Who should play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who should play him in the inevitable biopic?
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You.
fuck you bitch
ive been under a rock for the past week
what is this?
Brutal
Scientists build this puppet of a man who could survive high speed car crashes. Its name is Graham.
why does he need facial hair?
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Why not design safer cars instead? This guy looks like a fucking idiot
>check date
>it is not 1st of April
It must be legit. Wtf is this?
this is disgusting, but im a bio major so im supposed to find this fucking thing "fascinating"
whatever, keep it away, i think the fucking facial hair and stubble on the skin is what makes me freaked out.
uncanny valley shit
Michael Cera
Tank Abbott's fallen on hard times since leaving the UFC...
I want to see his cock
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
So the Australian government commissioned a sculpture of a fictional person who could survive a car crash in order to scare you into not crashing your car?
THAT'S what this is about?
>mfw the memedia thinks this is serious
ENOUGH
>Why not design safer cars instead?
Wait... what do you think this is? Do you think they're planning on somehow transforming real people into this so that they're safer driving?
I imagine this man having psyonic powers
Stalker 2 when ?
Never...
>to protect our faces from being smashed in during a car crash evolution will smash our faces in first
This is like Angelina jolie cutting her tits off in case she gets tit cancer and has to have her tits cut off
He looks like a controller from stalker
Looks like Rhod Gilbert
Their whole culture is centered around bants and shitposts irl
how do extra tits help me survive a crash?
truly australians are the master race
They're not tits, they help cover the enhanced ribs
SONTAR
HA
You can use the milk as sustenance while you wait for rescue to arrive.
But there are 2 Stalker sequels...
i didn't know body horror was allowed on Sup Forums
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