Cont thread (not original op)

cont thread (not original op)

You use a stick to draw sv_cheats into the sand, and the ground begins to shake. The Grand Pepe appears before you and ask what you desire. You humbly ask him to warp you to the nearest settlement so you can raze their village.

He obliges and warps you to nigville_01.

You declare war on the stinky brownos before realizing the Grand Pepe didn't warp your personal army with you.

You are now in the middle of Nigville, surrounded by those stinky brownos with spears. How will you escape this one?

Bump

Pearl's first thought as she drifted into consciousness was, 'I have to pee.' In the next instance, before she could even open her eyes, she felt her body let go. She didn't register it at first, more focused on waking up so she could use the bathroom. She was reliant on her body's natural ability to hold it, as she had never had a problem with it before, but the moment she really registered the warmth soaking into her bottoms, her eyes shot open. Her hands shot between her legs and she cupped herself, trying to hold back the flow. However, the simple action felt impossible. Her body had betrayed her and she couldn't do anything about it.

Tears sprung to her eyes as she felt the warmth running down her legs, spreading into the sheets, the comforter, the mattress... She realised with a choked sob that Rose was going to end up soaked too, but couldn't do anything about it. Her entire body had seemed to rebel, and a choked sob escaped her. She wasn't sure what was going on, but was certain that it wasn't normal for a woman her age to be wetting the bed. She realised as the flow finally trickled down that it was burning, horrible and painful, but she couldn't do anything about it. It was over in moments and she felt Rose shift behind her, the arm tucked around her moving away from her side and causing her to sob once again.

You execute a perfect whirlwind kick, Chun Lee Style, and kick all those nigs heads off

Stand your ground and proclaim yourself king

shove your minions up your ass and then change the narrative to first person

HLOLY shet

You quickly open a thread about lolis, ylyl, gore and traps, to call for your Sup Forumstards

sheeeeeeet

F U C K

"Huh...? Pearl, what's going on?" Rose sleepily mumbled, and Pearl couldn't say anything, only sob as she held her soaked hands between her thighs, cupping herself and wishing it was all a bad dream. That any moment she'd open her eyes and it'd be morning, and the bed wouldn't be wet. "Why are you crying, dear? Did you have a night..."

She heard her sentence drift off as Rose shifted, and another sob escaped her, because she was sure that Rose had found out. Rose had to have felt it, and she was going to be disgusted. She'd never allow her to sleep in her bed with her and Greg again. They'd break up and she'd get kicked out of the apartment, and she'd be alone and homeless because she couldn't stop herself from wetting the bed at nearly twenty-three. The bed shifted and she felt Rose pull away, before the light flicked on. She turned to look at Rose as she sat propped up beside Pearl in bed, worry etched into her features as she pulled the comforter away and exposed Pearl's accident. She watched her face for the telltale signs of anger, but Rose, for her part, didn't even blink. Instead, she shifted away from Pearl for a moment, turning to Greg and giving him a light shake.

"Greg, honey, wake up. I need you to get up, alright?" A sleepy mumble was his reply, and Rose glanced back at Pearl. Pearl, who was a sobbing wreck, wilted under her gaze and felt her chest heaving with each breath as she clutched her hands to herself. "I know your alarm didn't go off, but this is important. I need you to go to the kitchen and see if we have any juice."

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>Not original original poster

These fucking kids, even with smart tech they dumb as fuck.

"Juice?" Greg mumbled, sitting up and rubbing his eyes tiredly. Rose could only nod, looking back to him and kissing his cheek. Pearl watched with worry and embarrassment coursing through her veins, because she didn't know how to take the situation, or even what to say right then. What could she say or do? She had just wet the bed, and was expecting to be kicked out.

"Yes, Greg. Juice. I'll let you know why in a moment. Just please go look?" Rose asked sweetly and Greg nodded, crawling out of bed with an affectionate mumble. Rose then turned her attention to the smaller woman who was sobbing in her bed and stood after Greg had left, pulling Pearl close and lifting her light frame with ease. "Shh, it's alright Pearl. I've got you. We're going to take a shower shortly, alright? Don't worry. It'll be alright."

For Pearl, it was anything but alright, but she nodded regardless. She wouldn't dare argue with Rose, not after having wet her bed and possibly ruined her sheets, her comforter, her mattress, her pajamas, and her trust. She had ruined it all, because her body had been too weak to even hold it, and it hurt to think about, let alone the actual pain. It felt as if everything down below was on fire, and as if she hadn't completely emptied her bladder when she had wet Rose's bed. Her stomach twisted in dangerous knots, and she didn't understand why it had happened. Why had she wet the bed? She was completely capable of holding it in, she knew that well, and yet, the bed was soaked. Her pajamas were soaked. Rose's pajamas were soaked. And it was all her fault. A cool pair of lips pressed to her forehead a moment later, and she realised that she was sobbing into Rose's chest as she held her burning crotch, and that she was warm. Almost feverish. "Shhh, Pearl. It's okay. This happens sometimes. Don't worry."

You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward? You enjoy the tasty pair of crisp, oiled buns speckled with sesame seeds. You like how easily your teeth plow through the soft, pale, salty, delicious buns into the thicket of foliage-like lettuce. Lettuce smeared with a multitude of flavor-enhancing sauces, covered with thin tomato slices salted to perfection, lain atop a sheet of rectangular cheese…delicious, almost sourly tasty cheese. It’s a pleasure, a forbidden one—you don’t want anyone to know about your…secret desires, don’t you, Squidward? I know how deeply insane you’ll be drove if you last too long without the creamy, succinct, delectable compound of mayonnaise and ketchup—you love it, don’t you, Squidward? How it oozes out of the edge of the gently toasted buns? How it slathers the thick, crispy, dark slab of beef and makes the already incredulous star-burst of flavor even more advantageous and wanted? How the coil of thick, golden, crisp mustard distributed along with the creamy compound serves as a godlike, cosmically, incomprehensibly, massively heightened enhancer to the unbelievable taste? You enjoy the thick, jade slices of pickle slid tentatively within the toothsome depths of the tempting burger, don’t you, Squidward? It’s a godsend. A blessing. True evidence that some unfathomable deity lurks in the endless beyond floating shortly above our heads…how the celestial spheres must’ve cooperated and labored tirelessly together in order to craft and produce something of such work and solid, wholesome beauty. Of such inconceivably appetizing appearance. Of such warmth, enclosed within loaves of bread, sold for the market’s doing-’n’-price, and digested by those who sought and vectored the sandwich. Of such perfected, mouthwatering technique, made for our kin, blessed to our kinship, and crafted to the theology of our kinship.
You like Krabby Patties, don’t you, Squidward?
I know you do, Squidward.
I know you do.

You stand your ground and proclaim yourself the Nigking. Unfortunately, your quads are so powerful that an explosion the force of the Tsar Bomba is detonated where you stand. You are now alone, in a radioactive wasteland bomb crater. Well done, no blackies remain.

What's next?

you get back your army, to build you that fucking castle finally

you have to make a vocaroo file reading all of the copypastas above

New game+++

eat every atom in a 5 mile radius.

reroll

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kek

you suddenly shit out a pepe hat, and look at it in disgust, thinking "wow a faggot must have made this" and throw it away as you unconciously shed a tear, not remembering your previous adventure

Your army catches up to you and stand on top of each other, making an arrow pointing to the east, you follow

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become one with the lizard people, learning their way of life before ultimately making them your slaves

Patrick Bateman undresses and goes to bed

op do this after new game +++

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Dubs only count after OP updates.

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You actually died on the atomic bomb, and you wake up on a plane... but this isn't any plane... you're on the American Airlines Flight 11 plane headed straight for the twin towers! You've got to stop those brownies sitting in front of you from causing this disaster!

How will you defeat the ISIS's and become an hero?

u become an here because u can't stop them

new game ++++

Spread your asshole and scream like a goat.

turn isis into a communistic totalitarian regime and then compact into a black hole and change the narrative from second person to first person

Let it happen so we can start new game++++

Masturbate furiously knowing how this ends.

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rerooll

consume thy enemy.
or convince them not to do it.
You get to decide OP

kek no

>but yes

Rollerino

Rape the baby in the seat next to you.

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rollarolla

Pop open the airlock with a hand glider on and while everyone in that plane dies fly to the second one

warp to a new aushwitz, hitler pt 2

yes

Reroll

kill all of the black people?

Rerollerino

REROREROREROREROLL

Winrar

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>You use a stick to draw sv_cheats into the sand, and the ground begins to shake. The Grand Pepe appears before you and ask what you desire. You humbly ask him to warp you to the nearest settlement so you can raze their village.

>He obliges and warps you to nigville_01.

>You declare war on the stinky brownos before realizing the Grand Pepe didn't warp your personal army with you.

>You are now in the middle of Nigville, surrounded by those stinky brownos with spears. How will you escape this one?

***Run North;North;East

You plunge your throbbing ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ the avocado went bad, but you still have time! How will you stop these terrorists?

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Poop on their heads

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kek


also, towers explode, inside job and whotnot, new game ++++

alright I'm not taking posts if they're just rerolls, I don't want to have to backtrack that shit

just say the thing again

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Throw your shit at the cockpit door until they open it

ok, new game ++++

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You don't. You let them do their thing, so you die and start New Game++++

Your autism level raises to 9000 causing your appendages to go limp

Offer your body to the terrorists

Vaccinate the terrorists giving them autism

I'M NOT FUCKIN DOIN IT ANYMORE

BE ORIGINAL

FAGGOT

Kiss the terrorist

Convert the terrorists to judaism

but... he got trips...

winner

>winrar
>inb4 sex

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you silently rip one of the nastiest farts of all time, not halal at all

you hijack the plane yourself, making the pilot aim for Osamas fucking hideout

bump.

You leap up from your seat, take Muhammed Sandnegro by his neck, and passionately kiss hims for what feels like hours.

His partner, Isis Ackbar, begins masturbating furiously while he watches you two.

Time is running out, but seduction may be the way to go!

Choose your options carefully, dubs!

forget osamas hideout, trump tower it is

Put a ring on it

Buy them a dinner. then bring them back to your home once done.

Break the terrorists heart

you slowly start a double handjob. while stimulating neckbeard mcgoatnugget and sandnigger nignoggerson, you reach for your katana with your oh so well trained feet.

fucking hell winrar. dubs appear hear faster than I can type a response.

kek that was fast

I pick up a pitchfork and use it to clone mysef

WinzipSetup.zip

I don't know what says about me then.

probably that you don't have to solve 7 captchas before posting

So how is everyone today?

Gay

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good im guessing

So, did OP go down with the plane or what?