Would you ever consider eating a girls poop, if she was qt enough with a great ass?

Would you ever consider eating a girls poop, if she was qt enough with a great ass?
Thinking about asking my gf

> She has a great butt
> Her poop must taste like lavender
Get your head out of your ass, OP

Stop posting CP

It's the mental aspect user, tasting something dirty coming out of something so beautiful.

thats pepperoni but i see what you did there

>asks gf
>wtf user why would you even ask that
>she leaves you
>all women are the same, why cant I find a girl

anymore of this ass please? doggy style? ass spread?

well thats fucking gross. but why not start with just eating her ass out. if she cool with that try catch her after a shit, same same and less fuckewd up than hey bae, mind if i eat your poop

its pathetic and she wont look at you the same ever again, she wont think of you the same. If you're okay with that then go for it. but its not normal and you shouldnt expect your GF to think its normal

Yes, I believe mental is the right word

Don't do it my nigga

That's messed up and your grill will never wanna kiss you again

lol'd

What's the Pizza lying on? ;)

crust

It's 2017
There's a lot of stuff that's normal, that I wouldn't have even thought of as being common a decade ago.

Why dont u just eat the jizz out her ass .. why her shit man ?

Leave the house, OP

Depends on her diet. If she ate healthy then the risk of getting sick from eating her poo is next to nothing. If she eats crap then I won't eat hers

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My wife forces me to eat her shit. I can only manage to swallow lots of it if I wash it down with her piss. She usually shits in a cup and pees in it then comes over and blindfolds me and spoon feeds me and pours the piss in my mouth from the same cup. She also keeps my dick locked up in chastity.

It's disgusting but it's pretty great.

At most, if she was a hottie I'd eat her ass even if she didn't wipe well.

i'd die for this flag

i'm almost certain she doesnt want you to EAT her poop. maybe lick her ass, but eat her poop? wtf bro.

This fucking thread

This is my wife's ass by the way. The idea of eating shit is nowhere near the reality. It is NOT easy to do. Swallowing is the hardest part.

ayy

Yeah I would she doesn't really have to be hot enough if she's into it imo she becomes hot enough immediately.

Why would she care?
Instead of the toilet she's just using my mouth. I don't necessarily "want" to eat pussy, but I do it anyway to please my gf

You get used to it I can eat a hole turd without gagging until after I cum.

This doesn't happen. You don't have a wife. Stop lying on the Internet.

There are women who are into scat, bro

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>"Hey babe can I eat your shit"
>"Yeah sure why not"

Because that's certainly a plausible scenario, user

Having a great ass will not make the shit taste any good, it's still be shit
How about eating a cutie's snot? Being pretty will not make the nasal mucus taste any better

I think just about anything is possible if you're horny enough.
I've fucked a chick in the ass, and ended up tonguing her gape even though she had some brown there. it actually made it hotter

no

I've gotten off to that vid before.

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People who like scat literally deserve to die

WTF @ this thread

also

dat ass tho

Why though? If me and my gf live perfectly normal lives outside the bedroom what's the harm?

Until you come and creeping regret and shit tongue dominate. Not judging, just been there too

Ew no, but I'm not into shit, so that makes me biased.

I tend to agree but I love chicks pissing in my mouth, so who am I to judge. Vore is the one I can't wrap my head around

I love scat porn and the idea of eating a girls shit, but just asking her out right probably isn't the best idea

Thats fucked up.
I mean its the worst thing I can think about.
The chances are very high that your gf thinks the same way and will look at you with this face. She wont stop making that face untill you leave the room and never come back.

How can you appreciate the oven, but not appreciate what it makes?

depends what she ate lol

Usually if you find shit in your oven, you don't then go on to putting dough in there and baking bread.
You go look for the asshole who took a dump in your oven.

Poop eating is a fucking kys tier fetish like CP and furfag

The fact that you filthy degenerates are attracted to shit is what concerns me

>you don't then go on to putting dough in there and baking bread

What the the fucking hell, OP.

Biggest faggot OP of the day.

So how would you ever know if I didn't tell you?

Yeah, fucking scum women.

HEAVY METAL DETOX
ORGANIC FOOD INTAKE
FRESH FRUIT JUICY STUFF THE SWEETNESS AND RICH GOODNESSES
PLENTY OF FILTERED UNFLOURIDATED WATER
CONTEMPLATE ON THE DELUSIONAL
OF DIS-EASE OF MIND AND BODY

YOU CAN NOW INDULGE IN CACAS FOREVER. LITERALLY.

FUCKING WOMEN WHEN THY ATTEMPT TO OR MIDWAY DURING THEIR POOPING IS BRO TIER EPIC

no nigger that shit is growse. ppl who fixate on ass and poop are obv jungletards. kys my man.

It's not the shit itself that's attractive, it's the act of a hot girl pooping it out of her juicy butt.
Once it's out, then it's just regular shit and it loses all sexual appeal.

+1

What website do you think this is, nigger?

It's not normal human behavior you fucking imbecile. Doesn't matter if I do know or not.

fisting and prolapse
scat sucking/fucking is final level

normalcy is stagnation

Another thing is that I can't eat shit unless I'm super horny. And I have a very strong preference for being fed as opposed to feeding myself. But if my wife had her friends over and told.me to eat my shit or hers or theirs, I'd do it immediately. It's the humiliation factor.

>trap, loli, incest, and furry shit up all the time
>no one bats an eye
>user that's interested in scat makes a thread
>FUCKING KYS OMG YOU'RE SICK!!
>????

Fucking weapon's grade autism.

Thanks for sharing, op. No, I don't share your sentiment.

this

None of those things can kill you

All of these are fucking awful. There is something about scat that especially sickening to most people. People who aren't mentally challenged that is

enjoy your fucking parasites and bacterial infections you sick fuck.

Edupz fan?

Don't do it OP it does not taste good

oh shut the fuck up you 12yr old faggot.

> 2017, being this retarded

Shit eating has been a mental disorder since your grandfather fantasized about eating your great grandmas shit you fucking degenerate loser.

no, but i would let her poop in to my ass

>degeneracy : the thread

Are you telling me that if this beautiful creature wanted you to taste her homemade chocolate you'd say no?
Are you some type of faggot l?

user please seek help

I wouldn't eat shit.
But I would tongue punch a girl's fart box if her ass was amazing enough.

Sauce?

whuat?

Definitely.

You know the only reason we think shit is bad because we have been taught it is eww. Remember that they also taught you that drugs, booze, tobacco were bad too? In fact it tastes great, I ate a whole turd once and I survived. It's like those foods that smell strange but actually taste good.

She'll never respect you, you might as well be her cuckboi afterward

i am telling you as a homosexual man who is extremely confident in his sexuality that eating feces cares high risks of infection. there is a reason we wash our hands after going to the bathroom you know. what you are talking of is neither hetro nor homosexual its some sort of mental alignment and i suggest you seek the help of Dr. Remington spartan for brain surgery.

only if i loved her.

I'll bet your stinky butt is beautiful. Is it?

BOOM

I doubt you'll get anything, at most maybe a stomachache.
It's just poop, I'd be honored if a girl fed me hers.

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No I'm a guy. Only girls can have beautiful butts

Maybe you should see a doctor. Eating shit isn't normal, unless you're a muslim.

Should she make you wear a diaper?

You madman

I want to stick my peepee in her anus. Is that wrong?

I would like to play some Russian roulette but without it being lethal. Just the thrill of a tiny chance in having to eat that. Like draw one card that's 1/55 chance.

>normal fetish

How would you like to explore your sexuality on butts?

Does it matter if I'm not normal? Your on fucking Sup Forums if you consider yourself "normal" you should commit suicide.

But guys like you have cute butts

Not even she asked me to, you fucks.

Only if I wanted Meningitis