ITT we work in an office

ITT we work in an office
First person to get dubs becomes Assistant to the Regional Manager
Trips inherit the company

hello, i have a packet for john?

Yeah thats me, finally my dragon dildos arrived

i need you to sign here

and here

also here

I came here to deliver a package to the head of HR. *tick* *tick* *tick*

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica

Oh shit

Congratulations, you won our lottery for deliver men that deliver suspicious brown packages with ticking sounds, you are our new Assistan to the Regional Manager

i'm the token black guy who delivers packages.
they hired me because i'm black.
I need advancement

>Trips inherit the company

This will take forever...

Stop slacking off the new assistant to the regional manager is watching and I heard he is prone to explosive outbursts

Who let these niggers in here?

Mandatory Meeting in 15 min about equality and gender pronouns followed by a presentation on sexual harassment and bullying in the work place by Susan

Is that sexual harrassment?

i asks myself.... would dumb person do this? and if answer is yes - i dont do it.

Depends what they identify as

That's what she said.

THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARRASSED ME!

If I'm attracted to females and Jill identifies as a Xer or squirrelkin does telling her she has nice breasts classify as sexual harrassment since I'm not attracted to squirrels?

There are more than two genders you fucking pig.

Dammit Jim pull your pants up

I heard from my cousin that working 'agile' is teh shit, can we do that please?

IM SICK OF YOUR SHIT PATRICE DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME AGAIN DONT EVEN FUCKING LOOK MY WAY AT LUNCH I WILL END YOU is what I would say if I was bothered by your constant bitching and didn't find it a little humourous

are we 'agile' yet?