Tell us the hardest shit that you ever live or see in your life

tell us the hardest shit that you ever live or see in your life

at the museum I saw fossilized shit

I had a really hard shit after a 4 day meth binge. It hurt so much coming out I think I had a seizure.

i seen iron ore

You wouldnt believe if I told you

> Parents divorced
> GF I thought was gonna marry broke up with me
> Lost good high paying job
> Got pneumonia
> All in the same week

thermalite, so hard and shiny i could see the reflection of the sun for it.

These fuckers aren't impressive, but I've been a crew for years and they can go trough any tempest without sinking.

was it diamonds?

nice trips

I had to take the hardest shit.

The remains of a 15y.o. friend after he commited suicide by jumping infront of a train.it was what the ravens have left over.

Bitch I've seen diamonds.
Fuck your dumbass rock-trees!

Fought 3 guys with a broken bottle imbedded in my skull, at 3:30 in the morning.

my male genitalia

making a strawberry mochaccino when i want a strawberry milk

Some shit was going down, glass and gravel rain. Cars tires squealing. People panicking. A was on a sidewalk trying to get my bearings. A pedestrian ran into the street. He stopped and ran back as a car swerved to avoid hitting him. The car wrecked into other cars, caused a chain reaction that turned into a bunch of twisted metal. Fuel spilling everywhere ignited and the twisted metal turned into an inferno. The sound of public panic was now followed by horrible screams. My shock wore off and I started a laughing fit. My friend looked to me and said "Who HURT you? This ain't funny." I fell, unable to stop the laughing fit. He ran to the inferno to try to help. My friends that were with me that day quit being my friends, thinking I was a sicko after. I barely recovered from my laugh fit on time to find safety from the chaos, almost got killed by a debris cloud.

dude it wasn't rock-trees
it was rock-shit
shit that had become rock
and that's some hard shit man

is a broken bottle embedded in your skull an effective weapon?

well mine was wen i have like 9 y o and a tick (a fucking parasite i dont know what it´s the name in english) bite me in the head of my dick so i had a 3 days swelling in the head of my dick was fucking hilarious.

I'm not the guy who posted that, but would YOU fight a guy who is willing to throw down while he has a broken bottle imbedded in his skull? That's like shooting a guy in the head and all he does is charge you. RUUUUUUUUUUN!

I once had a pistol embedded in my ass, didn't help me aim

> Walking dog in the morning
> 3 yr old Shiba Inu/Corgi cross, love of my life
> Was my emotional support dog (constant and severe panic attacks + chronic depression)
> No less than an hour into our walk a massive fucking Pitbull crashes through the fence next to us
> Pit tries to bite me but my dog Charges into it's side
> Pit turns around and clamps down on my dog's throat and thrashes around
> Throw the nearest thing next to me - a brick
> Hits pit in the head, dies on impact (or was at leased knocked out cold)
> My dog is laying on the ground bleeding out
> The nearest vet is nearly 4 miles away
> Called an ambulance (panicked)
> Had to wait with my dog while he bled out
> Died 20 minutes before the ambulance came
> This photo was take 10-12 minuets before all this happened

I'll never forget you Cheeko....

Ya damn right, after I knocked the first guy down the others went scurrying!

Fuck, man...

Gotta love the bravery of a loyal dog. RIP.

dogs man
they are the best and worst animals known to man

Been reading Berserk since issue one came out in middle school

I'm the guy tha reads Berserk and I'm sorry dude. that's terrible. but not as bad as Gatts watching almost the entire band of the hawk be sacrificed to Griffith so that he can become the new dark god and like just generally fsu for everyone.

but that's way sad dude frfr

Thank you very much for paying your condolences guys..

>Falling for obvious copypasta.

Excuse me? I just spilled my fucking guys out and all your walnut-sized brain can muster is "oh it was a copypasta" fuck you man.

Kys faggot. Blind people need support dogs not depressed princesses. You realize everyone wants to kys themselves and you aren't special right?

Try not using the first image on google images, bud.

If your trying to hurt my feelings, it's not working.

Your writing style makes it painfully obvious.

pitbulls are the fucking niggers of the dog kingdom

>I ate my qt grill in a 69 for 3 hours she shat black pebble shit, interesting...

>Be me
>17
>Australia
>Been out with some mates, walking home
>Quietly walking with the missus when all of a sudden...
>"Hey baby, looking fine tonight"
>2 niggers and a wannabe white nigger emerge from alley
>Fucksake.jpg
>"come here sweetie" says nig1 as he pulls out knife
>"Heh" I say. "Thats not a knife; *Draw machete* Thats a knife"
>Whitenig shits himself but other two pull guns
>"Commere bitch"
>Draw boomerang and prepare self for ultimate move
>Throw
>It ricochets off both their ground harnesses
>They fall into the sun
>Pick up red belly black snake slithering nearby and throw at whitenig
>Go home with missus

Why waste time posting cancer if you can just suicide yourself? Its so much faster

damn dude, RIP

Robert and I were caught in the rain. We felt intoxicated from drugs. Then we proceeded to hitchhike and a nice truck driver picked us up. I tied on my red bandanna and played my harmonica. Robert sang old blues songs. We felt as if liberty was a metaphor for noting left to lose

Everyone is legit fine in life without me.

>outside with best friend (she's a girl)
>I'm 14 she's 13
>walking towards park we always hang out with other kids from our school
>take shortcut through alley
>some kids barely older than us are hanging out there
>next few minutes are a blur
>2 kids are pinning me to the fence and punching me in the stomach
>other 2 kids are raping my bestfriend
>we're both crying
>if I look away they start punching harder
>took 5 years for her to mentally recover
>still feel guilty for not being able to stop it.

Final boss

damn did you ever get police involved?

>Robert and I were caught in the rain. We felt intoxicated from drugs. Then we proceeded to hitchhike and a nice truck driver picked us up. I tied on my red bandanna and played my harmonica. Robert sang old blues songs. We felt as if liberty was a metaphor for noting left to lose


Is is OC? I like it a lot.

>have a hangover, like the ones which make you fear you wont die
>usually no hangover, why nao?
>my bro calls me
>our cousin, our practically little brother is dead

I fear I will never die.

actually laughed hard at ths

My best friend who'd shot himself. Saw his body on the floor. Blood everywhere

just kill yourself loser