Be me

>be me
>having sex with ex
>decide to put it in her ass
>no user don't
>punch her and tell her she'll like it
>go balls deep in her ass
>fuck her like crazy
>cum buckets in her ass
>leave her in bed crying while I go wash up
>alpha as fuck

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>shit tier fantasy about something you'll never ever do
>worse than beta
>kill yourself

Been there... you act like thats actualy alpha shit.. kek new friend

>be me
>see black person
>mumble nigger and speed walk away as fast as I can
>alpha as fuck

>rapist as fuck

>be me
>alpha as fuck

Bit too rapey to be alpha.

That's not alpha, that's asshole.

>be me
>walk casually through the city
>a wild terrorist goatfucker appears
>my face shows disgust and anger
>he looks away as if he did something wrong
>go on walking past him
>alpha as fuck

>she says no
>i fuck

kekaroni n cheese

If it was alpha u wouldn't had to b rapey

>be me
>first of my kind
>come before beta, gamma or delta
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>having sex with gf
>ask her to put it in her ass
>she makes a weird sound so i take it as a yes
>furiously fuck her ass
>She barks
>realize im fucking my dog
>cum buckets in her and cry myself to sleep
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>walking along the waterfront with friends drinking flasks
>walk past a drunk group of people
>one intercepts me and asks for a cigarette
>as I'm being generous he trips over nothing and falls against me
>I step left
>he stumbles left
>he's leaning on me now and I step right
>he says woah man, while stepping with me
>dipshit is trying to get me to push him off
>I turn 90 degrees and take a step back
>he face plants
>I say sorry,man as I walk away
>he stands up, angry as fuck as I ignore him
>I continue on my way, alpha as fuck

Literally.

Screams fucking virgin as shit. Either you did this and are a rapist weak ass faggot or you made it up because you know you are a failure.

okay in English this time

Good song title

Be me
Be opening bank account
Be all the tellers have their cleavage exposed
Be me trying not to look at their cleavage
Be them noticing I keep looking at their boobs
Be them pulling their collar up to cover boobs
Be me making no eye contact for rest of conversation
Alpha as fuck

That was in English. Learn how to read.

>be me, faggot OP
>post clearly made up, ludicrous scenario in a shit thread I started while sitting in my mom's basement eating tendies
>alpha as fuck

I found a BBC to fuck my girlfriend real hard. He came over and she was amazed at how long and thick it was. She sucked it real good, got fucked real good and screamed so loud as I watched. It was fantastic. Alpha as fuck

I like this old may may op but you fugged it up on your first post.

Good song title

>be me
>be at bar with the frat
>wrap both my arms around two girls at the bar whenever i order drinks
>smoke half a cigarette and throw it on the ground in the bar
>keep trying to slip fingers in sluts when i dance with them. they love it i know they do
>go home alone because all the girls out tonight were sluts i didn't want any of those girls anyway

Autism porn

>be me
>ask coworker for nudes
>get nudes
>tell her to meet me at a romantic spot for sum sex
>stand her up to play vidya
>alpha as fuck

fucking kek

If that really happened, I bet she felt really fucking stupid seeing you at work after that lol

>be me
>mommy wont give milky
>take mom's milkies and don't leave any for 5 month brother.
>a 20 year old needs his milkies.
>get good boy points for drinking nice 'n slow.
>put peepee against mommy's thigh
>accidentally shit my pants.
>alpha.
>as.
>fuck.

>be me
>go the store
>see hot qt cashier
>pick up a pack of condoms
>check out
>wink at her
>throw the box away because my virgin ass aint getting the puss
>alpha as fuck

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be me
18 senior year in high school
best singer in top choir that travels and competes
7/10 but fit and best looking in choir
literally walk around grabbing cute choir girls asses and making them giggle for 9 months
hook up with hot ones when we'd stay in hotels while traveling to compete
Still jerk off to the memories.
Once I came to the realization I had a severe porn addiction my confidence dropped to 0 and become a reclusive Sup Forumstard
I'm a Chad turned Autist.

nah that shit story didnt make any sense dipshit

be me
fuck green text
alpha as fuck

>be me
>who else would I be faggot
>get home from army at 22, meet buddy's girlfriend
>fuck her for the next few years
>meet another buddy's girlfriend
>eat her pussy
>meet a different buddy's wife
>have three way with her and my gf
>meet another buddy's wife
>fuck her in his house 2 or 3 nights a week
>gf finds out I was cheating, ditch her and fuck some of her friends
>fuck all of my female friends
>meet cute coworker, fuck her at work
>meet bosses niece
>fuck her at work
>get fired
>new boss is qt 3.14
>fuck her at work
>awkward.jpg
>quit job
>meet her sister
>fuck her
>neither wants to talk to me anymore
>buddy's all find out about their wives/girlfriends sleeping with me
>no more friends, no more pussy
>befriend some randoms at bar
>work my way into the group
>fuck their girlfriends, wives, friends, sisters
>eventually girl from past shows up
>told everyone what I did before, new buddy's ditch me "just in case"
>"sorry bro"
>"lol it's okay I already banged all your bitches"
>show pictures for proof, watch relationships crumble around me
>MyWorkIsDone.avi
>moves on to next group. do this from 22 - 30
>systematically infiltrate groups of friends, bang the girlfriends, wives, sisters, etc. and watch it all get destroyed
>I do this because I know that women are all whores, all sluts. None can be trusted. Every women in the world will cheat on you in a heartbeat given the right circumstance
>become disgusted with women in general
>give up the sexual conquests. was bored with it after 8 years anyway
>only friends I could ever keep were dudes that had fat wives and girlfriends; no chance I'd fuck them
>realize they were weak, pathetic people anyway
>drop them too, move out to the woods
>spend over a year living alone in the wilderness, become true woodsman
>property owner dies
>government seizes land, pushed off property
>homeless, find a job in town
cont if interested

>be me

I'm this guy v
For some reason it wouldn't let me post using greentext

trips and dubs
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>Be me
>have a girlfriend who actually wants my throbbing cock inside her
>it's up to me whether to give it to her or not
>don't have to be pussy or beta and commit rape to be satisfied
>alpha as fuck

joj

Dude what, your alpha because you scowled at some stranger and confused him? That just sounds asberger af... Not alpha af

chuck yourself before you cuck yourself lib

Winner winner chicken dinner

Continue you slut

Cont

>be me
>17
>5'9, 180ibs
>beard, long hair
>punk af, but don't dress like a retard
>see a bunch of pussies dressed in black painting an anarchy symbol on a wall
>mfw
>tell these retards vandalism is more than painting walls
>throw stone at nearby window
>kick some car's lights
>car's alarm triggers
>they said ohshit and begin to run away
>they see I'm lmao at them, they walk back
>2 cops get down their car and come towards us
>climb fence and get into the house of which I've just broke the glass
>say bye from behind the fence, run towards house and climb to the roof
>everyone is still there, confused
>wave
>get down on the other side of the house and run over the walls till the end of the block
>mfw I just got away with this

This was around 3 years. Dunno why the cops shot me down lmao

>be me
>be a pilot
>bang a girl in every country
>alpha as fuck

Lol I'm conservative but the scenario you are describing sounds like when I pass a homeless person on the street, they look at me all weird, I walk away trying not to be the focus of their attention. You are proud of something autists do every day, it's fucking pathetic.

Oh you're a conpervative?

Not necessarily Alpha yet BUT
Ok Sup Forums strap in for this fucking crazy story that is occurring in my life. So a few days ago i took this test called the bdsmtest with some friends and I was DOMINANT AS FUCK. flashforward to today. a few other girls took the test and found out my results. A few of them text me "please be our dom" and im like ohfuck.gif and was like oh ok but I am a bit concerned because they are not 18 yet and I dont want to get fucked if after a while they decide to say what happened.

cont
>sleep in parking lot at work
>boss finds out
>fires me for it
>whatever, made enough cash anyway
>wander around town on foot
>summer time, find car in parking lot for sale
>pay in cash, now I'm mobile again
>get new job
>live in car for a while
>end up in my own apartment in different part of the city
>spent most of my free time and money at the shooting range
>meet gorgeous girl there, who just got her CCW
>teach her to shoot
>we hit it off, start dating
>she's hot, athletic, a serious shooter, intelligent, good sense of humor, down to earth
>we end up engaged
>her friends become my friends, etc.
>we're out shopping together when someone from my past shows up
>it all comes out
>the groups of destroyed relationships, the countless women, etc.
>she breaks off engagement
>says that she couldn't imagine I had a "dark side" like that
>can't believe I was the kind of man that could so those things
>tell her I was angry, I was confused, idk what I was doing
>she says if I can hide that much about my past, what else could I be hiding, blah blah
>fine then.
>pack her shit for her
>now live alone
>and hang out on Sup Forums

alpha as fuck right here bros

Also doing that to some rando who probably works at 7 eleven takes zero effort, confidence, anything. The fact that anyone would cling to it as a sign of being alpha is sad...

>conpservative

+1 my virgin friend!

>be me
>white male
>see wild gang of niggers walking towards me
>didn't cross the street
sup fags

Fuckin brave.

Again, if you live in the city this is like some everyday shit. Do any of you leave moms basement? How is this shit impressive???

>>be me
>>see op
>>fuck his ass
>>fuck my own ass
>>as im filling my man-cavity i feel something hot approaching
>>"RELEASE THE KKRAKEN!"
>>splurge a shrek's swamp essence up my poop shoot
>>alpha asfuck

>Cancervative

Yeesh sad faggot.

Also would be hilarious to know the read detailed truth... likely orders of magnitude less sexy and more cringe.

this

I have something a bit wilder...
>Be me walking down Street
>Some guy call me a faggot
>tel him i know you are but what am i?

>be me
>walk in on gf fucking Raquice
>tell her she can stay with a nigger for all I care
>alpha as fuck

>be me
>see someone disagree with a fellow alpha's claim that all women deserve and actually want to be raped, especially cindy from my math class
>expose that faggot as the sjw they clearly are
>they don't reply, obviously thwarted by my superior intellect
Alpha as fuck

Underrated

Top notch, quality post user!! Thank you for sharing your opinion with us today ;)

>be you
>think it's alpha to not fill her pussy when she needs it
>cucks you
Alpha as fuck

>be me
>fapping while watching gay porn
>put ass up in the air
>cum in mouth
>swallow every drop
>alpha as fuck.

>Those protein gainz

cheked and keked

>be me
>met single mom online
>proposed to her within a month of having her and her kid stay with me
>rescued her from the cock carousel
>alpha as fuck

>not proposing to the kid
>not alpha as fuck

Be at a bar ask for cig get one instantly. Without asking hot girl in group pulls out lighter and lights for me. Walk away puffing pulling shades on.

cool story bro.

unabomber/10

>be me
>walkin down the street at night
>hear a scream
>see a woman raped in an alley by a nigger
>timeforahero.jpg
>meh not today
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Alpha as fuck

>be me
>New years eve 2016
>at work
>server at a restaurant semi fancy
>7/10 co worker complaining how she has no plans
>me lame lame as fuck don't have any either
>on the subject of cars
>"oh what kind of car do you drive user"
>2013 camaro
>"oh my god that's so cool I love camaros
>"you ever been fucked in one?"
>mfw uh oh shouldn't have said that, she's gonna think I'm creepy
>mfw she says not yet
> end up fucking her in the shitty backseat
>pretty annoying because she's 5'11

following morning taking my brother to the airport, was just visiting for the holidays

>get in car
>he looks in the back seat
>she forgot her panties
>awkward
>"nice"
>mfw

Hahaha you make rape funny

>be me
>sitting around minding my own business
>hot girl comes up to me
>says "Hey user, do you want to go see a movie with me later?"
>Doing a league of legends tournament later
>saving myself for marriage because Jesus
>mumble something then look away because I'm too shy to look her in the eyes
>She walks away disappointed
>alpha as fuck

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>be me last week
>last week having 2 friends over
>drink, smoke weed, drop mdma in my basement
>dance, chill, have fun
>get naked, continue dancing
>eventually girls start eating each other out, sucking me off at the same time
>dance more
>sleep and all cuddle
>wake up in morning and all shower together

>doing it again tomorrow
>had 4 3somes so far while most of you virgins have to make up stories about raping girls
>alpha as fuck

Pics or it didn't happen, bruh...

>be me
>dump fuck contractor makes same major fuckup 3 times on my 3rd day in this new job
>talk to contract company
>but so and so said they were going to keep him on for the final 4 months of contract
>yea, well I'm firing him tomorrow AM
>comes to work next morning
>fire him, say maybe he's not cut out for this type of job
>hire hot blonde intern
>get her some good training
>6 weeks later she's better at her job than dude I fired with 10years experience

i spent most of my young life in jail, prison. one time, I helped jump two mexicans and start a race war. they had a hit out on me but I armed myself and waited for it....it never came. later i found out one of the leaders took a shine to me and ordered it cancelled...go figure.

>Quit Sup Forums

>leave her in bed crying while I go wash up
douche =/= alpha

Be me. Tell OP this is a shit thread.
Alpha as fuck.

...

Alphas don't rape.

OP is lowest tier.

It's in the fokken video FAT FADED FUCK FACE.

>be me
>see qt 3.14
>"Um... h-hi, how are you?"
>sweat profusely
>"Uh, hi, who are you?"
>"I-I'm user, w-want to see my level 90 paladin?"
>"Uh... ok, leaving now freak"
>alpha as fuck

Be me
Cousin visiting for the summer
Hot neighbor girl walking by
Cousin gets the digits
Hot neighbor girls brother sicks dog on us
Cousin jumps on my new car and puts a dent in my roof

Alpha as fuck

>Be op
>Never touched a girl
>And why would I? Cock is so much better
>Go to gym
>Sit outside with nachos
>Offer super hot guys to shit on my chest
>I do this everyday
>Alpha as Fuck

Me
Greentext king
Alpha as fuck

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