You are in a room with three buttons
The first shuts down 9gag and makes all of its users die spontaneously in a painful death
The second gives you Emma Watson as a sex slave
The third gives you 1,000,000 dollars in cash
Which do you press
You are in a room with three buttons
The first shuts down 9gag and makes all of its users die spontaneously in a painful death
The second gives you Emma Watson as a sex slave
The third gives you 1,000,000 dollars in cash
Which do you press
SHOW ME DA MUN-EHHHHHH! $$$$$$$
second button
The last one, because I can make more money with that money.
Emma means nothing to me, and 9gag has no relevancy anymore.
3rd
Obviously the money so I can buy tons of meth and tranny hookers.
Emma Watson, easy. I have nothing against 9gag and I already make a good living, plus I can make money selling porn of Emma
Can second button get you your waifu instead?
OH MAH GAWD HIT ALL THE FUCKING BUTTONZ AT ONCE LULZ XDDDDDD
No
>implying sexslave Emma isn't worth more
She even has more money - and slave's money is owners money
Plus you can earn money with her pretty easy
No in this scenario she's broke AF and is no longer famous
Then 3
so she's worthless
It is disturbing that you actually thought of this angle
u cant change the rules once u post them in original post.
>Emma Watson as a sex slave
how long / how many times?
>sex slave
>slave
are you autistic ?
>Emma Watson
>be a findom to her
>live off her earnings
>fund a campaign to destroy 9gag
>alternatively, get rich enough to buy 9gag and shut it down
The second button. I would use Emma as leverage to make the life of 9fags miserable. Pic unrelated.
Third
>Emma Watson
With Hermione as my sex slave I can make many millions of dollars, and not bother with 9Fags