Sad 22 year old virgin, /b send me pics of your gf and give me advice how to acquire a gf while I beat to them

sad 22 year old virgin, /b send me pics of your gf and give me advice how to acquire a gf while I beat to them.

You go to school OP? Give us some context. What are we workin with

yh i go to uni, i socialise alot and joined societies but most girls I tried with have plain rejected me. The most sexual thing I have done so far is a handjob from a solid 8 who then proceeded to also reject me for my friend...

Yeesh. Sounds like you're participating in the wrong extracurriculars. 22 and only got a HJ, damn. Maybe you need to cut your losses before you graduate and basically become TFL ad infinitum.

what bro?

Sorry, what I meant to say after was that you need to aim low if it matters to you that much.

will only trade my gf, interest?

Same.thing happened to me except that I ate her out and never got a hj or anything

you don't think i already tried that?
yes

wait i dont have gf to trade with :( give me advice?

waiti hold up? u actually tried? that's impressive enough itself, i am 19 year old virgin and i barely even leave my dorm room

yes i fell for the college meme

im jealous , what did you do precisely?

>get off Sup Forums
>youtube "body weight workout"
^if you dont want to leave your parents basement
>or go to gym
>start eating healthy, no more mountain dew and fast food
>more exercise and better diet will make you feel 100x better
>you will be physically and mentally healthy
>gf will come soon after

Uh.. aim. lower. Like. low. Like, blood oath, never speak of this.

im not fat, i have 'natural' looking muscles which means im not skinny but not ripped either. But yeah i might just join a gym or something and bury myself there even though i hate working out

yeah im not that desperate..

Basically started kissing her neck, feeling her up, took her shirt off and had her tits out, sucking on her nipples, begin fingering her, take her pants off then ate her out. That's all you gotta do, but its a Lil more than that, you'll understand when you get there. But This happened many times minus the eating out part which happened once. Then she cucked me and is now with my friend so I dropped her like she was nothing. Fucking bitch

this is very helpful, also, girlfriends are hard to find when you look for one, just keep enjoying activities out and about

Then again by 22 I was already tire of women so maybe my advise is useless here

give me your email and i'l send some freebies of her then

You're not that sexually valuable, either, mate. Otherwise you would've lost it by senior year of HS. It's your life, baby.

true, fml but i dont want to do it with an absolute ogre

il give you my throwaway email incase you send me shit...itsjohncenu at g mail, will thank u if you deliver

I know, I was just exaggerating. If you got a HJ from an 8, you can find someone you won't be ashamed about. I believe in you.

its not about being fat, working out gives you a ton of natural endorphins which makes you happy

>i hated working out when i started
>found two guys to start working out with, made things 1000x easier, you also have someone to push you
>find a friend or two and go to the gym, lots of stuff on youtube to teach you how to work specific muscle groups

>also lots of hot girls at the gym

IT'S JOHN CENUUUUU BAP BA DUM BAAAA

thank you friend, that is the sole reason why i actually went out to socialise and join clubs and shit but nothing close has came to fruition so far that im losing self belief and also that girl probably was only close to me so she could get to my friend..

don't send me shit pls your gf is gorgeous btw

Excercise regularly, not for getting the looks but for feeling good and having more energy, healthy body-healthy mind.

Read about stuff you like, music, programming, idk, just try to be able to handle a meaingful conversation with people with the same interests as you.

Do not talk about bad stuff about you, things you regret, getting someone interested in you nowdays is just selling yourself in a proper way, as was stated some comments above.

Do not judge girls by how they look, If you aren't willing to know better an ugly chic, dont expect a 10 to be willing to even talk to you

yeah where? kik? email??

OC for you op

Another OC

>Do not judge girls by how they look, If you aren't willing to know better an
Yep I guess I've been hitting on girls who are like 6+ and above average..I will lower my 'standards' and see what happens and I stay standards with quotes because I don't believe in standards but Ive just been hitting on girls I like who are always above average

thank u kind user, any advice on getting a girl like urs?

wait hold up? ur in college? im a 20 yo virgin and i barely even leave my dads house

yes i fell for the neet meme

Smoking is good for meeting new people, the old " Do you have a lighter on you" is a pretty decent way of breaking the ice, just go for it.

Don't expect to get laid every week by a new chic, it won't happen, just work with what you have and try to make the best of it.

If you feel bad about your looks, apart from exercising, getting a new style (new haircut, different clothes) can help you with it, plus, after 6 beers and poor lightning every man is a 9.
Be confident but not egotistical, i fucking know this most of ugly guys are not confident at all, but as cognitive psycologist Amy Cuddy said, "Fake it until you become it".

Eat healthy, junk food does express on your body, swetty fatty guys are just gross af.

whats your email?

Something about disinterest makes women want you more in my experience.

tr8d oc?