Sup Forums, what's the best way to killmyself? ive realised that im completely useless and a hinderance to the universe...

Sup Forums, what's the best way to killmyself? ive realised that im completely useless and a hinderance to the universe. ive heard shotgun to the head is the best but im in australia and guns are pretty hard to aquire. i was thinking an od on sleeping pills maybe? i have noh idea where to find them though.

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I think i would go to compton and shoot it out with a gang. Knowing me, id probably kill them all and end up in jail instead of dead.

I can't afford to fly overseas

Well, at least you got dubs. I mean... Your not all bad.

wrong, i got dubs cus even moot hates me

>Being this fucking autistic and edgy
Honestly dude, if you really wanna die, why not try and get away with a bank robbery or something cool? No sense in dying a quiet and sad death when you could at least go out in relative style, ya know?

Go on a walk about. Like, just start walking. Maybe you die, or maybe you dont. Does it matter at this point?

maybe but you don't know what australia's like. you'd get shamed on tv for years for trying to take jews money away from them (not that I don't deserve to get shamed on tv)

Dubs again, dude

That pic make me gag! Fucker! Im not edgy. Im being honest.

i failed my drivers license and I don't wanna get lost and starve dehydrate to death cus that'd be really slow

Dubs AGAIN!!!

Definitely old age. Just wait and let old Father Time smite you down.
Guaranteed 100 percent successful too with minimal pain.

once again, the universe knows I shouldn't be alive right now

So, what? Dying is dying. Besides, starvation has a way of clarifying things.

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why kill yourself? go do this

as per the aim of this thread, I wanna find a good way to die

pass

a little too drawn out, id like to die asap

Yea well, it makes no sense to check out so quick. The challenge is the best part. Impress Odin by walking across Australia. Die victorious!

theres allso ones without penises

gods aren't real

i dont care, even if i had any sex drive I wouldnt want to make anyone feel obligated to talk, touch or do anything with me

At the least challenge yourself a little, like working out how many mountains you can climb before death, or how many women you can pick up at bars if you dedicate yourself solely to that cause (in Mexico or Thailand or similar). At least do something spectacular.

are you one of those weirdo phs ed techer type guys that always want to go camping or hiking or mountain bike riding?

Definitely not. I like the satisfaction that comes from surprising yourself.
Right now I'm trying to fuck women from as many different countries as I can. There's so much variety out there and I haven't gotten bored yet. Just now I'm fucking a Sikh teenager and she has the best fucking moans.

I'm probably best labeled as a degenerate who pursues the best feelings in life.

that's certainly something interesting and I can respect you perspective, but that sorta stuff really isn't for me

OP, bleeding to death is fairly easy to accomplish and so is hanging yourself.

My advice to you is to keep living, though. Sometimes life has good moments.

cover yourself in ground up potassium tablets and then pour water on yourself to explode in scientific glory

I've often thought of suicide. Life is shitty, but I'm giving it another shot at the moment. My back up plan is a mix of alcohol, heroin, diazapam and carisoprodol. Peacefully drift off one last time. Not sure how hard drugs are to get there. But here you can fake a back injury for the carisoprodol, go to a psych with anxiety for the diazapam and buy heroin downtown with a bit of effort.