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Clive Palmer the MADMAN edition

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don't like clive palmer from his stint in the a-league
the other fat mining billionaire is shit too

wish someone wanted my nudes

cricket

big up frank ocean, sox, dave the drummer and the lib dems

give em

you get to lick your secondary school crush's feet but only after the big black dirty chad cums on them

what are these new celeb leaks in hearing so much about?

what's the name of the viking that doesn't want you watching porn again?

just found out about the guy
post bp

But she's a Lesbian

Would do it just to lick the cum 2bh, not into feet

we don't have any blacks in brisbane

darude - sandstorm

my secondary school oneitis is a bit of a minger when I look back at it

gay cunts

Varg Vikernes

...

fuck OFF then

is this a country meme? cause telstra are reliable just expensive and ive never run out of power

wow user it's almost as though the meme is being silly

mine is still hot but her tits have probably started sagging already with how big they are

yes at least in my area

t. south australia

To: That leaf who wanted names
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Looks like a bunch of nobodies aside from Watson

pretty funny guy but he's unironically a massive cunt, always screws people over in his business dealings and anyone that's ever dealt with him personally hates his guts

>live in a dorm
>have meme anxiety
>can't cook because people are in the kitchen
>people think you're weird cause you don't cook

pretending to be gay is still being gay

bit rude

i'm still dating her, going in to our 6th year

Weird spanish cunt is in his room tapping away while I cook a great pasta

mm they're silly extensions of truth though normally

I cook smelly food on purpose

tapping away in my room

just like mummy-ji used to make

t. Pajeet Curryman
are these picardy countryball memes already facebook tier or is this guy an abnormie shitposter?

Amanda Seyfried is a bigger name than Watson but she's not attractive either

Mah nigga

hungry but going to bed soon so i shouldn't eat

Just by being on facebook it's facebook tier

Normie, I'd wager he's probably just got someone working his media accounts in an attempt to cash in on the recent wave of high profile people/politicians using internet memes. Doubt he's doing it himself like Trump would.
Not once heard of her

ol' oneitis from primary grew into a roaring munter
saw her in one of my uni lectures, have absolutely no desire to speak to her

she's the gollum-looking bitch off of Mean Girls

Amanda literal who?

>this choosy faggot doesn't know a sexy t h i c c lass when he sees one
but I s'pose that automatic'ly comes with faggotry so no surprise.

that's exactly what I was thinking. Makes sense

Oh, so a nobody

all my asian roomies think I'm weird for cooking while they get constantly eat takeaway off daddy's dime

My old oneitis. Only become prettier since primary school.

Thoughts?

I should flee to Asia like that koreaboo

...

bit creepy

could have her if i wanted but i don't

i wonder what happened to my primary school gf
she wasnt really my gf but the teacher caught us talking in class and called us a couple so everyone said we were

Responding to literally two threads ago

You're a weird cunt

they might actually be his work, the australia facebook meme scene is ahead of the mark globally so it wouldn't be too hard for him to find out about it. a lot of commercialised pages post that stuff, think one is "crisp aussie memes" or similar
he's a right fat cunt so it wouldn't be unusual to imagine him at home trawling through those pages

More confirmed nudes coming

Confirmed list:
Marisa Tomei
Kelly Hu
Giada de Laurentiis
Kylie Jenner
Analeigh Tipton
Carice van Houten
Alyssa Arca
Lacey Banghard
Jillian Murray
Holly Willoughby
more Victoria Justice and Madison Reed
more Abigail Spencer
more JLaw sort of
more Millie Mackintosh
more Laura Ramsey
=All true, only thing haven’t heard of again since made that list is Jenner…
Unconfirmed but probable:
Kirsten Dunst Video
more Aubrey Plaza
more Bella Thorne (assuming that she does not just go ahead and show us all via Snapchat, same goes for Lia Marie Johnson)
Meisha Tate
lliza Shlesinger
Jordan Capozzi (rapper Lil Debbie)
Wendy McColm
Paz de la Huerta
more Keke P

>oneitis from primary
wasn't as strong as a oneitis but my primary crush turned out fairly well

*staunches in front of you*

Say again mate?

Can't recognise a single name 2bqh

90
foy

>Marisa Tomei
only good one there

where are they being leaked to?

similar thing happened to me in year eight, teacher called me and this other girl "shrek and fiona" and it caught on
wonder what he meant by that

>page 3 model nudes

hmm

Marisa Tomei and Meisha Tate is all I'm looking forward to

seeing celeb's average bodies is a real dreambreaker 2bh

depression

Still haven't gotten over the primary/high-school crush OR the uni crush and I'm already 25

Think Sup Forums is a confederacy of cryptosheeds 2bh

trying to think where I know that name from and then it hit me lmao

>teacher called me and this other girl "shrek and fiona" and it caught on
>wonder what he meant by that

>fried shit
>deep fried turds
>oven-roasted dingle berries

SOME

his twitter is actually pretty good, but i've heard from both lefties and rorkes that he's a twat

haven't bothered to form my own opinion about him

>Holly Willoughby
seems unlikely

Seeing them with averaged sized penises is a big boost for me

Is this a thread?

T-T-Tuc in, bigboy.

was actually a little strange considering I was a scrawny lanklet back then, think some other girl joked that I wasn't really a "shrek"
this girl was a right fiona though (in a yummy thicc way)

haven't gotten over the high school crush i never said a word to and im 23

Fuck me that reddit comment I linked to got deleted, just went back to save the links

>shrek and fiona
ouch

He was just saying you looked like an ugly pair of cunts who may have also been outcasts x

Around

Why?

that manlet mac guy wasn't very impressive was he

i gotchu senpai

Justin long has a little willy in IIizas mouth

>be me driving
>in lane with arrow painted on the ground turning to the right
>stop at the lights
>see a sign with the same arrow sign with a red cross on it next to the lights
>turn right anyway
>month later (Today) get a fine in the mail
why am i such a dumb cunt

he's just a flat bastard, no discussion on the matter
he's exactly what the lefties are accusing trump of being, a rich slob who got into politics to reduce his own tax and promote his business (not that I'm saying trump actually is that)

hmm
thank you but you're still a dumb phoneposter fuck off

You'll have to take my word

t. Holly

I was assigned ugly at birth

wish mum had told me i was ugly instead of attractive
did NOT prepare me for the real world

Then you specialised

I just looked through these, it appears there is nothing of significance unfortunately.

too much drugs too much drugs too much drugs
too much skunk too much bud too much blunts
came through with an older og
done too much aint gettin too much done

redpill me on jake bugg

No you idiot, people lying to you for one reason or another IS the real world

Still haven't learned your dear mum's lesson

your mum told you you were attractive?
nonce

>cas
good post