IIT: You say a superpower and other anons try to limit it. I'll start:

IIT: You say a superpower and other anons try to limit it. I'll start:
Water breathing

Op here ITT*

Can only be used on land

Your body can only intake hydrogen atoms.

I can fly

Can't stop

You can only hover a quarter of an inch about the ground

Can only ascend

you can't breathe air

kek lmao

Impenetrable skin.

no orifices

I can become invisible/visible whenever I want, at my discretion.

Except dicks.

Can make any girl orgasm

You have no skeleton.

The trap making abilities of Kevin McCallister.

Only when you sneeze

invisibility

your flight is powered by screaming, the louder u scream the faster you fly. If you don't scream you'll start falling

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scroll up you fucking newfag

mom poo

you're gay

Hideously ugly

Every trap backfires on you.

That's still good though, you can hover above water
I think the point is to make it useless/negatively affecting

I can breath in space.

like this one more like torture than actual superpower

you blow up anyway you fucking asperger's

Can summon clones of girls to do lewd stuff

I can become a cute loli any shape/color and even grow a feminine penis

I am able to divide by zero

I can teleport

No resistance to the cold and vacuum.

You have no prep time to make traps when they are needed

If I fall wouldn't I start to scream?

They're all traps

every time you breath you feel a hideous sense of nausea

sorry I didn't refresh for 27 seconds
cunt

When pigs fly

You can't see anything when invisible

Feminine penis grows non-stop

You need a liver transplant in 3 months

I can freeze time, without being frozen myself.

Then they aren't girls you fucking faggot.

>limit

People on image boards call you a faggot.

king pickle has a chode

Can alter reality.

by eating their shit

But you have to be home alone

takes you 2 days

The quotient becomes your penis length in centimetres

Time is frozen forever

Too poor to get there

can only teleport exactly 5 feet each time

You're a lot less resistant to heat, cold, and radiation

You lose your memory every time you do it.

extreme healing abilities

You can only make traps out of humans, kek

When you are done everything goes back the way it was when you froze time anyways

Have like... Thirty goddamn dicks.

I can change the probability of things happening just by thinking.

Okay user, you win the fucking award

Can see through girls clothes at will

You can do that irl user, it's called moving and doing things outside

Can still die.

Every female that sees you instantly gets wet for you

Exacty, but how long can you keep up screaming? Also you'd look pretty retarded

I control every element on the periodic table.

is ghey

but only in your mouth

Instant death

You can't get errect

Girls that look like men

Can manipulate people with mind powers to submit them to my own will.

feels immense pain every time each one orgasms.

I am god

Everytime you unfreeze time you forget you ever froze time.

You work in a retirement home for senior women.

Instant death

It's there spooky skeleton

I was waiting on one like that..

the power to ORAORAORA

No I alter reality on a cosmic scale. When I change shit the stars, dark matter , everything on a cosmic scale changes to my whim.

kek

Once every 20 years

You can only do this once in your life.

Omnipotence

can only do it when eating spinach

Only to fixed coordinates in space that don't move with the planets rotation

you are also insane.

Instant death.

Topkek

but you stop existing

Each ora is canceled with a muda

You emit a noise every time you're invisible
Only with your feet
Can't stop. Everything you assemble/touch becomes lethal
Your breath propels you, nothing will stop your trajectory
Every time you sleep with one they become extremely attached and will attack you and others for affection
Second Big Bang
You cannot keep up with the speed of earth and will fall completely off the planet

mind reading

you can get your throne stolen

you are engulfed in existential turmoil.