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Could heem anyone in this general edition

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Based techno Viking

try me

More fun to make your own posts desu

Hilarious how /brit/ thinks it's important enough to be raided. It's mostly people like me (iq in excess of 140) conducting various high level experiments on you runts from all sides. The results so far...fascinating.

not so sure about that desu

wait what's this about a raid

un pirata

no tolerance for you

>warm and sunny out
>stuck in the office
>will be cold and dark by the time i'm home
send help lads

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Drumpf BTFO

samefag constantly with differing viewpoints to give the illusion of a debate
make deliberately weak arguments strawmanning a range of political opinions
act generally superior whilst doing so
refuse to accept evidence that contradicts my worldview

if you're ever annoyed by /brit/, you can thank me

what's your tinder bio lads?

mine is as below:

"need a gf or dad says he'll cut me out of his will"

insinuates that dad might have a hefty will (he doesnt)

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Lads

is he threatening to cut you from his will though?

doing god's work lad

You'll never get enough votes to form government if you keep backpeddling on your promises like that.

how much are you getting when he pops his clogs lad?

delete this

the longest running /brit/ thread is still up

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dunno, far as I know he doesn't plan on involving me in his will anyway

PEPE!

ahaha you got pepe'd (see pic) (new gimmick)

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howling that there are actually some /cgl/ browsers going on and on about shitty eceleb drama in there

>PVV 4th

Why are Euros so much smarter than us Anglos? They don't fall for lying populist demagogues like us.

howling, still would

What is it about Sup Forums that attracts neckbeards? Why do all the normies go to Reddit and Facebook?

>There's a video of a girl dildoing herself that is apparently Emma Watson
VERY good signs.

>gif
fuck off

format
site quality
reddit and facebook are based on popularity
Sup Forums's (You)s arise from controversy
it's just a worse environment in general

allegedly, not apparently

theonion.com/article/area-man-makes-it-through-day-2426

SOURCE

it was on b earlier. Quite convincing arguments were made for its legitimacy too

>when your one stupid friend doesn't realise that all terrorist attacks carried out by organisations have the US govt behind them

honestly, /brit/, I don't know where you people find the time

*light cigarello and sits back ponderously*

since when were chicken nuggets only 1 inch in diameter

since tesco started making them the cretins

PEPE!

Normies don't know what to do in an environment with no social structure.

There was another one???

Made onion soup

It's alright but I think I need nicer beef stock

Yeah, the sleuthing they've done matches up moles and such that can be seen on the 100% confirmed Emma pictures.

when did we elect a populist exactly?

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think you mean radius la

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nice dude, oh btw

PEPE!

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they never stop

THIS I believe to be the truest reason.
Does that mean I'm not a normie though? (Have gf, friends I see regularly, drink regularly, smoke weed most weekends and have generally quite normie taste- music, sport, fashion etc)

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been waiting for ages. pretty standard

povvo house

bit sad that i'm so desensitized that I don't find this arousing

but she publicly announced that she oils her pubes

Did Molyneux base his image and mannerisms off Mussolini?

Stop wanking everyday then

shes is not that attractive

her friend in the mirror is better looking desu

She's got sausage slices nips

I'm aware lad. Doesn't mean she couldn't have done a cheeky shave. I'm of the opinion that it's not actually her though.

don't much care for people of low intelligence

believe all misfortune that falls upon them is done so quite rightly

anyway

looks very flat

no i dont

never question me or answer back again i dont like that

It does seem like it to be honest..

shes always been average when shes not all done up for movies/events

>janny tries to get me banned
>fails

How will the fat fucking nonce ever recover?

can a man get arrested for letting a baby use his nipples as a dummy?

asking for a friend

yeah, fair point, I guess you could

PEPE!

Australiants? Nah, not a fan.

I seldom wank you preposterous little peon

needed a comma there la

>don't much care for people of low intelligence

>believe all misfortune that falls upon them is done so quite rightly

but lad, you probably have low intelligence in some areas and don't even know it. how does it feel to know that people are laughing at you and applauding your misfortune?

t. low iq

@72322815
this is your second warning

there's no point in celeb leaks that don't have celeb face in them

my day today went as follows
>go to uni and finish but stay back to do work
>it starts pissing rain
>go to the car park and prepare to leave
>realise i'm boxed in because some retards parked where they shouldn't have
>tired and starting to get frustrated
>go to the front desk and say that i'm boxed in
>accidentally tell the lady the wrong licence plate number
>have to walk all the way back to the car park to find it and back to the front desk to tell the lady again so she can say it over the PA for him to move his car
>she does but she messes up the words over the PA (top jej)
>walk back to car park and get back in car
>accidentally lock my steering wheel somehow
>first time its ever happened and do not drive this car enough to know how to fix it
>spend 5 minutes jiggling the wheel and key trying to fix it
>get out my car, walking through the rain all this time and go back into the uni and hop on a computer and look it up and find the solution
>find it, get in the car, leave and get on the freeway
>puking rain, can barely see 5m in front of my car
>it clears and is now not rainy
>some old dickhead gets on the freeway and drives 70kmh instead of 110
>furiously overtake
>drive home and nobody is there so i spend the next hour throwing birds to the chickens and wallabies
are you having a
>murphy's law day
lad
i think it rubbed off on the lady at the front desk

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ah yes, india

It's 0113 :D
When should I go to bed? D:

fucking GERM HAHAHHAHAHAHAH i am literally GUFFAWING at you you RUNTETTE

consider yourself baited and PEPE'd, mumbo!

ahHAHAHAHAHHA

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Biggie smalls > Tupac

deserved it

ah yes the so-called tolerant left

Techno Viking is a convicted paedophile btw

*ducks sweeps your feet and plants a shattering punch to your feeble neck rendering you immediately paralysed*

sayonara!

Not
A
WORD

don't understand how anyone can bear to listen to this drivel

He also sued the person who filmed the famous video

what a cunt

its alright if you're illiterate
it can be taught

Horst Wessel Lied is a surprisingly catchy song

Is Geert winning?

imagine me just hanging from a chandelier offering my penis to you all arrogantly but never actually coming down to your level

that's what it feels like to have such superior wit and intelligence in a place like this

ides of march today lads. RIP JC.

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>don't understand how anyone can bear to listen to this drivel

hope tomorrows better lad

Surf Rock is the thinking mans music

grime is for people of low genetic worth

I'd take a hatchet and cut it off

it's alright pal, these lads will teach you how to be a bit more socially intelligent.
but they might laugh at you and make fun of you quite a bit and if you act like more of a retard they will just end up beating the shit out of you. sound good?

et tu......PEPE!