think it was they broke their neck, they just died vomiting in the toilet.

>wow what a weak piece of shit
Do a bit more research on addiction.

Nolan killed her

recovering addict here. just want to let you know you're an ignorant piece of shit and i fucking hate you. call me all the names you want, i don't care. i've heard worse i'm sure.