What does having a child feel like?

what does having a child feel like?

salty coins and milk

I'm not sure what they feel like, but they taste like chicken

lets keep it non-sexual

they burn you out to the point where you stop giving a fuck, if you do give a fuck they drive you insane and you want to beat them up almost every day for fucking shit up and being generally retarded because they know nothing and is too stupid figure shit out on their own and at the same time you cant trust them with anything.

>cannabalism
>sexual

35% of sexual crimes involve cannabis

>cannabis

Good and tight

Tight and good

A burden

It feels great to have your pussy be stretched far enough to fit a watermelon.

This pretty much, except my daughter she's pretty chill and happy as fuck.

Sounds like lacking on the parents side there.

its like taking care of a pet that can bitch back at you for the little things they dont like.

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Don't worry. In the future a machine could do better at parenting than you

>Children not knowing anything
What's the fucking duty of a parent?

I dont really have much of an idea. But if you have kids dont fuck it up. Spank them. My mother didnt spank my,younger brother and he turend out to be a self entitled greedy backtalking brat.

Often exhausting. Between work and their energy level, I'm asleep when head hits the pillow. But it's rewarding in its own way. Like a feeling of completion. Despite all the late night wake ups, illnesses, cock blocking moments, temper tantrums, and shit, it's all in all a good feeling.

Like having a dog that slowly learns how to talk and 12 years later starts treating you like shit.

>what does having a child feel like?
it feels reaal goood also what anime is that one.

This guy didnt,spank his kids.

Second case of doing a terrible job at parenting in the same thread

Teach them to face the consequences of their own acts. Don't give them anything they could earn by themselves unless you want to show them affection (from time to time)

what is a good age to start spanking your daughter?

>cock blocking
What?

>spank his kids
kinky?

You must have been too stupid for birth control, let alone logic itself

Whenever it starts making her horny

Everyone's parents here failed miserably.

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Not an excuse to consider failure unavoidable

Yea like i hate it when parrents are like "ill give you some icecream if you stop slapping the dog". Because then the child will misbehave so they get rewarded for stoping. Punish them for the original act.

feels a bit tight but its alright I guess

My son, especially, has some psychic sense of when my wife and i are about to fuck. That's when the crying starts, and boners R.I.P.

This guy didn't beat his kids to death.

No. To punish them for being little faggots.

Yeah, but teach them that's similar to what they did to the dog. They'll know empathy that way.

>OP innocently asks about having children
>people instantly make it lewd

What has this place become?

Like having your own personalised sex dungeon.

Babies can do that. Try using a tin foil cap.

It hasn't become anything, faggot, it's always been this way.

Tin foil condom because the magical alien cries unboner it

It was worse a few years ago.

Unconditional love only exists between a parent and a child. That's one hell of a feel.

>What has this place become
a fun place.

>What has this place become?
GTFO. NOW.

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Chill
Indeed
It was always like that. What would you expect from Sup Forums?

Ayane has a blank page, SHE IS THE ALIEN COMMIE BASTARD

>Like having your own personalised sex dungeon.
is the kid the dungeon?

yea didn't know what to put there so just put a space.

I raised 4 kids. Spanking is for lazy fucks that don't know what they're doing.

Droning on for half an hour about morality and ethics takes longer, but the kids hate it more, especially if you make them participate in the conversation instead of just talking at them.

I've seen my kids stop, look at me, cringe, and then not do stupid shit.

Heh. Getting out of dad-talk's is the great motivator of their lives.

Things get much better after they run away from home...

No, the kids asshole is the dungeon.

oh ok

You're on Sup Forums so a poorly drawn penis would have worked in the blank space

Dunno, let me ask my girlfriend.

This is correct. Having kids you come to realize that yout parents probably love you alot more than you love them. They can be frustrating but ultimately worth it. Just be financially ready, they're little money pits.

>what does having a child feel like?
As a companion or a dependent?

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Ughh! That would be like shitting where I eat.

you should have put a jpeg of tin foil there

why do you have saved pictures of pedobear?

le epic Sup Forums trolling EX DEE

> not shitting where you eat

Fucking prudes in Sup Forums these days

I don't have any saved pictures of pedobear.

Why do any of us save any pictures for later reposting? It's a mystery.

It can be a real blessing, but then there are times you wonder what you are going to do with the body.

Implying your dick has its own mind and ears

You're my new model.

there ya go

Pain

What do you expect? 90% of Sup Forums wants to blow their load inside of a girl younger than 10.

> not waiting for menstruation.

Great, Sex whenever you want

>if it bleeds, it breeds
my nigga

Wuh? All my sisters started menstruating at 9.

Like having a younger sibling but you can't tell them to fuck off

HA! If those bother you THIS will really fuck you up.

and thats when i call the mods. have fun being banned

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