WHY IS BASEBALL SO LONG??

WHY IS BASEBALL SO LONG??

I HAVE TO POOOP!!

Boreball is so long you can take an extended hemmheroid shit between pitches.

Same desu

How can you watch more than 10 mins a bunch of fat men standing still 95% of the time without getting bored?

More entertaining than watching a bunch of manlet spics chase around a ball and occasionally feigning injury for 2 hours tbqh

why is my poop so long, I have to baseball!

>not having a tv in all bathrooms

what are you a designated street shitter

Have sex

This game has been on for 4 hours wtf

Spoken like a true ADD infected millennial who cant sit still for longer than 2 minutes. If it's not wrapped in a sound byte and carch phrase for you, you can't be arsed to pay attention. Baseball is a thinking mans game. It's beyond your third world mind.

eat more fiber and your shits are quick faggot

Baseball my jungle monkey friend, is like teasing an orgasm. The more buildup, the sweeter the release. /but you wouldn't know what that's like because no girl will ever go near you.

fucking kek, well said

>rain delay
now's our chance

Boom, you got Rain. Go take a shit faggot.

This
Based rain delay means I can get a quick stress relieving wank in

lifetime cubs fan

why don't they play indoors if ran is such a big deal?

I get it, standing still and being fat is something americans love and the reason why you praise so much such a boring sport. Fail to see still what does it have to do with girls, unless you're all insecure of yourselves and just project it anonymously.

How does baseball work? How many innings happen now. Is the game still going to continue tonight after the rain?

Roofs are fucking haram

the fact that you're assblassted enough to respond to jokes makes this game even more enjoyable

Goes on until the other team wins. Are you from space or something?

But what game?

How do they win? Is it first team to a get a point? Best of 3 innings?

Or are they playing 9 more innings.

Baseball doesn't have ties.

Unless the teams playing are so shitty that it doesn't matter who wins.

A decision by hits could solve the problem

How does the tie break.

NPB has draws in regular season if matches after 12th inning remain drawn

if this was povertyball they would have a homerun contest now to determine the winner.

or hockey

anyone have that boreball webm with the grills on their phones?

stan lees cup has continual overtime

Oh neat, there are flags on this board.

i truned it off and am posting from bed. need to be up at 5am