Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtu.be/3KippOtDVa4
youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4
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One of the most common ones, I'm trapped in an elevator and it floods with spiders. The joy of arachnaphobia, combined with drowning and suffocation
?

Probably, but I'm here for now.

Yeah, I've only seen one or two of those I think, so I was asking if there were more.

(Jill)
I suppose that's one way to look at it.
Don't let it drag yourself down too much

Cute girl. Did you escape fro your restraints?

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>Claim
Boring day so far, I cant wait to go shooting later today.

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huffingtonpost.com/emily-wilcox/the-pushpull-relationship_b_8241126.html

Don't trust Shielder.

I'll keep you company for about two more hours then

Don't shoot yourself m8

lewd

It's dark already.

Classes were not bad today.

But apparently my Windows Security has been compromised and my safety has become a liability and I need to call Window's Help Desk to fix the problem!

>check my registry
>no error
>check my data integrity
>no issues
>check my exceptions and router
>Zero Problems

Why is the Sup Forums archive advertising 3rd party data phishers?

Don't look at me like that.

On mobile and plugged into my wall. Weird things happen sorry. Haven't moved an inch from yesterday.

uwishuwas?

Still here

I'm totally okay with finding this right before claiming.

I probably won't be around that long, honestly.

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Only softly
Agreed if your sick stay home
Boss came into work with something now ive got it. Tho last sick was way worse.
Oh my

>Huffington posy
Spotted the intellectual

youtu.be/3KippOtDVa4
I have 3 personally. I like to keep random shit like that to get a REEEEEEEE on occasion.

That sounds shitty. Windows help. Ugh. Boobs

>

That's okay too! You should get some sleep after all

Claiming best girl

(Rory)
I don't know how I feel about that song..

That might give me nightmares..

youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k

Yet you continue to lewd my waifu...

No promises.

Don't encourage him..

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Oh, sorry. There are others though
Have you ever heard of night terrors?

Well that sucks. Hope you feel better soon!

...I'd almost be tempted to ask for them, but that would get me yelled at probably.

I really should, but I want to shake this feeling right now too.

If you do change your mind, take one of the big calibers so it doesn't hurt too much

Well fuck, I haven't seen you in ages.
How are you female Dio?

It's a scam.
For one, they ask you for login information.

Windows doesn't need your login information.

Secondly, it reports that my credit card information is being released.

I don't have my credit card information stored anywhere on my computer. No cookies, no temporary internet files, no user made files, nowhere.

And even then, the one I did have on file is expired.

Thirdly, these warnings would not be delivered using HTTP.

>Haven't moved an inch from yesterday.

Sounds painful. I'll resist temptation and untie you.

For now.

>I have 3 personally. I like to keep random shit like that to get a REEEEEEEE on occasion.

>3

Damn.

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Female Dio?
I don't think you know what you're talking about

Its jazzy and works as a tango. Its great.
He doesnt get lewd in them.
Well I dont post them here.

What kind of felling?

Are you perhaps a new Kurumi?

I like that one.
youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4

Yeah.. do you get those often?

That's sketchy yeah. Be back in a bit going to go pour water on myself. Going to go shower in that case

Not as often. Maybe one a month. Two at the most

I wasn't expecting lewd stuff.

Restlessness, I guess.

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Please refer to my filename

Wife made me chicken tendies tho.. and green tea with honey

It was well made and everything!

Beeps and whistles, buzzers and bazingas!

It even gave me a 1-800 number to call!

You'd think someone as extreme as a security risk would warrant an update to the OS, for if I am vulnerable then EVERYONE running Windows 10 Home edition would also be vulnerable.

And I doubt I'm a special case that requires the commitment and dedication of One Tech Support drone to help me "fix" my security and registry.

Enjoy your naked, alone, water-time.

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Use an adblock

>Well I dont post them here.

I know. Hence the damn.

Enjoy

>claiming

Hello everyone, how are you all?

IT'S THE OLD CUNT!

Welcome back. How did you do?

How did I do what?

The Eye of the Taiga

I only use FF for Sup Forums and School so the need for adblock on FF is literally nothing (especially when using 4chanX)

I do have it for Chrome, but I only use Chrome for Twitch and BTTV.

Luckily, it doesn't stop you from opening Task Manager and forcibly ending the application.

It was so well done they even added a fucking voice over.

MICRO$OFT CAN'T AFFORD VOICE OVERS!

>Blatantly ignoring Cortana
SHUT UP BITCH, AND CALL ME SEMPAI!

Howdy.

God damnit m8.
How did you do in life?

Welcome

I'm doing fine, just sitting here watching youtube and contemplating whether I should play Insurgency or not. How about yourself?

Well I use Sup Forums x and adblock on Firefox and I have no issues.
>I disabled Cortana on my PC

That's quite a face she's making
I think she needs a doctor

Or an exorcism

>Do what in life?

I've actually been well enough, you?

>I know. Hence the damn.
Can you just not?

>I disabled Cortana on my PC
Same. Bitch is fucking nosy.

It's one hell of an ahegao, eh? Show me yours.

I didnt even give her a chance to be nosy. I disabled her as soon as I got my PC up and running.

It's okay, no worries~

Same here, same here.

>I didnt even give her a chance to be nosy. I disabled her as soon as I got my PC up and running.

There's so much shit you need to kill on a new install of Windows 10

It's fucking depressing

I didn't even realize she was a thing until randomly she was like "So you like anime?"

And I was like "FUCK NO MICROSOFT, FUCK OFF YOU DATA MINING SLUT!"

Cortana should be optional from install, not just "on"

No its not, how would you like it if someone started to lewd Uzume in thread?

I dont mind windows 10 its just some settings in it that I'd rather have off.

Kek, Cortana know you're a weeb

2nd Taiga literally 2 min after me ayy

Contemplating going to bed early, feel I might be able to fall asleep for once.
Haven't played insurgency since launch, any big changes?

>Cortana, rogue AI in the making

No thanks

That's nice, probably

>england is now broadcasting half of their television shows in Arabic

lmao

(Shielder)
Well yes, she doesn't seem like one to start one anyways

カラミチーマス

It wouldn't be hard to find out if you dug into my files.

~330 Gigs of TOTALLY LEGAL ANIME
~3 Gigs of Waifu images
My Youtube History is full of OPs, EDs, Mash-Ups, and the like.

Hell, the only thing Normal about my laptop is the desktop.

Gotta love them default Windows images. Currently rocking Solid Black.

Boring.

>Dennis.jpg

Cant see belly button
Not cute
Why you ignore ;-;

Already cucked
Gabby is superior NEET shutin.

What?

Well, I already lewd her myself so it doesn't really happen..

There are plenty of belly buttons.

Stop trying to erp with everyone.
If you want to chose a cute loli avatar instead.

>I dont mind windows 10 its just some settings in it that I'd rather have off.

Sure, 10 is good. But there a lot of things in it that absolutely should not be default behaviour.

You shouldn't have to edit the registry to prevent your computer from restarting when it chooses to restart, without your permission.

>~330 Gigs of TOTALLY LEGAL ANIME
>LEGAL ANIME
>

Tell me more about this girl you like.

IT'S LEGAL

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

..what's illegal anime then?

There are 0 belly buttons in both those pictures
>loli
>erp
Disgusting tbh

She's better than Tomoko.
All anime is legal, doofus.
Anime needs to be regulated to people over 18 tbh.
Cringey 12 yo weebs are shit

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>loli
>disgusting
pick one

Anime that is not legal, obviously. I should note that I Do NOT have any illegal anime.

Oh, your NEET waifu is somehow superior to my, non-NEET waifu?

Whatever, kiddo.

>Waifu

I have no idea if its changed much since I only bought it the other day.

>BOI

I guess so but what am I supposed to do? Use an outdated Windows?

Claim

>illegal anime
Soon.

Both

Sure you don't

Show me the face you're waifu makes when she gets fucked in the ass and orgasms.

330GB isn't that much though..

>Saya

Gabby
>graduated top of her angel class
>Aryan
>angel
>good with kids
>good at cooking
>good at vidya
>loli
>cute friends
Literally best waifu
Lolis can't be disgusting.
They're pure and cute.
Bimbos are disgusting.

I don't know her, but I may try to be her friend. If all goes well for two years I may just ask.

All 100% legal too of course..

Liking lolis as and adult male is disgusting

>I guess so but what am I supposed to do? Use an outdated Windows?

Use 10, cripple the shit bits, and complain. Just like the rest of us.

Or use a different OS entirely, if you're some kind of weirdo.

Female orgasms are a myth

Lolis are trash tier, anyone who likes them is a borderline pedophile

Then just smile at her. A friendly smile can go a long way.

She will kick your waifu's ass if she gets in her face.