ITT poorly describe an anime, other anons have to guess it

ITT poorly describe an anime, other anons have to guess it
ill start
>gigantic snake tiddies

>my phone just told me to dodge a bullet that's coming five seconds from now
>holy fuck my phone was right

Future diary?

mirai nikki ez

Monster Musume, you weeb faggot.
Future Diary

Try harder

>2005
>good CG
>blue snow

shit show
big sword
rape at the end

shitfart online

>me and this girl play an mmorpg together, married in it
>i like her
>but she sees me as my avatar
>tsundere lil shit and school president try to help my friend out of this fantasy/reality blur

>floating losers
>dog
>dies at the end

David bowie gets a new face and kink shamed

cowboy bebop

>skrrt

Up

Dog never died, at least not in the show / movie. Not saying thats not what they are going for but.........

>girl dies
>accidentally discover time travel
>other girl dies
>save the world

everything is a fucking reference to this

>my hand is an alien bug

Never saw it but Parasite?

Steins gate
Jojo

Pimp my ride for ps2

>some pervert hero who looks like a boy but is actually thousands of years old

>befriends some dumb clueless cunt

>go on a journey together finding old friends

>Magical creatures and people from another dimension
>But they suck at management and finance so MC has to help them or they die

One Piece? Boa Hancock and shit

Has to be KoNoSuBa, right?

>girl doesn't want to create gmail account
>jumps off a building instead

>screaming each others name
>motorcycles
>pills here

Yup u got it

>LOL PUBERTY

>LOL SO RANDUMB

>LOL REFERENCES TO WESTERN CULTURE

>useless

Nah but it's fairly recent as well

Akira

Re:Zero
I actually have no idea

Akira ez pz

Yep

berserk, but its not shit

a boy falls in love with a girl

FLCL

Berserk

Keita

7 deadly sins

Lane?

>FLCL

Correct.

>7 deadly sins

Correct.

>CLANG
>horse
>it's shit

>cool book
>wow it kills ppl
>mad with powah

>bunch of muscular men fucking around and hitting things

yeee boii

hack?

every anime

JoJo

"useless"

EVA

The new berserk anime

yeah

although honestly I probably could have just put "it's shit" and most people would have guessed it.

>antisocial guy dies unrealistically
>Resurrected.gif
>MMORPG world awaits

Corpse Post-It Notes

Death Note

Deth not

hack?

Most likely not, but kek anyway.

yes

>comet
>boy and girl switch places
>time travel shit

CORRECT

nope

>kid is good at moving dirt

>finds small machine

>breaks thru to the other side

>becomes bigger than galaxies

Nope

gurren lagan ez

TENGEN TOPPA GUREN LAGANN

Konosuba
Punchline?

My dad gives me a giant mech that I can transcend into a god with and bitches for days BUT I HATE HIM

>Boy virgin
>Girl virgin
>Want to fuck
>Almost fuck
>Whoops season finale no fuck
>Only friend zone
hint: b and h

>man is beaten and left for dead
>assailant kidnaps his wife and tries to cuck him
>revenge

2deep4u

Konosuba

he dies realistically, its just not the best reason of death

>life is normal

>fucking aliens out of nowhere

>society changes quickly

>main character might get diabetes

Ayyvangaleuhn

Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta?
Just started watching this yesterday, on ep 9.

B gata h kei

>Kid wants to help people
>Sucks at helping people
>Traces stuff
>Surrounded by hotties

I just finished that yesterday. Fucking Galaxy Throwing Stars?!?!? Wtf

yes

>climate change
>boats
>robot
>space fags
>squids
>s p a c e s q u i d s

High school student that thinks he is gangsta meets weak girl and stalks her cuz why not

Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet.

>stuttering little shit furiously masturbates on an annoying redhead's comatose body

Ah, and forgot to add one of my own
>I eat because I'm better than everything
>I'm better than everything because I eat

winrar nyigguh

>MC commits a crime

>sent to summer camp

>everyone has to dig holes in the ground

End of Evangerrion

>netflix original
>netflix original
>giant robots
>netflix original
>netflix original

>zambo fetish
>Rich gal friend
>She die
>turns zamb
haven't watched. After that ep.

>biggest balls of doom

end of evan's galleon

Is it Monster Musume?

also

>sausage party (for kids)

wasn't exactly what i was thinking of
but it could work

cyborgs or something

high school of the dead or something

Needless?

winrar

Sanka Rea

bitch that is kimi no na wa

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