Hey /b, femanon here...

Hey /b, femanon here, I'm waiting till my boyfriend come home and I want to do something for him but I need your opinions.
What should I do?

meet him at the door wearing nothing but plastic wrap

we don t know ypur bf fetishes
enlight us

Suck his dick and cook him a meal bonus points if the meal is done by the end of fellatio.

kys

Tits or seriously get the fuck out

tits or gtfo

...

I dont have just a fetiche... I'm into so many things
just tell me your fantasies!

She's not asking for compliments, and her gender is important to the thread

I hate it when newfags like you misuse old memes

>2007 Tits or gtfo.
>2017 Dick or gtfo.

>She's not asking for compliments, and her gender is important to the thread
Thank you :)

This, and invite a friend over to help out. Bonus points if the friend is a trap.

He might appreciate you being dominant, but IDFK.

nice idea...

We need evidence to support the claim that she is indeed a female and not just another neckbeard-user like you wasting our time... So tits or get the fuck out

If I had a woman, I'd want her to pin me down. He may like it, but some guys would be weirded out.

WE DEMAND PROOF

I dont need to show u my tits. Go to pornhub dude

- take a shit (pic rel8)
- don't flush
- tell him you want to show him a brown sculpture resembling him
- watch his face when he stares at the shit related
- ...
- profit for the LULZ !!

>tldr: you're a male virgin neckbearded basementdweller, not a femanon

variant:
take a shit in the washface-sink

okay. I'll for sure do that.
IM A GIRL.

im not sitting here claiming to be something and asking for anything.

Prove it fucktard

suck his dick

Nope.

I don't give a shit if you imply that being a girl you can't take a shit.

buy a strap-on dildo the size of a wine bottle and do whatever with it whenever, I don't care

the reason we have this rule is so that there arent threads like this where someone can just lie about being a girl. the men to female ratio is very in favor of men. also ive been on this website since it went by a different name and since you were in middle school so please shut the fuck up

Invite a female friend

Do the dishes and vacuum the carpet.
If my wife has done that when I come home I'm a happy man.

abandoning thread. you cucks geting trolled by a random neckbeard. enjoy being delusional newfags.

omg shut up and keep my thread in peace. NO TITS

thx i'll do that :)

okay, im still here...

Man (OP), I just dream about getting a gf able to crack a joke like that (and maybe even posting it on her facebook), we'd laugh for weeks about it and about femfriends and schoolmates showing a WTFace™ while thinking "I'd rather try it as well".

Or, better, I just dream about getting a gf.

let him cum in your ass, go to toilet before, and use water to clean it

Stop empowering women. Fucking retarded white knight cucks.

it doesnt cost u anything now does it?

nope. no one gives a fuck about your shitty thread because you did not provide tits so you are now labeled a liar and a man. go back to bed melvin

You're such a faggot OP

Seriously why are you here? You should know what kind of responses you'll get. Considering you asked anyway, probably a newfag.

Anyway... when in doubt
>blowjob
>dinner
>beer
There you go. Now have fun

Sage

Tits or GTFO! Otherwise you're a cheeto fingered, katana wielding, neckbeard faggot.

how original oregano from oregon.


kek -- yours is the first non-shitty pic of this entire thread.

.i dont want to post my tits

TITS OR GTFO.

At least post your man tits.

>omg
>needing to "sell" the fact that you're a girl
Definitely a fucking neckbeard

then bye neckbeard faggot. go swing your katana around. no one cares about you

make him smoke alot of weed so hes high as shit
wrap a bed sheet around him with nothing but the dick out
take 2 or 3 belts and strap them around hes legs and arms
jerk him off with both hand togheter with 4l massageoil

Not selling nothing here man
if u want some weed I can give you some.

Kinda turned me on desu
>OP is a still a faggot though

wear some sexy lingerie, and a robe over it
just hang out on the couch like nothing is going on and then when he gets home be all nonchalant and push him down on the bed/couch and suck his cock, then get up and reveal your sexy lingerie and ride his cock
gf did that for me last week and i came in like 5 minutes, it was so unexpected and i had had a tough day at work. he will be forever yours

eww, so gay

Meme magic is real

tits or gtfo

get saged bitch

Offer your pooper?

omg, thanks nice idea
I think I will do that one... perfect :D