What's the most fucked up thing you ever did /b?

What's the most fucked up thing you ever did /b?

Mine is finger my nan.
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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Got a story?

OK how did you even get into that situation?

just green texting , hold tight

Grandma story -
> be 16 year old me
> nan has dementia
> we go round sometimes after school to check she isn’t dead etc
> one day go round and she is acting v strange
> keeps talking about being too hot, ignore her
> have normal evening, make dinner etc
> end of the evening she is still talking about being too warm
> starts freaking out and taking off all her clothes
> I panic and try and get her to put them back on but she keeps on freaking out
> manage to get her to bed and cover her with duvet
> shes still being weird and throwing duvet off
> find myself looking at her body
> not actually that bad, big titties but massive bush

1/

> find myself getting a hard on
> immediately realize im going to hell
> nan has calmed down a bit now, is basically just lying on the bed naked
> basically get bad idea and figure I can do what I want to her cos she wont remember or tell anyone
> reach hand out and grab her titty and her nipples get hard
> checking her face and she seems quite relaxed, doesn’t say anything
> play with her nipples for a bit and still doesn’t say anything
> sort of figure, in for a penny, in for a pound
> playing with her tits with both hands now, nan is just lying there with a smile on her face

2/

> figure that I’ve come this far so might as well keep going
> slide one of my hands down my pants and start jerking off
> push hand down grandmas chest and towards her pussy
> sort of hover nearby trying to decide whether this is a good idea – sometimes my ma or sister would come over to the place too in the evenings and help put her to sleep
> decide to carry on anywhere
> v hairy between her legs, very dry and I struggled to find the vag
> slowly slide finger in, unzip my jeans with other hand and jerk off with cock out now
> keep checking nans face is okay, she is making a little noise now but it’s just like she humming, kind of like she likes it
> slide finger in a little more and it’s a bit wet inside
> feeling wetness makes me almost instantly cum
> freak out realizing what I have done, clean up and cover nan up then rush home
> think about what an awful human being I am
>end of story

3/

Am i going to hell?

Let's see pics of your nan

I've heard hell isn't actually that bad. They have HBO and a few latte stands. Have a good time there!

Don't have any digital pics of her, she died a few years ago. Was not hot though so don't worry

Being in that situation i would bang her

Can you at least draw a detailed diagram or something? I'm kind of mid fap right now. HABUP.

I can't draw haha.
Just looked like a generic grandma basically, but with big droopy tits.
Brown hair and blue eyes, was probably early 70s when this happened.

"in for a penny, in for a pound" wouldve been far more applicable if you pounded her

I may be wrong, but I thing you're exaggerating.

Wow that's hot. Did you make this up?

Where you from?

Happened quite a few years ago now, I'm from England. Noone ever found out about it

Why didn't you just fuck her? Any pics?

Was super nervous, like I said my mum or sister would come round sometimes as well so they could have walked in at any point. Felt like I was taking a massive risk even having my cock out let alone if I was fucking her

Let me be the lookout while you fuck her. This is too good.

nice pasta

Gold

Posted this on here before.
When I was younger I got busted masturbating in my best friends mom's bed, fully dressed in her lingerie when they were supposed to be on vacation.

Where did you cum?

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Mostly on my hand and on my jeans, a little got on her chest but I cleaned it up. I do remember it being a big load though so it wass pretty messy

killed 4 kitties cuz i stood on them purposely.I was 5 or 6.

>Be me 16 year old
>at party with cunts from school
>get really munted (alcohol, drugs)
>see gf best friend still awake but munted
>finger bash her then fuck her and ciao
>fucked gf later the next day
>still with gf after she found out but only knows i finger bash

Fuckin' lol.