Americans put their microwave oven in the fridge

>americans put their microwave oven in the fridge

>americans put their dogs in the oven

>Americans put their jews in the fridge

>americans keep their petrol cartridges in the fridge

my face when an American sharted in his red plastic cup in the fridge near me while sucking a big fat cock

>posting when Amerifriends are asleep
Cowards.

Please stop, I can't take it anymore

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>There was a nuclear accident at the Tomsk-7 Reprocessing Complex on April 6, 1993, when a tank exploded while being cleaned with nitric acid. The explosion released a cloud of radioactive gas. TIME magazine has identified the Tomsk-7 explosion as one of the world's 10 "worst nuclear disasters".
How is life?

Politifact rating: True

>americans don't remove their shoes before entering oven

americans use the toilet

I remove my kippah, tallit, and tefillin before entering.

I don't get it

>Americans out there chocolate covered shoes in the easy bake oven

The only shit you have to worry about tracking indoors in the US belongs to dogs.

So is the joke that you're saying something extremely absurd that obviously isn't true? That's what I'm getting.

Kek
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>americans store their dog poo in freezer

>indians store their poo everywhere

>americans store their mexicans in their country

>Americans name their children tyler

The nitrate is useful.

>Mexicans store their jeans in trocas while they lonchear unos esandwiches

nothing wrong with that

>Dutch store their country below sea level

sounds pretty good desu, just hanging around my truck without any pants on and eating a sandwiche.

kek

>indians dont remove their pants when shitting

nno satan, we're not american

It's not thst big a deal as most our citizens don't shit outside like yours.

>americans microwave the oven in the fridge

>americans fridge their microwave in the oven

>Americans put their shoes in the microwave

>Americans keep their shoes in the fridge

>fridge microwave americans put

>Amerifridges put ovens in their toasters so their breads wont get cold

>amerifats oven their fridge in microwave

So do Germans, except it's not a fridge it's an oven.

>americans cook their food in a microwavery