Have you ever stolen anything Sup Forums

have you ever stolen anything Sup Forums

>yes
>17 years old I stole one of those lego minifigure packs from walmart
>got the lederhosen guy
>felt like a nigger ever since and never stole anything again

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>be me 8 or 9 years old
>went to shitty woodcraft folk (hippies mixed with boys scouts and just as cancerous)
>every week we go to this old hall for "activities"
>be busy not socialising with popular faggots
>see open folder with all the member contributions
>thinking 'extra pocket money'
>do this for weeks without getting caught
>give up because of bad conscience, scored a huge £50.

Embezzled around $80k a few years back.
Never got caught, I inadvertently framed the payroll clerk. She got fucked big time.
No regrets.

>Embezzled
You an accountant? Let me guess they let you sign the checks

500$ worth of shit in a backpack at a Meijer and target once got caught the third time (total value of shit I got away with was 500$)

ugh, when I was 14 or so, I had this period when I felt the need to steal random shit like sweets and booze from stores, cash from the parents, friends' toys, w/e.

After a few months I just stopped, never stole anything again.

Nope, my job had nothing to do with accounting.

When was around 15, mates and I used to hang out at the local golf club doing jobs in pro shop and shit. Casual players used to pay green fees in cash and drop envelope thru slot into a honesty box. We could literally just reach in with our skinny arms and grab 40 dollars cash whenever we wanted. This was before security cams etc. Did it on daily basis for ages

Are you jewish

stolen some mopeds and bikes to make some extra cash. also hardware tools from construction sites. no, im not black.

Fuck no

I've stolen many women's hearts, but I always broke them.

Now I'm foreveralone.

shoplifted my local store for 2l beers vodkas cigarettes and icecream as a sport on a daily basis for 3 months when I was 14. never got caught and damn was that a good summer. we stole 1000€ worth of shit in that period
> t. eastern european

u nigr

I used to steal books from my grade 4 classroom cause I felt like nobody else would fucking read em

Still have that book on Roman History.

6 years later and cant recall the last time I soberly stolen anything since then

Used to live in a shitty town and me and some of my friends stole things from a gas station every day.

>be in year 3
>got 1500 lego box for crimbo
>near to no special pieces
>had lego box in school with tons of great pieces
>start putting some in my pockets
>got to bulging point
>no one said anything
>m8s didn't rat
Lego box got lame after most of the great stuff was gone but damn was it worth it.

Back in high school I was the guy to go to to get alcohol for your party. Not because I was older (US) but because I had a foolproof method that worked 95% of the time that totalled in about ~$500 in liquor in one go. I didn't make much money off of it, but every party that I provided for, I had unlimited access and first dibs whatever bottles I wanted - and since they were stolen price wasn't an issue. Good fucking times

Once stole a kinderegg when i was on vacation, in Hungary. I was 6

> been paying $195/month for parking in lot near >work, for a couple of years.
> 4 months ago (mumpfs in niggerspeak) receive >email from company that lot is shutting down and >condos being built.
> 2 weeks go by and lot still there, just no auto pay >machines.
>Shit ton of white niggers continue to park.
> Print flyer on company time, using company >resources. Nigger.png
>Finish at 3 p.m erry day (niggerspeak for >everyday)
>Flyer directs trespassing parkers to pay via >PayPal $7 per
>day to continue to park prior to "Ground Thaw"
>as we can't pour cement at this temperature.
>$3600.00 later, no guilt. Not my lot!

I skimmed $3,000 from a food stand I was working at over the summer

>Be 7 year old me
>Friend pisses me off
>Won't let me play with a toy of his
>Sneak into his backyard in the middle of the night
>He left the toy in his back yard
>Take it and run
>Gift it to another friend
>The other friend gets blamed for it.
>WorthIt.JPG

>14 years old
>stole an expensive pocket knife from a yard sale

I've been downloading music and books and movies for about 6 years. I have about 35,000 retail books, maybe 8tb of lossless and hi-def music (probably 3-4,000 discs), and maybe a few hundred vids. Also I took a grape once.

when I was in university I stole tons of weed from my roommates over 3 years and 5 different roommates in total.

I stole books all the time.
It's really easy and I read them all so no harm done

Mine will be hard to believe, but I played a decent part of crashing the economy in 08 for the USA. No matter what people tell you, a lot of people made bank on that crash, I feel like shit for helping with it.

>be me
>8 or 9
>go to friends birthday party at chucky cheese
> friend runs out of tokens for games
>see some faggot playing a racing game with cup of coins on the ground next to him
>casually walk up and take it
>hand it off to friend
>5 mins later mom comes to pick me up
>as im leaving i see said faggot crying and his mom talking to one of the chucky cheese employees
>never got caught

When I was 6 I used to steal packs of gum and shit like that from convenient stores. I remember when I was 8 my family was at the mall and I went to one of those AT&T stands and took the display phone (idk how the guy didnt see). Told my sister about it then she bought a sim card for it and hey i had a phone.

stole your mom's virginity

damn dude you're a fucking dick

Thats gold lmao

>be me
>at club with normie friends
>this is a shitty uk club so the only music on is drake and other boring rnb shit
>can't really dance to that nigger noise
>running low on booze money
>have idea
>"hey normie #1, can i try some of your drink?"
>"sure user"
>down the whole thing
>he doesn't notice
>keep doing this to other friends
>start seeing doubles by the end of the night
>had about 6 red bull and cokes, 4 pints of cider, 3 pints of some beer, 6 shots I bought myself and two double vodka and cokes I bought myself
>mfw no hangover

No shit, I was about to start a new thread. Well I guess I'll just cut and paste it

>be me
>middle school years
>hanging out with black friend
>just me and him
>go to mall
>go into Spencer gifts
>see something I really want
>one left
>no money because my mom was an alcoholic
>put it in my pocket
>leave Spencer's
>hang out at the mall more
>we both go home
>never stolen anything on any other occasion
>never hung out with just black people on any other occasion
>tfw I realize years later I almost caught the Nigger virus
>tfw he probably thought I was using him as a cover and that's why no black people ever hang out with me

...

>work at a drug store
>realize gift cards activate and post before transaction finalizes
>if you void the card off the order it calls back out to void the card
>shitty as400 system with central accounting
>essentially if you activate the card then reboot the register without paying the card goes into accounting limbo
>activate $100AMC card
>reboot register
>use card that night
>wait a month
>nothing happens
>start activating gift cards for amounts between 100-250 daily
>usually 1 or 2 cards each time
>never visas or the like
>1 year later it doesn't behave the same
>call manager for a transaction void
>tell them the customer didnt want to show ID

>find out a month later the company caught on because a store manager was activating VISA cards the same way for $10,000 a piece
>federal $500limit on gift cards
>he only did it three times and ruined it for me.

I figure i got off with around $150k that year

>2 friends of mine and I used to steal candy from the local store when we were like 13
>I was too much of a bitch to actually steal so I was the lookout
>one friend wore big sweatpants and filled the entire thing thing with choclate bars and didn't get caught
>they got suspicious because we came in there so often so we stopped stealing
>hid it under the floor in his treehouse
>chilled in his treehosue and ate free candy
>good times

Don't feel guilty because the manager was a total fucking bitch

wallet
money
book
pen
stuff for art and shiet
food most likely

>be me
>like 3 years old
>at mall
>go through candy store
>see cool tic tac toe game
>holding it
>"user come look at this candy"
>go look
>leave candy store
>leaving mall through department store
>notice I put that game in my pocket
>freak out
>put it down on shelf
>go home

Pirated ton of good shit never got caught. But need to make money over my talents.

rude

maybe the owner was a bro and you hurt his bottom line

rude

maybe the owner was a bro and you hurt his bottom line

>be at shitty house party
>me and my brother decide to do something funyn before we go home
>go upstairs to find something
>we steal a fire extinguisher, 2 10L cans of anti-freeze, a worklight and a roll of those huge plastic bags
>take a cab home with the spoils
>no clue why we did it

Fuck me, that's impressive.

When I've been out of money in the past I've stolen a lot of computer duster, rhobotussin, and dramamine to get high with, usually do them together. Broken into a lot of cars. Stolen wallets. Ripped people off. Stolen money to and weed to trade for crack. Stolen bikes to trade for crack. Stolen bikes just to get around. Stolen a lot more stuff, can't be bothered to remember. I'm white and relatively well off.

It's not stealing if whoever you took it from still has it

kek

>be me,15
>my city suffers flood from a river going through it
>my house is safe af
>people losing homes,everything
>people building sandwalls while i chill at home
>no school for a week,best days of my life
>my tele provider offers unlimited messages and calls for anyone in a "distress area"
>i apply,actually get free internet and messages and calles on my phone,unlimited
>fuckyeah
>go on a local site,popular here,just like craigslist
>you can send a message and pay it 0.5$ and get 0.5$ into your account for advertisement
>i have the best idea ever
>send over 200 messages
>100$ stolen from my provider
>advertise random shit in the newspapers for 10$ such as "selling one match" or "one rusty nail" just for the kek
Only wish i advertised some content that was actually funny,i couldhave spammed the newspapers for a week

i used to steal money from my mom to buy microsoft points when i was like 11. also for other things. probably stole around $300-$400 i my whole life. i stopped. still fell guilty about it. sry mama

i regularly put snickers in the slurpee cup, fill that shit up, then buy just the slurpee fuck with me faggots

>arrive at the train station where my gf lives on a 40 min walking distance
>we didn't have enough time to walk to her house, fuck and walk back
>I figured I'd steal a bike, use it to cycle real quick, fuck and after the fuck I'd place it back at the train station like nothing happened (I knew how to open 3 digit shitty locks)
>while trying to open the lock (takes some time), some dude appears behind me
>pulls out a police sign
>takes my gf's identity card and mine
>walks away with the cards to check on us (while not taking us with him?)
>after 5-10 mins he comes back
>"sorry, but there has been a lot of bicycle theft lately at this train station"
>he gives our ID cards back and walks away
>take the bike, go and fuck, and return the bike


I still don't know what the fuck happened

lmfaoo

Used to boost high end cars. I can greetext if interest but its detailed

Once as a boy I was riding under the shopping cart at the grocery store because I thought it was badass. Mom hands me a big hollow candy cane thing full of Hershey's kisses. Proceed to the checkout, hand it to mom so they can scan it. Took a while to checkout and I got distracted. In the parking lot I deal out and tell mom they forgot to scan my candy. She loses her shit and we go back in and she pays for it. She got home before she checked the receipt, realises she actually paid for it twice.

Got my virginity stolen from me if that counts

Go for it user

my friend was working at a walmart one time and was on his last week there (he was moving out of state). he started robbin the place blind.
he calls me up
>user want a free tv?
of course i do so i drove down with my van. he was literally standing outside with it on this trolly. he threw it in th back of my parents mini van and i just drove off. free 50 inch tv

greentext

In my younger days, yes. I was a huge thief, and i was fuckin good at it.

It started with CDs. I'd walk out with a stack. After a while, people gave me shopping lists and I'd charge half the price.

I could go on for hours about my conquests.

> be me
> late 80s-early 90s
> me and one other guy, with a garage
> basically how it would work is test drive mid-high end cars, real charming like and see where the keys are kept
Back then even higher end had, no joke, like a big ass board of keys or a closing box with every key in the lot. Much more security today.
> break in after a time period and find the keys, take the car

Cont. Much more

> take car back to garage, friend and I strip it and drop off any part with a VIN (frame dash etc.) a couple blocks from a police station
> parts are found, VINs match stolen car, car is now "recovered" insurance pays out. Parts end up in police auction
> friend goes and purchaces parts for cheap as fuck
> bring parts back, put car together, new $80k car for $500 in parts, with a clean title
Greatly simplified process but you get the picture.
Was making insane amounts of money for years doing this

When I was 14 me and my friends used to steal many tolls and material from buildings under construction in order to build a treehouse. Se did this for 9 weeks in a row in the same area. When we got caught we almost got charges for everything we had destroyed (we mainly fooled around and wasted all the material). Judge told us we had 10,000€ worth material hidden in puede treehouse.

Go on

They have Walmart in England?

>be a child at a birthday party big indoor thing for kids only
>everyone tries to gather as many plastic balls (pic related) for some retarded reason
>me and my friends had a gigantic stack in a hidden corner and guarded it with our lives
>pancake time, so we had to leave our stash
>I fucking knew this bitch and her friends were going to take it
>quicky eat those pancakes with the force of a thousand suns to guard our stash as soon as possible
>whore of a mother of the bday child tries to keep us at the table as long as possible because she made some birthdaycake
>just wanted to guard our stash of plastic balls
>finally get released back into the jungle
>dreams shattered as a girl collects the last pieces of our stash
>she sees me and start running away/past with the balls
>while standing still, I grab her hair while she was sprinting away
>she immedately started screaming as I dragged her by her hair away from our plastic balls
>leave her on the grond and steal our balls back

never thought anything of it untill recently I randomly remembered it. Kids are fucking savage

also same place,
>there was a gigantic inflatable pyramid and mainting the top position was the goal of every boy
>some older fuckwits pushed everyone down, we couldn't possible beat them
>invent a plan
>pull the plug of the air-blowing machine that maintained the pyramid
>immediate results as the pyramid collapses and at least 6-8 kids scream in terror while the whole structure collapses around them
>almost get slapped by the one-armed employee

kek'd all the way to pancakes

>be me
>6 maybe 7 years old
>black kid has toy frog that looked like small pepe
>i had the exact same toy frog
>it feels "funny" to me
>think somehow he swapped his ty beany baby frog for mine
>muble.. he took my frog
>did not
>did too
>this goes on and on
>i fell sad and realy upset i think he traded our frogs
>think i actualy fought him over it
>eventualy teacher/bus driver gives in and gives me his frog
>hes crying
>realize i was probably the theif all along
>try to give him back frog
>he doesnt care anymore
>feel like a monster
>probably ruined a dignificant part of his childhood
>still haunts me to this day