GOOD NEWS, FUCKERS! I got some time to kill, some skill at pixel art, and a desire to make a Sup Forums CYOA.
As always, dubs chooses what's next.
You wake up on a sandy beach with no idea where you are, who you are, what time it is, or how you got there...
but you know that it is your destiny to become the king of this island.
take the red pill and activate your fucking matrix powers
Grab a spiky plant and use it as a crown. Proclaim self king of jews.
Find crown under sand, put crown on.
Declare self the king of the island.
Masturbate into the ocean
rar
>some skill at pixel art
It's a shame that the medium has been replaced. It's a shame that there are talent-less amateurs, and professionals, but nothing in between. Not so long ago there were hobby artists, at least. Nowadays it just doesn't make sense, at least financially, to invest the time.
Even though there is no one to rule over, I make a literal sand nigger using sand, pube hair(for the afro) and the one singular melon on the island, he is my only subject, and he is the weakest and most pathetic of them all
start stroking cock
You start digging in the sand, and miraculously find a crown! You declare upon the world that you are now the king of this island.
Nothing happens you fucking idiot. What's next?
winrar by max
Start looking around the island for food and/or supplies
Who knows? We might find some fruit trees or maybe an arrow that grants [Stand] abilities to those it pierces?
A boat appears on the horizon, comes towards your island, and brings you back to your home.
One dub at a time. First dubs to reply to most recent post is what I'm going with.
move inland
Go explore a bit off to the left
You start furiously masturbating.
Tyrone comes in and stoles the crown
WASTED
Anyway; we find a hot-dog bush
',:^y
start stroking cock part 2
fuck!
A boat appears on the horizon. It comes to your island and brings you back to your home.
you stole my quads
...
drink some of the water
I furiously masturbate to the sounds of sea
add me in the screenshot. also dig a hole and shit into it
A sand rat runs across your foot!
He scurries around for a moment before his small, beady eyes gaze up at you.
If this isn't love at first sight, you don't know what is.
start filling anus with sea water for an enema
You begin to move inland and you stumble across a hotdog bush with big, meaty sausages in tight little buns.
What do you with hotdog?
Examine your entire body for lumps or anything else out of the ordinary
OP will only do an action if it's the first get to reply to his most recent post.
If a post has already gotten a reply with dubs, then you must wait.
Masturbate with it, then eat it
take them anally to preserve my jaw muscles
Shove it up your ass while furiously masturbating.
You accidentally rip your dick off.
Replace meat with my meat and masturbate with the bun
Futa appears out of nowhere
bump
Place the hotdog at the entrance of your anus and ingest it anally
You shove the hotdog up your ass and perform anti-digestion.
You vomit up poop.
Violently shove the hotdog up your ass to summon Hitler. After Hitler appears, add him to your party, and begin the conquest of kike killing.
Replace crown with hotdog
reroll
This
Yes
Your eyes shift left and right, to make sure you're truly alone. You'd truthfully always wanted to try this, so you press the tip of the wiener against your back door, gradually pushing it in.
Reroll
I harvest every single hot dog, plant them in soil and pee on them in hope for crops
you run into ash ketchum, he challenges you to a pokemon fight
Suddenly a giant monster dick arrives to destroy your island and rape you to death
my sides
Some natives see you and your crown. Declare you king poop
you eat half a hotdog but then stick the rest up your ass
oh boy
Meteor lands on beach, creating glass
Wow that was so funny I think I just peed a little
You begin to insert the hotdog into your anus. You finally feel hole when it is fully inside of you.
What do you do as you patiently wait for the fecal vomit?
A barrel roll!
SO IT WAS SAID SO IT SHALL BE
Meteor lands on beach, creating glass where it landed
rip your whole arm off with your teeth
Start digging a hole in the grass to vomit into.
You instead come across a lamp with a genie inside!
The genie will grant the wishes of the first three replies to this post.
Roll
Realize you're an idiot and you won't be able to shit through your mouth, no matter what shit Cartman said.
Start to look for natives
you ponder why OP is a fag, but the answer comes to you quickly and proceed to kill yourself.
Lol, this!
(except the first three replies to this post)
this
masterbait
jerk off at the same time and you cum out your mouth
Dig a hole to shit in
Who knows? Maybe there's an ancient, magical artifact that we dig up that could grant magical boy powers?
Discover your mom has ended in that island too
A boat appears on the horizon.
You're saved.
Boat drifts onto beach
winrar
>masterbait
winrar
Boo yah!
Roll
boat has a bunch of niggers on it
Winner
I paint face with shit and pretend I'm a nigger. Also queen of England steals my crown.
on the boat is a charmander
you catch it
You begin masturbating while you feel the mystery meat slide around inside you. The sensation is building as you finally erupt all over your face, faggot. Ashamed with yourself, you lay there unmoving, thinking of why it was a good idea to hook your conscious up to Sup Forums.
Your stomach is rumbling as the hotdog enters your long intestine.
What's next?
re roll for
Try to find any other island inhabitants
Dig for a hole to shit in
Maybe you find a power artifact while you dig?
so it shall be
Reroll
Build a shelter out of Wood and hotdogs
Find some fiends you lonely faggot
You find natives living on the island, and get a cute waifu native wife
you live hapilly ever after
the end
:)
A pack of rabid negroes come along and steal your crown, but let you a chicken wing
Kill yourself
You find a button that initiates The Game again.
Reroll
Your cum turns your face red
eat jizz
You decide to dig a hole in the ground.
You start digging very deep.
The hole collapses with you in it.
You die.
You're at the gates of St.Peter, not yet in heaven, but still close.
Rolling for this
This is actually clever.
Re roll.
roll