How do I get into the Patreon scam scene?

How do I get into the Patreon scam scene?

I really can't believe people waste their money for autists.

Stream on twitch or make youtube videos. Thats literally it. People are morons

How do you make a thread that's Sup Forums related?

What happens when the subscription bubble bursts and people realize how fucking stupid it is that they are paying for 30 different $6-10/month services?

>Live sustainably

Oh my fucking god dude. And people this fucking idiot money.

>Live sustainably while continuing to create

Oh my fucking god dude the guy has the diction of a 9th grader.

That's just the thing dude. There are so many fucking people on this planet, most of them probably contribute to 1-2 people.

100 million suckers donating to a million different panhandlers leaves a lot of room.

I'll cancel Netflix when they remove It's always Sunny

>$3200 a month

The individual services will conglomerate and present an easy-to-buy package for the consumer. You know, like a cable subscription.

All is pottery, my friend.

And there's no penalty for non-delivery, right? Like there is no "refunds" happening on Patreon.

It's absolutely incredible. Thousands of dollars a month for promises that is totally up to your discretion to fulfill.

Incredible.

i dont understand why people who make six figures without patreon feel the need to put up a patreon. Its so fucking greedy and the people who subscribe are retarded

>$20 grand a month

... what.

>there are people out there who spend their hard earned money to hear a fat greasy liberal zealot rant about how straight white christian dudebros are the source of all evil in the world
What a world

>How do I get into the Patreon scam scene?
1. Quit your job
2. Move back in with your parents
3. work full time making shit for people to watch on the internet
5. Advertise your shit as anonymously as possible to build up a 'fanbase'
6. Get active on social media and spout your opinions constantly
7. Make a Patreon and set some monthly goals
8. Beg for money, likes, subs, and comments at the end of every video
9. ?????
10. Profit

jesus fucking christ, why are there so many pathetic beta whiteknights in this world.

>Work hard for money
>give it to some slimey autist across the country for doing his hobby
I will never understand patreon

>This is just something extra and fun for the people who are rad!

I don't even blame her. Not even the slightest bit.

What a bunch of fucking faggots, though. Jeez.

at least the guys doing video games will sometimes put out instructional videos and shit, so i(sort of) get that, even though i would never give them my money. What's insane is the whores who get thousands a month(see above post) for taking risky photos that you can get for free in almost unlimited supply simply by using a fucking google search. That shit is simply insane.

If there were no free porn it would be a different story i guess, but what the actual fuck

>she can't spell breathe correctly

And she doesn't have to. What a fucking world we live in.

appeal to upperclass teenages and mid 20s childless people

appeal to their oppression and throw in quips and buzzwords on how something is to white

say non controversial things in a controversial way