How large do you think Fiona's hefty ogre turds would be, Sup Forums?

How large do you think Fiona's hefty ogre turds would be, Sup Forums?

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Quite large, perhaps, but it's quality over quantity, my dear.

Andy Sixx's creamy, steamy log is the only way to enlightenment.

>Quite large
How large? Be more specific.

And bugger off with your meme spam.

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You ever seen a freshly baked loaf of pumpernickel?

Ever seen a giant salami?

No. I want to see Fiona's meaty mud logs.

Here's her masterpiece

Hot damn. Is that her biggest or her average?

Somebody please draw Fiona passing this monster Please?

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Come on, Sup Forums. Don't let me down now.

Surely there's a drawfag lurking somewhere...

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I just wanna know how large her ogre tits are.

How big them areoles would be,

You can already tell how big her breasts are, dude. She has visible cleavage too.

But how large are them areoles. What about the nipple to breast ratio?

And you've never seen them puppies unleashed before. What if she's using a push-up?

I think they'd be bigger than average, but not overly large.

If only we both got what we wanted, user. A pic of oh huge areola-ed Fiona for you and a pic of colossal ogre turd Fiona for me.

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You got your wish, areola user!. Now if only I could get mine...

Yeah, you sure told him. Imagine disrupting an ogre turd size post with that shit

Fiona turds = good
Sixx turds = awful

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Her turds would be small.
She doesn't eat a huge amount, and the stuff they do eat is things like rats or soups

>She doesn't eat a huge amount, and the stuff they do eat is things like rats or soups
Then why is she so thicc?

Cause she's an OGRE. And magic.

I mean in the first movie she lived in a tower, without a ton of food. She was slender and skinny in human form, but thicc in ogre form. I would assume that would mean she's "average to skinny" in terms of ogre weight.

We also saw her eat very little. She skipped breakfest, had some small snacks, and had rat for dinner. That was her meals for the day.

Ergo she would have small turdsl

Do you ever see her eat when she's an ogre otuside of when she's in Far Far Away? How do you know she doesn't eat a lot and we just don't see it since it's happening off-screen?

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That's true I suppose. But when she was at her parents as well, she didn't eat a huge amount, espically compared to her father or shrek.

She was probably just being polite and well-mannered in front of her parents. Plus maybe she was trying avoid clogging the castle plumbing with her huge ogre logs.

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Nooooooo... false prophet trips.

Come on... there's still a chance...

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Old Sup Forums would have loved ogre turds...

human for comparison

Oh hot damn that's even more incredible.

Please user, I need to see pic of Fiona birthing that monstrosity.

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