You're fucking this girl, she gets up and says 'You're too fucking small, haha. Get out of my apartment loser'

You're fucking this girl, she gets up and says 'You're too fucking small, haha. Get out of my apartment loser'.

What do you do?

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Shit on her floor and leave.

jokes on you i never leave my house, what a loon

Look her in the eye and say yeah I've got a small organ but to be fair it's never played in a cathedral before

Break her arms then rape her, duh.

Remove the condom and i would keep fucking her like a mad dog. Somebody would call it rape. I call it righteous breeding.

I've had two girls say they wouldn't fuck me becuase my dick was too small.

One was kind enough to not to actually say it but her eyes said enough. She just said she wasn't feeling super up to it (we had been drinking). I played it cool and acted like I didn't know what was up. She gave me a pity blow j and she went back to her hotel room.

The other saw it on the verge of a mff threesome. She got up right when she saw it and locked herself in the bathroom, so me and the other girl just fucked each other.

The next day we were out for drinks with other friends and she said she was so drunk but she did remember I had a small cock and make this yuck face.

I just stopped talking to her.

Pic related. My lil guy.

She would never say that to me though. I have a large penis.

There has to be more small penis stories on Sup Forums

You managed to get a dyke to blow you and take pictures that's pretty insane.

Tell her its not small, shes loose. Leave. carry on with my life like nothing happened and never think of her again apart from during moments in the shower when i remember what a dick she was

That is pretty freaking tiny bro -but at least that lesbian is sucking your balls!

Looks fine to me, though it looks similer to my dick. How big is it?

Knock her out, tie her to the bed, and set the house on fire.

micropenis rage

I say it's just that you've a very loose vagina, I'm outta here

Dykier bitches like my dick lol. Maybe it makes me less masculine to them and therefore less threatening?

Oh pic related. That dyke.

My length is pretty average at 7.125" but my girth is just a hair shy of 5", fucking needle dick territory. Just looks small as fuck.

I want to get a penuma implant but they run $13k.

7x5(really like 4 7/8)

You are me

Look right in the eyes and say I'm not done yet. Fuck that loose vag till I nut. Then leave. If she complains she gets a slap.

Uhh your cock is kinda nice...

4" long but how girthy? That's where I fail.

Stick it in her ass and see if her attitude adjusts.

would never fuck such ugly bitch

>tfw 6.5" length and 5.5" girth at the widest and always get astounded responses
I dunno what to tell you, man. Unless you're measuring in CM, in which case good fucking luck.

If they thought this penis was too small to fuck they weren't worth your time anyways. Looks slightly above the average to me. They are just ladies that think they are way more important then they are.

You're like 3/4" thicker than me. Shit matters more. My average length and shit girth make it look like a baby dick.

Why put just an L on her forehead when she could fit the whole damn alphabet on there

Bro. Yes it does. You can't hit the a spot but that thickness and length is built for smashing the g spot.

All i do is poke cervix

The women I want to fuck apparently like big dicks. It's a viscous cycle

>Quicky jump from rape to murder.

how to properly measure your dick?

If that's what's considered small. I might as well turn trap.

With a ruler along the top very gentle gently pressing it against your pubic bone.

Girth with a string around the middle of your shaft. Measure the sting against the ruler.

slap her and dig that face in the pillow, that bitch will get what she's asking for

to be honest, size isn't a matter, ever. But I'm a XL size, so I don't know it personally. Still, I believe size is non important, ask anyone in a healthy relationship and find out

Maybe stop chasing coal burning whores around

Probably the most autistic thing i've read on b in the past 8 years

Size is important, if it weren't it wouldn't even be a discussion.

All other things being equal in a man, 95% of women take the bigger dick. It's been studied and proven ad nauseam

Nah, unless you provide me with evidence, that shit isn't a thing. There are things that matter way more, personally I believe finger dexterity, communication and a intimacy, and an actual physical attraction is WAY more important for her. Females get aroused by psychology, and penetration isn't even a good way to stimulate her. Use a vibrator, good hand technique/oral, and good communication/dirty talking/patience and learning what she likes, and she's all yours, seriously

my 2 cents

Technically, women are aroused by emotional stimuli more than visual (which men are more aroused by). Physically, there's some amount of difference, yes.
I do know that on average, all things being equal, women choose the taller man up to somewhere a bit over 6'.

Who's talking about relationships and shit dude? Women prefer bigger dicks. Women have walked out on my 7" cock for being to skinny.

I'm not provided sources to shit that's been understood forever. Google it.

I'm 6'1" 193 lbs, college athlete, former US NAVY SWCC, and I have been looked at in the eye and told I had a small dick.

Congratulations. Pray tell, how is any of that under the category of "emotional stimuli"?

Alpha males don't give a flying fuck if the woman is satisfied. Alpha lions have 3" cock and dumps its load after the pumps, but every lion bitch in the pride is after that sexy Mufassa with cool hair

you are just deluded by your limitations, I know what I'm talking, I've studied specifically medicine and psychology, and as I said, give me enough evidence and I'll accept your opinion, but I've done the research myself. You make the claim, you prove it

Don't delude yourself, seriously, your dick is good enough, the problem isn't there

rape her

You're talking about relationships. I'm talking about fucking. Women want to fuck too. And the want to fuck dicks that fill them up.

The problem isn't there? If a women looks at my dick and laughs or walks away, what other problem is it outside of a small dick?

Nothing wrong being a bad ass Lone Wolf like Uncle Scar either, chillin with his hyena homies. Probably gets to fuck hot hyena bitches whenever he wants. Doesn't have to deal with gold diggers like Simba's whore wife Puma

Nope. Even for porn, it's the emotional/psychological shit that generally is more arousing. This has been studied in depth. Try again.

Weird how every reputable study says women prefer a big dick. Most studies range from 6-7" being the preferred
Girth and 7+ in length.

Again. Emotions can't hit the anterior fornix.

It sounds like that's what arouses you. You're the one studying it at depth. Faggot lol.

Tell her men were not built to fuck horses. Then kick her teeth in.

>Women have walked out on my 7" cock for being to skinny.

if you got a 3'' thick cock maybe, I don't get why your length would matter in this, 7'' is pretty good

>Most studies range from 6-7" being the preferred Girth and 7+ in length.

This is literally false

Tell the cops she raped me

It doesn't matter. It's 5" around is the problem. My dick, by volume, is still tiny.

That's not even remotely small, I've seen small, and yours seems quite nice. Those 2 are just dumb, loose skanks.

that either hasn't happened yet and it's just your fear/anxiety, or either you had some bad luck with a rare, abusing woman, 9/10 woman aren't like that

it's just your limitation, go for a psychologist, in a month or so that limitation will be gone

Fucking shut the fuck up. Here, this sight will explain all you need to know.

Bye bye DR huge cock

cdn1b.static.pornhub.phncdn.com/insights-static//wp-content/uploads/2016/03/pornhub-insights-women-categories-united-states-relative.jpg
Ok. Do tell me more about how that's inaccurate data.

Would never happen, though if it did, I'd assume she says it as a joke.
So I'd smack her across the face, throw her on the ground and abuse the shit out of her, cum on her face, smack her again and say: "You might think I'm small, but you're still a woman. Nothing of value. I can do whatever I want to do with you. Fucking whore."

"Isn't that kind of you and Dad's fault?"

I love playing spot the edgelord.

okay but you still owe me for the full hour.

POornhub? That's your scholar scientific peer reviewed study to support your faggot theory??

Fuck her asshole.

In 29 years old. Been all over the world man spent 6 years overseas. Fucked, I dozens and dozens of different women.

I have had my fair share of really good sex. I've made a lot of the women I've been with orgasm by penetration. I've also had my fair share of the blank looks the expressionless sex, and yes, I've been walked away from for having a small dick. 2 times. I know it's small. I know most women I've been with wish it were bigger.

It's just the facts man like wtf is wrong with Sup Forums. Y'all used to get this shit.

porn isn't a representative to actual prefferences

now tell me YOU want ALL you see in porn
that is insane, porn is just fiction, anyone who fucked a girl will tell you that

This is OP and I meant small in height.

1 person isn't a representative view of the population

in fact, you are far of the common man

your argument is still invalid

>actual data from the porn viewing habits of women
...how much more "the source" are you going to get? "Have a big dick" is not the be all end all.

my wife told a story that sounds very familiar to your first story.

if you're the guy I feel for you. she was telling people for years about your dick.
she fucking loves my cock if it makes you feel better. plays with while we're lying on bed watching TV just because she can.

You're sourcing me with pornhub. Are you a fucking retard.

Are you trolling? or just stupid? Scientists don't make pictures like that. That's to trick closeted gay guys on facebook. Mr Acurate

Yeah, I mean no one is going to win everybody over. It's life, we're not meant to be perfect.

Girls don't watch pornhub, that's what transgender and faggots like you are watching.

>implying people spank it to something they're not aroused by
If it was literally just "have a big dick" like that guy says, then would that search not be more prevalent, as that's what they associate with pleasure?

Soon as I leave, start making "the plan".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alkaline_hydrolysis_(death_custom)

Now, where to get a barrel...

>lol
More of her please?

but that isn't pleasure, it's what THEY THINK it's pleasure
woman fantasize about rape all the time, but they don't want to be raped, there's a difference betweeen reality and fantasy

and no, big dkcis aren't pleasure, because they hurt

Pics or it didn't happen

Everyone needs to see what level of stupid we're dealing with here. Thinks a picture on Pornhub is a factual source to support his claim.

>implying you need scientists to determine behaviors
That is just a representation of pure data. You draw your own conclusions from the data.

I don't fuck chicks with 5-heads

It's like these morons can't reconcile with the fact that what women find arousing mentally and emotionally don't correlate to what makes them feel good in practice.

Huge disconnect. It's sad. A big dick is objectively better. Period.

Something like a quarter of women in studies have admitted that they have left men specifically due to their small size.

Yes, because "I have a big dick and know this for a fact" is super legit evidence, too.
>bitching about the only person to post anything other than a claim
I'm sure you have your sources, but I'd rather not have to pull them out of your ass. It'd be difficult to get my hand past your head.

That's literally average, not small

dunno leave the apartment i guess and probably never see her again??

why what happened OP do you want to talk about it ?

Average is like 5.5"

I'm really like 4.9"

That coupled with over 7" in length gives it an unappealing dimension. It's a pencil dick man.

I go super potato and destroy the entire block!

Girls... Pornhub chose one.
They're called gay dude's you moron. Most chicks don't go on pornhub

bro, this dick is nice, i have a friend with a 4in dick at most, he cant even pull of his foreskin back. His gf told me that she had to leave him because she was not happy knowing he had never pulled all his foreskin back since it was painful for him to do it and she imagined he hadprob never cleaned himself right. She never blew him and always wore a condom

So, pray tell, why do they find that arousing compared to what men find arousing? I'm sure it's not, oh say, the emotions associated with it. Heavens forbid I said anything right.

You are arguing your own personal opinion about big digs. Projecting some pretty revealing stuff about yourselfve. The topic is something that's impossible to prove or disprove, no real "studies" have been done. Saying "oh there's tons of studies" is the same as just making a bullshit claim, actually worse because the person thinks they sound smart.

alright, that's it, op is just an idiot

here, have the fucking claim:

jsm.jsexmed.org/article/S1743-6095(15)30184-3/abstract
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23006745

now tell me that isn't fucking evidence, as you see in those two articles, in two scientific medical journals, orgasm and penis size isn't important (the exception is the vaginal orgasm, just one of the five orgasm a woman can have)

get out, start lifting, fuck her best friend.

my 2 cents

If your cock is so big why the fuck do you care so much about this?

Here's my dick compared to this websites female membership based preference (this is out of some 807 women mind you)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect_circumference

"the average penis circumference when erect was 4.8 inches "

inb4 "that's counting asian people"

no

penissizes.org/average-penis-size-ethnicity-race-and-country

>vaginal orgasm

The only fucking one that matters.