Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Louise Claimed

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Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe user you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers

i hate circlejerks tbh :o

*sip*

I need new friends

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Best girls for crashing

ok

Claiming best girl.

RIP Andre ;_;

never 4get

D'you think he's gonna be able to beat Hawkwood

for crashing?

I love cuties

I love you
not ok

(Louise)
I met only Stocking for now, as the best was first on the list Best CPU Claimed

Still here... if anyone's interested ;)

>you're mean Chara
Gotta bully my girlfriend

ok

why do you call random people cuties -_-

not ok

are you jealous? :o

you know you're my #1 cutie! :)

Ah, I see!

Hmm... I know neither of those two kinds.

Ah, so you want to get to know her now by not getting wasted and then looking for her.
Good luck~

Don't be so rude!

Test

Maybe, depending on how many flasks Hawkwood has.

ok

no -_-

didn't you say i wasn't cute at all a day ago -_-
i'm not being rude -_-

Yeah Ds3 crashed again had to hard reset

Okay okay, sorry ^.^

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How's the reading?
Some things never change

Mako, cause she lives 30 minutes from me.

ayy, maybe when I go visit her you could pop by for a few days if you didn't mind thirdwheeling a bit?

>2 types of stoners
I wouldn't consider myself a stoner but when I smoke it's typically just cause I wanna relax and also reason two

Shh, time for pure.

You know what, though?
If you wanna know
I'll tell you!
You're talking about sexing me~
He seems to be offline now though...?

Dad?
I said Robbie was cute

and you got jealous over that too:

Alright, pure time... got ya!

Think a reboot or something

But its mean

Yeah Ds3 crashed again had to hard reset
-Aya

so why are they the best girls for crashing? :o
-_-

Pretty much stagnant, I swear I'll binge it sometime soon!

I-I would NEVER!

SLANDER!

But only a bit! I'm not THAT mean.

Its some pretty cruel teasing

I am always pure.

Ahh, I gotcha.

Hmm, you wouldn't?
Oh...I-I mean, I was looking forward to some of the stuff you were saying, but okay...
I-I guess if you don't wanna...

You're always pure... but what about Chara?

I just like to analyze people~
And the best way to do so is by being like them so you can test it on yourself too. (Obviously not on life-threatening matters)

Most likely that's what I'm thinking about. Either I'm not looking for intimate relations so, however it goes, I just want to have fun~

True that~

I could, dopesn't sound like a bda idea~
Plus I'd get to see 2 anons at once c:
>Seventhweeling achievement already get baby

I can relate to that, basically why I do it, probably why I prefer doing it by myself and not with others around~

It happens ^^

You think so? I'm holding back... and well... talking with her in private too

s-shhhh, i-it's okay

Analyzing people is nice, really. I like to do it too

Flandre will be sad

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nice hair

Kinky ;)

What about Chara?

Hmm~ Ask her yourself!

Might be kinda nice, yeah!!

>by yourself
Aw, but the second reason is nice. I've had some really good heart to hearts after smoking, to be honest.

Is it okay, though? My girlfriend doesn't even seem attracted to me!


>that image when it's not even in relation to something Hanako said

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So is it still pure time?

Always

don't give me that look.

Probably one of the best things I've learned to do last year.

Don't get me wrong, that was meant just for her case~

Will look forward to it then~

I didn't say that I don't like smoking it with others around, I just prefer to do it alone when I just want to relax. I do love getting myself into endless speeches and conversations~

Not for me

plebs, get on my level

Y-yeah... I'm not attracted to you. I deify you.

That's not simple attraction!

LEWD

I really enjoy analyzing people... or getting to know them.

>Just for her case
Elaborate. I don't get it

カラミチーマス

I don't think I'm mentally prepared.

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hm?

Uzume said I can!
Ooo~
It's an awful long way down though... might take me a while to get there ;P

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~

>>Louise Claimed

GET THE FUCK OUT

LOUISE IS MINE

She's a bitch

>that pic
wew

I could see that. I really wish there were people I could smoke with, to be honest, just to talk freely with.
I mean, that's not to say I can't talk freely when I'm sober, not at all, but I feel like people are more receptive.

W-Why are you so sweet! I was just trying to bully you and embarrass you!

That's totally preparation, just like user said..last night? The night before?

But it is forbidden!

EXCUSE YOU I ALREADY CLAIMED HER
>

absolute trash but i just love cancer

I'm an awful person...

You can't claim you claimed someone's waifu just because you made the OP, now deal with it, she's my waifu

You're a bitch

I'll show you "forbidden"

go on :o

N-not that kind of kinky!

J-just having some nice heart to heart with her

>no trips
Stealing failed, you need to git out or git gud

>Bullying the bulli master
Try again sweetheart

I don't think so. What happened?

But she was here before you

Claim

You're alright

Totori get

Cook the spaghetti first, so you can offer lunch
Same

you are mom is my waifu

Why?

Fuck off, you don't even care enough about her to name your pictures.
I've been claiming her since forever, you can't just come in and take her.

Please don't!

M-Maybe I will! Yeah!
Next time I see you on the thread!

tends to blow things up with alchemy
but DFC is worth it

I-I'm skipping scho today because theres a shitty assembly that I dont want to go to..

I cant fap its 6am
Are you sure its not more uh lewd

Hi other chara.

I'm not coming here to take anything, since that would imply I lost her.

She's been with me forever, deal with it

One of my worst life experiences was at an assembly good on you

>LEWD
It's my pleasure~

Both things walks together, only difference is that one, is more..elaborated than the other.

I know how Flan feels and all, I don't want to make him sad either; Still, I will not deny anyone's feelings whatever happens.

Uhuhu~

>Ehehe~

That's a nice way to see it, and it's correct too!
>Guess I should start concealment lessons for weed...

Saying no only makes it hotter~
Go away! You've lost her

I don't think the person likes spaghetti, but at least they'll think I'm nice enough to offer some.

Unless they're paranoid and think I drug food

It's okay, I skipped once or twice in high school too

Once, cause my mother found out and gave me an earful...

It's okay to skip!

So?

Please, I'm sure i've loved her for longer than you.
>Disrespecting her enough to post her in such a skimpy state of dress
How can you even lie and say you love her?! You should cherish her and respect her!

It's not very hard to conceal.

B-But muh chara!

So people might catch me

Good luck then~ You can't bulli me though

eh, sounds boring. But skipping school doesn't make you a bad person Hama.

Absolutely certain!

Oh hello there~ Were you the Chara who send vocaroos?

Mado is a nice choice

Hmm... I see~

I see. I hope it works out for you two

QoTT: Would your waifu snip the snoot?

Yes, im voice clyp chara.

Can I put my mouth on that tummy?

I always have a lingering feeling that someone will decide to shoot up the school during one.

I asked my mom so she wouldn't worry then called the school and said I was sick.

I was joking, of course I know that.

They have good taste then. Spaghetti is shit tier

I'm sure me and chara can share you... I'll try not to be too bashful~

That wouldn't be any good, then
unless you were into that

I believe in myself!

Maybe i should just say some lewd things here instead of Dischord
Well, that's good, then! It'll be okay!

No! I am hers and hers alone!!

I'll call you Mado now though because of Mado

She a cute

Yes

alrighty then

>share my girlfriend
Oh no I won't

N-NO! People don't like it

Spaghetti is really yum, why would you say such a thing.

Less confusing that way i suppose.

>It will probably be less hard for me than others
A-Anyway...Yeah it's easy in the end..

Didn't I tell you all those things about Stocking already...

H-Huh~?

If only I dropped rice noodles, I can make something better.

And makes you feel better if you eat it.

..not sick anymore I assume?

>People don't like it

Excuse meee~

>Uzume

Oh, people don't like anything related to people on the thread dating.

And why's that?

>Live in California
>Legally allowed to have it
>just keep it in my back seat in an old backpack

You ever had spaghetti with octopus? Spaghetti is good stuff
OH how rude! I'll find someone else then >-

Well thats boring
Paranoid
Nobody I would want here to catch me.