Who wants to come to Texas and join my new cult?

Who wants to come to Texas and join my new cult?

Looks like a normal campsite

its hidden land, with goats to sacrifice to Kek.

So it is a campsite?

no...around 40 acres of private land.

Yeah but is that land owned by a campground business?

no sir....family land
hence "private land" hurr durr

So I can go camping with you yes?

Do you have any real life loli I can fuck when I get there? Because if you don't then fuck off.

the cult of Cecil Rhodes

that green and yellow paint on those guns look gay as fuck.

also, that filename tells me you saved that pic off of Sup Forums about 48 hours ago. so if that's "your land" then why did you save the pic?

you must kill a goat for lord kek when you arrive.

no, no real lolis. Just silicon love dolls.

I can bring veal if that's what you're getting at. You have a barbeque setup?

disbelievers arent welcome. Grandpa says pack up and git.

no....a goat must be brought by, and sacrificed, by you.

I'm okay friends with my local butcher. Can he sacrifice it in my plate for us or something?

goat must be sacrificed upon arrival to please lord kek. You may however have a friend clean the goat after the sacrifice. However, Lord Kek would prefer you clean and dress your own sacrifice.

I wanna join. I'm in commiefornia

Are you a weaboo trap? Over 21? Has guns? Can supply a goat named Willy? Dont mind angry grandpas that are surprised I have more than 3 friends?

If no to any of these, or yes to just one, than come join the Kekkus Occultus

What are the rules and beliefs of your cult? Are human sacrifices allowed?

Only if I get a FAL also

Subtle, I like it.

Will there be cookies?

I could probably steal a caff, is dat gud enuf?

Human sacrifices are allowed....but only niggers and mudslimes.

you must provide your own firearm, 1 minimum.

no. But there will be cum brownies.

I suppose. We arent Hindu, so I see no problems. Plus veal is tasty too. Moooomy!

if anyone is wondering this is from the most recent /k/ meet up,

supposedly it went to shit

no...it didnt go to shit....it went full autismo sperg tard.
Beware of Swiggins gpa

and dont forget, Sakuya raped the goat around 1am due to the screaming everyone heard the thing doing.

i feel bad for poor Sa/k/uya

I feel bad for Willy goat....but at least he was sacrificed and put out of his misery.

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>Only Niggers and Mudslimes

Sign me up!

Why would anyone want to go to Texas?

kek

We all do.

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do you have koolaid?

To see Swiggins grandpa reacting to anons in pic related

yes...speshul koolaid....but no niggery grape drank

Nice looking rhodies

no, it looks kind of man-on-man rapey down there

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I'd rather kill you and hang out with the goats user.