If someone gave you £100 and you had to invest it in something that would make you more money. How would you do this?

If someone gave you £100 and you had to invest it in something that would make you more money. How would you do this?

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>check em

Id put it in a savings account

lol. I think I made 3 dollars off of the 3000 I had in my savings account over a year.

Which is less than inflation.

Buy a nice pair of knee pads

This.

That is a terrible idea. Though technically it is an option i suppose...

I'm thinking more entrepeneurial.

How about binary options trading or app development?

Truth. I've had 5k sitting in the bank for a few years and it hasn't made shit.

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Because savings accounts aren't aggressive enough.

100 will get you piss OP, the only way 100 will become anything is gambling which is the most aggressive form of personal investment possible.

start flipping drugs

tools

I already do it, every spare money I get (im a studenfag, thus poor) I always invest in tools of my trade that Im studying

100? You'd have to buy something that you can flip for more money guaranteed.
I invested 200 bucks(each) into used wiiUs. I hacked them, installed hundred of games on each and sold them for 400+ each.

This was around Christmas time so I probably got lucky with the profits. I cane out with little over double the money I invested. Good luck finding that something though op.

I would invest in a snow shovel if it was fresh after some snow, maybe some lawn care items and start up a mowing business. Or flip drugs of course. Perhaps even flipping electronics because I can work on those.

Over what time period? I'd buy some gold.

pull the classic hooker rip off:
1. sneak up to them
2. pay them
3. run away
4. ?????
5. profit!

100 condoms

Put it all on Red

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That would be helpful if i was a carpenter/builder

Any time period. Hell if you really want we can change this so you have £100 to invest each month. What would you do with it then?

Pls no more suggestions about saving the money in banks and gold. I want something that will generate a solid passive income.

Not a bad idea. mfw people still dont just use steam instead of buying hacked wiis

no wonder this board is full of poorfags

REMEMBER THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS SON

(also i played the lottery the other day and lost, aint doing that shit again)

Do you honestly think i am here to give good suggestions? Do you think anyone here is going to give good suggestions

REMEMBER NEVER DO WHAT Sup Forums TELLS YOU TO DO SON

AI shit

Cancer shit

Balding shit

One of em is gonna explode soon bruh

Buy drugs.
Sell drugs.

Does any one have any more of this girl

AMD, but only if I can go back to January of 2016.

ive actually seen some decent advice threads on here before

if your not bothered about crime OP why dont you convert your $ to bitcoin and start cashing out cc's on the dark web??

clothing hands down.

Streetwear flips for ridiculous amounts of money. Bought a gucci supreme t-shirt for like $30 and sold it for 200+.

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Dash

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Drugs

kneepads

mandy muse. ywc

is that hard to do? easy to get caught?

explain more. How would you sell it for so much? How did you buy it so cheap in the first place? I've heard selling fake yeezys can bring in dolla
ive kneeled long enough my friend. its time to stand on my own two feet

it can be tricky, ive only ever looked into it, never actually tried although i imagine i will do one day, the first 4 digits of a cc are the bin (bank identification number) you have to match that with your proxy location (use vpn aswell but never tor) and match you computers date and language settings to the proxy then you can buy stuff and mail it to a drop, or you can buy more bitcoin and buy stuff on the deep web, or you can cash out the bitcoin through localbitcoin, buy there is a few ways it can fuck up

Buy a 100 'squid' of heroin, cut it till is has doubled in amount, sell crappy watered down smack to two desperate jung balls for 100 quid each, Thrust repeat

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Most things Supreme comes out with are super hyped. Their retail prices are a tad expensive. T-shirts usually got from 30-50, hoodies from 120-140, and other stuff like 50-100. You just got to know what to buy, anything with the supreme classic box logo sells for about 2x-4x retail.

For example last season the supreme box logo hoodie dropped and was about $140 retail, but resale from $400-700.

Invest in porn studios

what the fuck?!

Who buys second hand clothes for more than they originally cost. are people really this retarded?

getting a drop in the uk is nigh on impossible

kek

give to my friend to buy and sell drugs.

put profits in bank

when the clothes drop on the website they sell out instantly. So its really difficult to get the good items. Most people use bots or autofillers. Its not really second hand, its just limited supply with super high demand

yea im uk too, thats sorta what put me off to start with, dont want vast amounts of deliveries of carded electronics etc turning up at my yard, darent go buying drugs coz you dont know if your buying from the po po or some retard gets caught with an envelope with my addy on it, but the bitcoin/cryptocurrency seems anonymous enough, fuck it, if you want to look into it and set up a tor mail ill chat with you more about it, but wownt be able to check that mail for a few days, [email protected]

Buy TL-lights ASAP. Buy hemp seeds, pregrow them. Sex the plants. Guerrilla grow everywhere. Wait until late september. ???? Profit

index funds, only way to go

THIS
right time of year for it, by sept you'll be looking at a serious wedge, as long as you have a out of the way place to grow

Still worth buying AMD stock, pretty sure you'll make a nice profit after 2 March

Exchange to another currency, who would ever keep pounds as a safe haven?

Buy veloxis stocks

btw sauce? would like to put my peen inside.

interesting........... operating since 1999 only 30 employees, based in denmark, sounds like you have some inside knowledge

Whats happening in march?

Why?

wow people literally are that retarded. This is actually a good idea though man, i'll look into this :)

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Casino. Its £100. 2 days wage on NLW.

good quality hash

steal a motorcycle buy a cheap frame, engine case and an ignition set - probably a little more than £100 depends on what bike but i made 1.2k on an old gsf bandit from a £140 budget

youre a dickhead. Stealing peoples money i can understand as theyll get compensated but possessions are a different matter

STOP FUCKING GAMBLING

you're on the wrong baord for defending morals

its easy just dont work with niggers then dont know a fucking thing best bet is to get a partner you can trust and never ever take a bike straight to your house etc niggers and chavs learnt that the hard way - its all i see in the news dumb ass unemployed skins getting caught

lol babby got his first pay cheque and wants to be a millionaire

>gsf bandit
road bike, it'll be insured kek

Shove it up my ass

Buy a pygmy goat and charge people to touch it and give it some pellets by a thoroughfare.

>youre a dickhead. Stealing peoples money i can understand as theyll get compensated but possessions are a different matter

If anything you don't steal their money because bank fraud would be traceable and unlikely to get compo for stolen cash where as possessions would be insured.

Or alternatively just don't steal anything.

>STOP FUCKING GAMBLING
Its this simple. Spend fucking hours dicking around doing whateveryone is suggesting for less wage than actually going and getting a fucking job or you walk into a casino and stick £100 on a hand of blackjack. If you win you leave if you lose you've wasted 2 minutes and you fuck off and do a days work and get about £70 back right away.

your point is fag?

i buy everything with cash its pretty dumb to taken stolen money to your bank and if i wanted to buy something online id just pay someone and if they snitch they die simple

cc holders never hold any liability if there details have been stolen dickhead, banks must compensate, and when possession are stolen you will be expected to pay an ins excess, thats if they have ins and if your covered by theft, bank fraud is tracable but theres more then one way to empty an account faggot

well when you put it like that it doesnt sound so bad....
also a good idea

So no ones tried binary options trading?

>2017
>not using a high-yield savings account

you don't deserve extra money if you don't know where to put it in the first place

Sorry. I stand corrected. Oh no wait I'm not because I never said credit card fraud had the card holder liable. I said don't steal cash you fucking spastic.

>underrated post

lol

>being this new to stocks & giving stock advice
>convincing yourself AMD has any momentum

go ahead, bud, go all in on AMD.

>high-yield savings account
I'd rather just max out an IRA and 401k which I do instead of putting into savings.

found the jew

You guys really dont want us goys finding out your secrets do you?

no he said money and you said bank fraud, and obviously didnt bother reading the fucking the fucking thread before you graced us with a self rightous faggoty
>Or alternatively just don't steal anything.
seriously man cant you go find a fire to die in

>eating that sweet butthole

>implying this underage faggot has an IRA/401k, much less a job that offers those types of benefits.

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literally just told you the "secret"

Loan it out at 17-25% interest or something like that.

>high-yield savings account
>"the secret"

No. You cannot make a decent passive income from that.

Shhh

GIVE US THE INFORMATION

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Look, faggot, this started with faggots complaining that their savings account weren't accruing a favorable interest, so I mocked them for having a low-interest savings and then some newfag came along, called me a jew, asked about some secret profits that only jews have access to (something I can neither attest to, nor deny) and here you come with some out of context nonsense, even so much as quoting my mocking quote and implying that I was stating it was a "decent passive income". Typical out-of-context bullshit from someone who didn't preview the thread.

Bottom line, don't touch your savings once you establish it.

>kys fag

yea go on dude, whatd know??

Buy some decent clothes and print a resume

I already did you dickhead. If its difficult to work out what Ive said with 3 simple words then you are too retarded to type, so please tell you're wrangler to edit what you tell him to write so as not to make your retardation obvious even anonymously

>some secret profits that only jews have access to (something I can neither attest to, nor deny)

typical jewish tricks. you want us goys to set up shitty savings accounts rather than actually putting them to good use

fuck off jidf!

stock

yeah but why that company? you bastard, there are plenty of other companies going up on the stock market

I know how to get rich. I shared with my Sup Forumsros. Take it or leave it. I know what I said. Simple

not that guy but it is a Pharmaceuticals investment, id just like to know if somthing specials about to be announced, can you tell us, cant you tell us?????????????????????????????????

A hundred quid is just about sufficient to set up to grow shrooms and sell them on dark net markets

Oh for fuck sake. You want me to just give you the money myself to save yourself doing anything at all on your own. Its very simple. Do as I say or don't do as I say. Now fuck off I'm busy trying to fit this big black dildo up my ass and you're distracting

>typical jewish tricks

ive been in this thread since the first few posts and my sides just blew the roof off

>Cancer shit
>Balding shit
>One of em is gonna explode soon bruh

Thats what I thought 20 years ago..

if i had the money to invest, id have a flutter, thanks all the same user :)

Laughing at you. Veloxis doesn't even exist in momentum markets. Dump your life savings into a foreign penny stock with no forward mobility and nothing in the chart to support any type of breakout.

Let me know when you do and I'll be happy to short every purchase you make and take that fucking stock to the ground.

I think there are regulations against that type of thing. Highly illegal Ive been told very recently so I know there wont be any details about things like that. I do know that Im very excited about my future, very very excited about my wonderful happy and RICH life I have her in denmark

if youd ever dump life savings into a penny stock you dont deserve the money to play with