Found this hidden in my girlfriends drawer

Found this hidden in my girlfriends drawer.

I saw it once before two years ago and she said it was a joke from a friend that she hadn't gotten round to throwing out. The next week it was gone and she said she finally got rid of it.

Two weeks ago I found it again and it was covered in her dried juice and scent. Each day since then I have been moving it slightly in the morning and each day when I get home after work it is clear it has been used heavily. Even on days we had a long sex session before i went to work.

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So? Would you want your girlfriend complaining that you jack off?

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you get rid of it then loser bum boy

It's more how huge it is compared to me that I find worrying.

This is why I voted for Trump.

Ask her to wash it, and then let you fuck her ass while she uses that on herself. You will thank me lateral user .

Please wash the cutting board.

>buy another dildo of the exact same type, only slightly smaller
>replace original dildo with smaller dildo
>repeat with smaller and smaller dildos each week
>gf thinks pussy is getting all big and caved out

there now you both can feel bad.

who cares. Theres probably pocket pusssies out there tighter than you gf, Doesn't matter

Ask her if you can watch het use it
Kinda hot

she's not cheating on you

Who cares.. Let her masturbate

Get over it and use it on her.

why don't you use it with your girlfriend while having sex? would be more fun for both

Sup Forumsro lemme give you a different perspective if she had a problem with your dick she has 4 options 1.break up with you and get a bf with a monster cock.
2.stay with you and have a side dude with a monster cock.
3.stay with you and satisfy herself when your not around and not tell you about it.
Or 4. Tell you u don't satisfy her and suggests u get cucked

Better to have a horny slut at home than a fucking ice box.

Trust me.

As long as it's only masturbation. Get involved. Don't be intimidated.

Also this

I'm sorry user

You're girlfriend... Is an alcohol

underrated solution

Two yearsa go? Maybe open that sucker up, wine gets better with age.

Unless your girlfriend's pussy juice got in and ruined it.

Holy shit, you're a huge self-absorbed faggot.
Get over yourself.

she also had this. It was deflated and hidden in a bag with a small electric pump. This is much smaller though so I don't care so much.

Honestly I wouldn't worry about it. First off she is willing to fuck you as it is, so obviously you have something going for you. A girl jacking off isn't really an issue just as long as it doesn't fuck with your relationship; this is the same for guys who watch porn in that the only issue is when it starts to fuck up the relationship with your significant other.

Secondly, so what if it is bigger? Would you rather her go find a bigger guy instead. Unfortunately you can't change the size of your dick, but maybe there is more you can do in bed to make her not feel the need to use it as often. Go down on her more, focus on her needs more, try something new in bed? I don't know your life, but I'm just saying.

Third, if I were you I would be more worried about the fact that the dildo looks absolutely filthy...tell her to wash that shit so she doesn't get an infection Sup Forumsro...

>tell her that she's feeling loose
>cunt's getting sloppy
>she gets insecure
>two weeks later, pretend to find dildo
>get upset, yell at her
>smack her across the face with it
>tell her you're leaving her unless she gets her tightness back
>live happily ever after

Replace with larger dildo. Since its a joke this will be funny to her not upsetting. . . Unless it's not a joke, then you talk or you find a new gf. If she cant talk to you about this she's gonna keep other things from you.

>covered in her dried juice and scent.
That's fucking rancid she doesn't even rinse the bitch

Your gf is a camwhore, pimp her for money.

top of the keks

We hardly ver have sex though yet she is using this every day!

There were some cleaning wipes next to it. I'm assuming she cleans before using and is too warn out after a session to clean then.

She uses the bottle too?

She probably feels inclined to hide it because she's worried you're an insecure faggot, and here you are, proving her right.

Imagine if you had a sexual fetish you were slightly embarrassed about and worried to share with your girl. Now imagine if one night, she comes in and acts it out for you without asking.
You'd feel like you'd struck gold. So do it for her; buy her another big dildo and one night when you're getting down and dirty just tell her you want to try something. Whip out the foot-long dong and go to town, she gets off and thinks you're the best thing ever for understanding.

Tl;Dr stop being such a whining faggot about your tiny dick and enjoy your sexually interesting woman

Are you retarded? Who cares she fucks you which means she enjoys it, trust me she wouldnt be doing it otherwise. Just talk to her and use it on her while you have sex she will love you even more. If you insist on fixing your insecurity, just buy a pocket pussy and then you're equal. And like someone said, better to have a kinky girl that is obviously loyal to you then a whore or even worse a bitch that wont even suck your dick and does sex only missionary.

then you're a psychopath

She is rarely interested in sex with me.

cry more, faggot

its pretty simple dude, throw it out yourself.. if she brings anything up the dumb bitch said she threw it out. easy win

all the more reason

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Why do you feel bad?
For many women sex is cumulative, the more they get the hornier they get. Her using a dildo after sex with you doesn't have to reflect badly on you, it could just be her being a horny bugger.

Always wonder if these threads are for real. OP describe ur gfs looks or post non face pic

Well that sucks.. maybe she just gets off easier masturbating.. relationships can go back and forth od suggest completely stopping fucking her and rail side bitches (with rubbers) for a couple months until she starts bugging you for it.

yeah show us that stretched, floppy cunt

You know she's either very fat or very imaginary.

Just fuck her like an animal and dont be such a fag

Yeah, that thing looks huge user. I would be concerned.

Spice things up in the bedroom? Make her horny, make it hot, do kinky shit... Women rarely have vaginal orgasms so play wirh her clit while fucking her, lick her out etc. If all fails and she still rarely fucks then you TELL her something is wrong, ask her why she doesnt want sex, say that you dont like the way your sex life is and in the end if even that doesnt work then dump her and find someone sexually compatible with you. No need to complicate your life and be a depressed fuck worrying all the time about easily solvable things.

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>getting cucked by an inanimate object

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Cheep crap from Lovehoney. Are you a Britbong OP?

Katherine/10

No. I have seen these things in a few different places though.

??

Do you masturbate?
If so, does your masturbation in any way lessen or affect your attraction to your girlfriend?

Sluts are called Katherine.

don't feel bad.
it's only me giving her one

gross feet / kankles

You're a fucking inanimate object!

is your gf wearing a wedding ring? idk how cameras work as far as flipping images goes.

Who cares about feet and aren't ankles supposed to be fat ankles that slouch down over the foot?

No that's her right hand.

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Loose lips sink ships

Underrated

My girlfriend had a big dildo like the one in your OP faggot.

Instead of being a pathetic insecure faggot I played with her using it. Id fuck her with it until my arm felt like it was going to fall off and she was practically crying and begged me to stop and fuck her.

I bought pic related and she begs me to fuck her with it. I get to fuck her for a seriously extended length of time cuz I can't feel shit, and she gets off at least three or four times before she wants my cum.

>aren't ankles supposed to be fat
>supposed to be fat

Why don't you join in with her? Incorporate dildos in your sex life, spice it up a bit.
Ask her to try anal or something.

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Not sure about this, I mean if it works for you then more power to you, but I'm in two minds. Not OP btw

You get what I mean, kankles means there is no visible ankle area before the leg becomes a foot.
The girl in the pic has visible ankles though.

trips speak

As a man with a large dick, I will never know what it's like to use one of these kickass enhancement sleeves.

Do what this guy says, OP. It sounds so amazing.

keep going user

tell you what user. I have had girls cheat on me and I have cheated with a girl on their boyfriends. these cunts are egoistic. every, single, one of them. if you have a really loving girl that does everything in the world for you in a heartbeat, she won't cheat. but if she says stuff like "I just don't feel like it to night" regularly, she's in the red zone. She puts herself above you. if you love someone, you put their needs first. she is not in the red zone if she sais it once in a while, though. if she eats a lot and is fat, she is a typical cheater. the only way she would cheat on you if she is not in the red zone is if you are too pathetic to commit to. if you annoy her daily and on top of that is not very attractive, then you push her in the red zone. if you beat her, act like a jerk all the time and you push her around regularly, you are the problem. be a good boy
boyfriend and make sure she is not in the red zone and you're good.

this is also true for guys if you are a girl and you read this and have the same problem. selfish people cheat. simple as that. "love is to put another person's needs over your own" people in love don't cheat.

Deepest most woke shit I have seen on /b

keep in mind that finding a girl like this is rare in this day and age. that's why feminine penis is the master race.

If you don't want your girlfriend to have it send it to me. My girl is wanting a bigger one. Her 9" wasn't even close to a challenge.

willing to bet the dildo in picture is not longer than 9''

Take away the stigma, introduce it into the bedroom.

Fuck sake, they're made huge for a reason. If we could all have one that size then the world would be at peace. I'm like 4 inches at best, I know it's not the best nor does it always do the job so while I was still with my ex I got her a vibrator and used it in the bedroom.

And even if it's too big for you then talk about it with her, don't let it break up the relationship. Tell her you feel uneasy about it's size because of your size then actually offer to do something like buy a different one but a little smaller but maybe one that more features.

Sex is sex, you do it to cum. I bet she wouldn't feel guilty or angry if you had a fleshlight right?

I'm being honest because I can on Sup Forums, talk with her and open your heart. Do not let that little voice in the back of your head dictate your relationship.

It's not the end of the world, don't cuck yourself and don't go all fucking weird spy master by coating it in fucking uv water then checking after.

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From personal experience.. this is winrar!

Does she use the dildo as well, or just the bottle?

Yeah but it's thick. It looks bigger than the 6.5" around she has now. She likes feeling full

HAHAHAHAHA

ah gotcha yeah that thing is way fat.

Instead of being a pathetic insecure faggot, you're so pathetic you don't even care that you're putting a fake dick over your tiny one and think it's awesome because you don't feel anything and don't cum in 5 seconds like you usually do.

I have nightmares about being someone like you.

I wouldn't worry too much, as long as she doesn't cheat on you. Keep tracking her usage of it, if she stops using it, it might be possible she's stopped because she's cheating. In that case, investigate that suspicion further and dump her if she's cheating. Don't tell her about finding the dildo, she'll just think you're a control freak if you act worried about it, which could make your relationship worse.

This

This x10

user, she's clearly embarrassed about you having found it. How would you feel if she saw your porn browser history? You may be concerned about how big her toy is, but how would she feel about you watching facebashers videos?

In conclusion, OP is a gigantic faggot and should choke on his gfs monster dildo.

You realize eventually she'll find someone with the real thing right? Because no woman finds that attractive

If you are worried that it might hurt her, try it for yourself.

Toppest keks

Checked and keked

I get it. People have fetishes and fantasies but... i don't know how to feel about this.

It's almost like cheating.

let her masturbate like a normal person you overbearing insecure twat

This is fucking perfect

Oh my god just kill yourself already you emo little bitch

Just kill yourself impotent faggot cuck.

OP your girl has a pretty high sex drive based on the relatively large clit for a white woman that diesnt work out or take supplements etc. Shes only gonna get more horny as ahe gets older and that clit will grow. You really should let her satisfy her sex drive any way she wants to.

dubs tell the truth