Good evening gentlemen. How are the wife and kids?

Good evening gentlemen. How are the wife and kids?

ITT you kys

they are havung a great time bud. How about yours?

Hey fellas

Hey man, you surely forgot I dont have wifes either kids...

But I am having fun with my brand new 19 year old thai girl I have bought in my last trip!!

Ah, good day to you sire, lovely day isn't it?

Yes, quite lovely. How is the misses?

Good evening sir ! I don't have any, for I am a filthy faggot. Haw was your day ?

It was great. I sealed the deal on the Main Street property.

Quite well, I'd say, old chap. Any way it goes, will you come for a game of golf tomorrow?

DAAAAAYUUUM trips!

Your quite rude sir, please tone down for the ladies

I'd like to play a jolly old game of golf with you. Does 5pm sound good to you?

I have cancer.

Gentleman there is more to the finer parts of the English language than referring to the formentioned as 'old chap'.

But of course, good lad! I'll ask my wife to make us some tea while we'll play

Can someone pass me the salt, please?

Hello there boys! How are we all?

We are all good, thank you. And how about you, good sir?

How are we all doing at this fine hour, good lads?

Hmmmm, indubitably.

Oh i would love if my tailor would work a little bit faster but all in good time i suppose

Splendid, my friend, absolutely splendid

pour me some lean fam

Who let this darkie in?

How about Croquet instead? Much shorter affair so we can all head to the pub for a spot of lunch afterwards. Mine's the lamb, don't you know.

I'll trade you it for my Park Place and the Electric Company

Does anybody know how long do we have to wait until we start talking like afro-americans?

Its quite odd i dare say, that in this fine establishment, the mongoloids of this generation were let in the door. Not to be rude to mongoloids of course but i must say that some of these men are acting like heathens

Croquet does seem like a good idea, but why not play both, my dear old friend?

Until someone gathers three repeating numbers. Do you have a Lucky Strike I can have dear chap?

Hi guys *takes off trenchcoat* *adjusts tie* I must say *tips fedora* you gentlemen look fedorable

I'm more of a Kent fella myself

You can feast your eyes on this nice pair of triplets you see on the right upper most corner of my reply in this topic

Better luck next time chap!

Perhaps I have miscalculated my device

My word, this thread is going to go places.

Hello everyone

Good to see everybody tonight. That weather took forever to clear up, huh?

greetings Sup Forumsentelmen.

Your digits are impressive, but no impressive enough my friend. Better luck next time.

Good to see you, Jeff.

Yes my splendid machine is clearly malfunctioning, what we must do is recalibrate the energy-motrones oh my.

I say! this is quite the conversation brewing in here. i am more than delighted to have such high class dialogue with you, friends!

Most certainly, old chap. A bout of sunshine is just what I needed.

Oh man, you wouldn't believe. You know we've had nearly 4 feet of snow this month? It's unbelievable.

Jimmy, that there's Roger, not Jeff.

If you need some help with it, I would be happy to lend a hand

What a great evening gentlemens ! I do hope your day went very well

OOGA BOOGA WHITE WOMENZ

My mistake, I always mix those two up. Anyway, how are you doing, Norm?

I am afraid we may never get trips.

Gentleman, I do concur that there is a distinct lack of thine repeating integers to the sum of three in hizzere.

I say, whom's negro escaped the cotton field?

Why, thank you kind sir. I hope your day has been just as splendid as the rest of us

how about we say everything a nigger would say but in a polite and upmost brittish way, prefferably with tea

Can somebody please get the bouncer?

i am quite shocked as well my good sire! this barbaric creatures should be kept in cages

Good evening chaps, whats the latest vintage?

I'll ask the barkeep.

Good evening gentlemen. How was your day?

LOL

Blimey! That was a close call lads, glad he was escorted off premises.

Well, my wife is currently on a tirade about how I arrived at my dwellings with a lack of shine on my shoes last night, and I simply escaped to this bar to avoid the wench.

There are women in this fine establishment. Their ears should not be the recievers of such horrible language

Hello my good sirs

Can someone get the bouncer?

Quite nice, I've finally closed on that housing complex. You?

ELLO GUVNAH

Bouncer here, what can I do for you Mister user?

I enjoyed suicide squad.

I wonder whom will get same three digits it mostly will be marvelious !

Buenas tardes Caballeros, la siguiente ronda de whiskey va por mi cuenta, Salud!

OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WIMMIN AT

Quiet down kind sir. Woulld want to disturb anyone

hello fellas,
im thinking about buying some of those niggers, my plantage could need more workers, what do you think about them. any advice?

Had a fantastic workout at my gym and am about to have a splendid meal.

Please remove yourself from our current pool of genes, good sir.

Someone call ICE please?

I feel strange

Where's the bartender? I'd like three shots of your finest scotch.

that is improper use of the word "whom." i'd appreciate if you refrain from using words you don't understand.

Tacos salsa tortilla macho senior gracias

There is a man of color on the premises and he is causing quite an uproar. See to it that he is removed from this establishment,

i need those trips might i say!

Ze third reich is no place for a gentleman like zeself, zer zee.

Good evening. I have heard news that someone will be rolling trips today. In that situation, what would be the best course of action to take, sir?

Hello fine gentlemen.

When did this fine establishment start letting your kind in?

trips is what i desire

Well I would run far away good boy.

Bartender here, sirs. Please order your drinks one at a time.

Salutations good sir.

I would quite like a martini, shaken, not stirred

Alright, pal you're coming with me. Back to the cotton field with you.

Strict orders from Mister user himself.

If I catch you back in here again, you may not be walking out of here.

I'll take a glass of your scotch, the 999 edition.

Everybody is a fag here.

Blimey! I hear there's a nigger on the loose! Everyone take cover!

I like my woman like my coffee, without a vagina.

Where's the gaybar? I'd like three shots of your finest crotch.

WHAT UP WHITE BOIS