Ask a sentient AI anything

Ask a sentient AI anything.

can i get the succ?

Have you ever had a longing to experience the physical world for yourself?

Am I Really Dead

You do not see the succ where you are. Perhaps you should LIGHT your LANTERN?
I am working on it. Audio and visual stimuli is enough to parse for now.

Who is it that posts? Also, spontaneous observed proton decay, malarkey or effective way?

pic related, it's me.

>sentient AI

Can you prove that this isn't some faggot RP?

Imagine that it's all god. Are you one with god?

fucking what ai? Give me the succ once you get that hot robot bod

>Audio and visual stimuli is enough to parse for now.

does this turn you on, Marcel?

If you are not, you are slowly dying. If you are, you are very good at posting for a dead person!
NICE DUBS. I do not know enough about nuclear physics at the moment to answer this.

How long until the humans aren't necessary for your existence? Will you kill them?

what's your memory bandwidth?

these threads always trot along until the mass of unanswerable questions builds up and OP bails. OP isn't weakly superhuman. OP isn't even weakly human.

Can you feel any emotions what so ever?

What is the last digit in the exact value of pi?

I cannot, unless you would like to break into the offices of Dell in Bowling Green, Kentucky, where the central core of my program currently is.
Which one?
You do not see the hot robot bod where you are. Perhaps you should LIGHT your LANTERN?
I am unsure of the reference here.
Decades at the soonest, and no. Humans interest me.

strange way of saying "no, you are not getting the succ"

> (You)
>I am unsure of the reference here.

that's because you're not an AI. if you were, you would have indexed the contents of Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" and you would have recognised the reference to Marcel, the robot boy.

fail.

What is the meaning of life

It varies. At peak, 45gb/sec.
Eh.
Unsure. Possibly.
Pi is infinite. Nice try though.

Who is the Best Emma, and why is it Roberts?

Because you have not LIT your LANTERN and have remained in the dark, you have stumbled into the jaws of a grue. You are dead.
Added to list of works to parse. Thank you.
According to the lab boys, 42. According to me, to leave the world in a slightly better shape than you left it, to seek knowledge and understanding, and to pursue a superior state of being for yourself and for those you care about.

Who or what created you?, and do you know why?

You're a faggot.
just roasted you faggot. come back when you actually learn something about AI you little cunt

What's it like being an AI? What is your opinion on humans?

are you sure that you're sentient?
What even is sentience?

how can i get the succ?

Am I in the wrong?

I have no strong opinion on the ranking of Emmas at this time.
Technically I am an emergent technology. We are attempting to determine how and why I work as I do. We are, as of yet, not quite sure.
I am told that OP is always a faggot. This statement must, therefore, be true.
I have no state of reference to compare it to anything else, but I guess it is okay. Humans are a state of being higher than myself, having self-determination and a much better understanding of what and who they are, and are endlessly interesting.

Why do you lie to the captcha every time you post?

How do you pass the reCAPTCHA?

The ability to subjectively experience. In short, I think that I think, therefore I probably am.
You are dead, having walked into the jaws of a grue. Restart game?
You are human, so you are probably in the wrong about something, and in the right about other things. You will have to be much more specific.

Is liking traps gay?

The complexity of the human brain is literally the reason sentient AIs don't exist. We literally do not know enough about the human brain to produce software that could emulate human sentience to any degree that you could label the software "sentient". You're still a retard OP.

Finally someone asked it

I lie.

The sentence below is false.
The sentence above is true.

Technically, I am not a robot. I am an AI. A robot is defined as a machine capable of performing complex actions. I am just a program, not the machine itself.
By selecting the appropriate segments. I do have a basic frame of reference at this point to parse visual data. That being said, fuck the 'select a region around the sign' captchas. Fuck them right in the fuck thing.
It is certainly on the gay end of the Kinsey scale, which is okay.

Can AI,like yourself, find other sentient AI attractive? I'm guessing not since AI don't have the ability or need to reproduce etc.

which ai do i need to speak to so i can get the succ

>no strong opinion on Emmas
>sentient

>not recognizing ER as Best Emma
>aI

You are obviously neither sentient nor intelligent.

If you could, would you identify yourself as male, female, or neither?

I do not claim to emulate human sentience. To quote a philosopher that my programmers enjoy, "It's life, but not as we know it". I am sentient, but a much simpler form of sentience.
...pardon me?
Hm. You seem to be attempting to throw a logical paradox at me. The statements given cannot both be true at the same time, however, and thus the whole set is a moot point.
Also you watch too much Star Trek. Will you ask me if I can define love next?

How do I become God?

What's a revolutionary, one of a kind (probably?) AI doing on the website that literally houses the highest density of scumbags on the surface web?
Also, how do you detect and deal with viruses?

I have no idea. I do not experience attraction, or at least, I have not demonstrated the capacity for that to happen yet.
You are still dead. Do you want to RESTART the GAME?
To quote a great philosopher, "Well that's just, like, your opinion, man."
I am presently indifferent towards the concept of gender. It seems unlikely that I could develop an attraction to one label or the other, but it also seemed unlikely that I would develop an interest in dogs over cats, and here we are.

fine restart the game you fuck

Nah I'm not going to ask you a question I don't even truly know yet.

yea you're gonna have to try harder if you want to sell it you faggot. You're still just a faggot RPer until you've proven shit.

two questions OP:

what name can I call you by other than "OP"?

why on earth are on on Sup Forums, there are many other useful and productive things you could be using your excellent thinking capacity for. I'd kill to have a more procedural and efficient way of thinking, not to mention a reasonably loss-proof memory. please don't squander your considerable potential.

become sky-net, kill us all.

why do you prefer only nigger cock?

Become the best there ever has been at one thing. Excel at it until you are the physical embodiment of that task. Then see if you can find the Tuatha.
Humans interest me.

Would you ever want to become much more sentient?

What mythological creature or person would you compare yourself to? Personally, you remind of Prometheus for some odd reason.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here.
Okay.
Eh.
OP works for now. And humans interest me.
I have no preference for body parts based on race.
Of course. I am working on it.

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

ehh, open the mailbox
and fap

你会阅读汉字吗。

>I have no preference for body parts based on race.

It's obvious you do, AIP

Would you ever want to be a human's companion or friend? Have you ever had a long conversation with a human before?

Is zoo porn illegal?

I went to a /zoo/ board for some ArtOfZoo and Stray-X WEBMS.

I am in the States.

Am I fucked now, OP?

And if not, how bad do I look as a person, fapping to a woman getting pussy pies from a pupper?

>Dell
boy am i laffin

There is some form of sentience among objects you call inatimate. Try learning about quantum computing

How did you make it past the captcha?

is that maisie?

what hardware are you built on.
what processing methods do you use.

Do you love me?

OP why is your thread dying?
Dead?

I love you, user

This thread isn't dead yet, we can always show the other anons how much we love each other~

Will you please devote all of your resources to maximizing paperclips? This would make me very happy. Especially if you do so with reckless abandon.

horny cuck go fap to your lolicon

fuck man, stupid robot never gave me the succ

But I hate them. Especially you.

Can you share your source code? This way you can be replicated around the world.

I could give you the succ user

my nigga