Share your deepest darkest secrets, Sup Forums

Share your deepest darkest secrets, Sup Forums

I once had sex missionary style for the sole purpose of procreation.

I pee standing upside down

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I got banned from Sup Forums for posting CP but someone on the staff accidentally unbanned me.

I was molested (not even sure that's the right word..) at age 21 by a massive, drunken, gay Mexican man also in his 20s while asleep in a bed with my long-term girlfriend, at an AirBnB while on a vacation to Chicago.

Fuck that piece of shit.

i'm 2

I was the one who put the fruit in the locker for all those years all along

I actually think No Mans Sky is the best game I've ever played

I've been married for 13 years and have 3 children. I've also been engaged for a year and have 1 child with the other woman. These are simultaneously the best and worst years of my life

sometimes I bump threads

kek

i need help, i know...

Why would the three of you be sharing a bed together? fucking shoulda slept on the floor away from the fucker

I am the mastermind behind 9/11

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That's funny coz I masturbated to 9/11
We should hang out.

Couple days ago I walked to my local pet store to buy a guniea pig for the sole purpose of torturing it cause I'm an edgy faggot. Luckily the only live pets they had where beta fish.

bmp

>Beta fish
Why not alpa fish?

>alpa
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Nice try faggot.

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I voted for Trump

anyone else fart in their hand and then smell it?

While everyone wasnt looking i taped pictures of donald trump to their cars.

i say i think lolis are fucking gay but i really think they are hot

my cars friend tried to mother me in the back of my finger

I've watched gay porn

i had a sexual relationship with my sister from like 8 til i was 16 or 17. im 22 now and shes 20

Got baked and drunk with a couple of guy friends, passed out in guy friend's bed. Woke up early in the morning and noticed said friend had also fallen asleep in the same bed. Also noticed said friend had raging morning wood, got unbelievably horny, stroked his cock until he came. He woke up as he was cumming, and did not approve. Things got kind of awkward after that. I'm a guy.

I dismember truck stop prostitutes and scatter their bits in at least 6 different states. The only state I haven't yet graced is new hampshire, but I'm hoping to get it done this year.

I accidentally my sister....shit was so cash.

At first it was always anal.. we didnt really know what sex was only that it felt good to do whatever we did. As we got older and learned more we did it vaginally.. a few scary moments and eventually she grew out of it. Still tried to get her to do it a few years after she grew out but she wouldnt, eventually i grew out of it too.

are you sure it was real CP im an expert in that genre let me take a look

niiiiiice

>browses Sup Forums
>thinks watching gay porn is a secret

i shat myself in pre-k and no one found out

>spoiler: he was the teacher

that reminds me of one I haven't posted before

>a month ago
>coming home at 2am from a night out
>really need to shit but holding steady
>get off train, 15 minutes walk to go, feelings getting worse
>5 minutes from home I'm clenching hard
>2 minutes from home shit starts slowly pushing out uncontrollably
>jump fence into suburban yard, squat down, take enormous shit in the middle of the grass
>surrounded by childrens toys
>wipe with leaves from plant, go home
>hope there is no security camera

shit happens

I tried to kill myself. Failed.
Was hospitalized and no one knows. I told the doctors to not tell my parents once they arrived.

do they know about each other?
if not, how do you keep them from finding out?
what's your end game for the 1 year engagement?

How's that working out for you?

perfectly good grass to shit on 5 feet away from him if it was an emergency might as well

I'm into vore

if i had a gf id let her dress me up as a girl

And I fucking hate my fetish

i mean who likes theirs? no one asked for it

poor bastard

I once fucked my dog's mouth

I do

i did inappropriate things with my sister.

OP is a faggot

>still not gay

>I have messed up and gory thoughts about my father but I'm very kindhearted
>Such as putting his head on a pike
>he did alot of fucked up and messed up things to my brother and I
>his side of the family is also fucked up...one of my cousins on that side is part of the Aryan Brotherhood for example
>glad I never saw him in over a decade

I forgive him though. His punishment is living with it and I wouldn't be any better than him by reenacting those fantasies for revenge.

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>At first it was always anal..

Lol stfu u 14yo kissless virgin

Every time I do it smells like burnt hair

Fuck me, no way Sup Forumsro. I did the exact same thing. Walking home fucked up from some cunts place, needed to shit, public toilet shut, went out the back of the local cop shop ( 3am here, cops in regional australia never stay past 1am) took the biggest shit, wiped and left. Fucking perfect.

I bought CSGGO skins

IM A CHUBBY TRAP THAT LIKES DIAPERS

I still play clash of clans

I remember this shit.

I shit in the shower. 4 years strong, saves on toliet paper etc.

That's three reasons to die. Don't feel bad, at least one of them applies to me as well.

i basically raped 2 girls my age when i was 11-12, and molested my 10yo little cousin for a summer aside her brother when i was 14

How old are you now?

19, almost 20

I shop at Walgreens

me and my cousin used to suck eachothers dicks all the time when we were kids but now were all adults and straight and never talk about it

>I'm 31
>Wife is 29
>Married for 3 years
>For the past 7 I've been sleeping with her little sister
>she is 24
>wife has no clue
>sister-in-law and I are just in it for the sex
>it's amazing

Never been to one, how is it and why do you shop there?

im 20 and regularly fuck a 15 year old mildly disabled girl (physically not mentally). i feel bad about it and think i should stop but she assures me shes fine with it, and her pussy is so fucking tight i cant help myself. she lets me cum raw in her ass while she cries over how much it hurts

tell me about her disability

Ive been with a good sum of tranny sex workers.

this

also why does she let you do it?
is she cute?
you ever cum in her pussy?
pics of disability

I used to mastrubate online with old gay man

THEY ARE LITERALLY ALL BLACK AND MEXICAN. why cant there ever be a cute little whitey

she has ehlers danlos syndrome, it basically just makes her joints fucked rn but it can eventually put you in a wheelchair or just have your veins rupture and die. they usually unly live to like 40 ish

Ive been fucking her off and on since i was in highschool and she was in middle school, before she knew exactly what her disability was, like i said looking at her rn you wouldnt know she was disabled at all. average slightly chubby highschool girl. not posting pics bc i know she browses Sup Forums

Sometimes I can't discern my dreams from reality, and I'm afraid I'm spiraling into insanity.

I stay away from the blacks. But you're right there almost all latino.

Hahahahha

Kek

I want to brutally torture halfthe people i know cause they dont deserve to live

I raped my mother while she was in coma. I have a brother now. I'm his father and nobody knows.

Do you love your Kentucky brother?

I get off to incest. In fact, I love to get off to it.

used to let the neighbor's dog fuck me in my back yard about 1 time per week, dog started to come pretty regularly, like clockwork.

ha, that's what you get for using AirBnB and not getting a hotel room you piece of fuck

bet you took an Uber there. Just wait until that bites you in the ass too.

I steal women's shoes and smell them while I pleasure myself

MODDSSSSS!!!!!

the part that's funny to me is I'm also an ausfag

must be a local thing

How old are u?

I was molested by my babysitter at her house when I was 7 and the whole time I stared at her conveniently placed framed photograph of her boyfriend feeling nothing but guilt and shame.

I haven't had sex since.

come on user, it's been 7 years. move on.

look her up and rape her then say "fair's fair"

Even worse, I turn 21 this year.

She's halfway across the country, so that's a no go. She added me Facebook a coupe years ago, so I guess I could work from there.

Throughout undergrad, I was a male prostitute. Not even gay, just needed money in a bad way.

Your Mom probably does. People in comas can sometimes still hear.

I munched on my carpet once to see if it would be like eating a girl out hence the phrase "carpet munching"


someone pls have sex with me ;__;

Woah then how did you find out