How is it even possible to fuck up the story of King Arthur this badly? Holy fuck

How is it even possible to fuck up the story of King Arthur this badly? Holy fuck.

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King Arthur? I'm Round Table

IS that Son of Anarchy ?

yeah why aren't they speaking perfect 6th century brittonic wtf

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BAN?

bruh

The whole audio design of that trailer was pretty abysmal.

It looks fantastic senpai

>He's not hype for CIA : Legend of the Hired Gun

Will this be the most meme movie after TDKR?

How does this keep happening?

Hopefully. I think this one shows great potential.

Jaysus Chyrist Jackieboi

We wuz...

I haven't seen Lock Stock, but from clips I've seen of it, this looks exactly like it when it comes to things like editing and tone.

Kaaaangzzzzzz

they could make then all black OR female

that's the only kind of movie Guy Ritche can make

Angry violent blockhead chav shit

Lock Stock was a lot more simple, this looks more like Sherlock Holmes. And costume design sucks ass. Still wathcable, I think.

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You've not seen Revolver or Swept Away?

What the actual fuck is this about?

>Guy Ritchie
atleast it's gonna be fun

>mfw CIA appears in the trailer

>tfw you want to see this more then all those capeshit movies

A shitty King Arthur reimagibootmake, probably.

Memes'n'money friend. After Guy Ritchie sniffed a mile of cocaine from Holmes success his movies are never gonna be the same.

I don't think you know what a chav is

>all those names
>guy richie
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Perhaps he's wondering why someone would loose an arrow, before pulling back the bowstring

I fucking bet they will call the sword in the stone "excalibur" instead of "Caliburn" REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brethren! Send forth a message to the house of Brown, tell the them to ready thyselves in combat on the morrow with the house of Yellow. Squire, arrange a meet in the marsh beyond the hollow with house of Black before dusk.

Does CIA just have that one single look he can do or something

He does it in GoT as well

Fuck me this looks bad, nothing about that jacket says medieval, what is that nigger doing in it, how do you want me to take that fgt Jude Law seriously as a villain, goddammit can we just have a director that saw Excalibur and sticks to the basics for a goddamn King Arthur movie.

Uh...you don't get to bring Knights

ADD kids won't find that interesting

>sword in the stone "excalibur" instead of "Caliburn"

The sword in the stone is just the sword in the stone. Excalibur is a different sword given to King Arthur by the lady of the lake.

that's why they call him in
they want him for his look and pose

I've started doing this pose

It makes me feel in charge

The moment Roose said "Hold up, hold up" I started laughing. Fuck you guys and your memes.

>tfw Japan make make an eroge with a female King Arthur and still have his legend be more faithful than any Wastern adaptation

>CIA
>Explosion
>Black Knight
>Roose
>13th century England

Can someone explain why everyone in the planet is trying to establish that Negros were in post William the Conquerer England? Why? What is so hard to accept that black people came to England in the 1960s?

>that motion tracking
>that back and forth scene editing at the beginning of the trailer

it's a Ritchie kino all right

My round table lists me, King Arthur, Lancelot but only one of you!

First one to bend the knee gets to stay in my castle

I like the Sam Neill Merlin mini series version of excalibur the most

Fucking hell guys

>Guy Ritche
Did you need to know more?

It's Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Swords

Was pulling the sword from the stone part of your plan?

So no Lancelot, right?
So Bedivere is probably the one cucking him then.
And they have cast a black man for that role

That movie is going to go over well with Sup Forums.

Assuming cuck and Blacked are still as big in 2017 as they are now.

No one cared who he was until he pulled the sword from the stone.

No one cared who I was till I pulled out the sword.

>So no Lancelot, right?
Why do you assume that?

Just wait. Soon enough we'll get a Henry VIII biopic starring Idris Elba.

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There's so many interpretations of his story that it really doesn't matter. I'm excited for this movie because it isn't capeshit for a change. I like swords and bows, thank you very much.

Afrocentrists have got it into some British schools curriculum that blacks were in Britain before the whites

>doesn't have the one from the videogame

Trailer is literal dogshit, I can already sense this is gonna be a flick of the highest caliber. I hope for some memes at least, though.

Wizard Merlin refused our offer in favor of yours.

>CIA I'm CIA

if they aren't added, niggers and sjw will bitch and moan that the movie lacks black people

It looks better than the actual story of king arthur so who gives a shit?

TELL ME ABOUT LANCELOT

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CHAINMAIL

Get used to it, whitey. We wuz queenz n shieet.

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Because there is no sign of him.

Who do you think Lancelot would be?

RAISED ON THE STREETS

It's just a trailer.

can you fucking stop bane posting who is the real actor suppose to be.

>Assuming cuck and Blacked are still as big in 2017 as they are now.
nigga did you even read the thread?

That's what i said. Many people think excalibur is the sword in the stone

I'm Camelot's reckoning.

JAYSUS CHRIST ARTHURBOI
WE GOTTA REACH OUT TO BLACK TO HELP GET KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND OUT OF SWORDS

King Arthur but with more gritty, with attitude and a top geezer as Arthur.

Also head tracking shots, got to have those shit head tracking shots.

That looks fun as shit. I'd like a proper Arthurian epic too but Excalibur already exists.

I think it loosk good desu

>The Rooseman
>CIA
>whacky take on a classic legend

cud b gud desu

I expect a lot of baneposting of this movie

A lotta alloyed tee's for a hired army.

>Aiden Gillen keeps getting roles
I'm sorry but he's a fucking awful actor

And Excalibur?

I guess that'sh off the round table ash well then?

I honestly can't think of any other explanation but meme magic.

Already done and making millions

AND AVALON, I SSH'POOSE
THAT'S OFF THE ROUND TABLE ASH WELL

I swear I thought it was fucking tom hardy from the thumbnail

I feel sorry for this guy, he is playing the same role for years

What kind of kino is this?

>Oh who is he playing
>I don't remember who is Goosefat Bill Wilson from Arturian legend?
>this is the first result.

Oh you guys.

It's the biggest since the dark ages.

Looks like shit but
>Guy Ritchie directing
>mostly British cast
I'm in.

For you

So many styles I can't tell which come before and after.

If I take off that visor, will you die?

And just the subtlety....

This was supposed to be female artur too.
With Scarlet Witch as arturia and Idris elba as merlin.

>he's a fucking awful actor
Hi, Reddit!

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>King Arthur is Lord of the Rings meets Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
>'We’ve created this sort of street version of him,' the actor says

It's the eyes of a caged animal, a fucking killer.

>Arthurian legend still has relevance today because it deals heavily with the issues of good leadership, loyalty, honor, mastering bodily urges, everyone rich or poor being held to the law and how a nation divided will inevitably fall into chaos
>Make King Arthur a street nigger who fights CG monsters from Warcraft

Who imagine that movie? Just cuck my legend up senpai

They're trying to make white people okay with becoming minorities in their own countries, just as they're stealing white history and culture.

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED KING

that stance..............