Continued from second thread.
Dubs = Minor event
Trips = Major event
Since there are now 2 tribes, state the tribe colour (red-blue) for the roll or just roll for a neutral event
Example: Red tribe member kills 1 blue member
The two tribes are now at war with eachother
They use the last of the corn as a dildo
-1 food
Since there are now 2 tribes the resource is split
+1 pop, +5 food, +5 water, +4 fuel to each tribe
Everyone has AIDS
Red tribe attacks the ship, the radio transmitter is now broken
I'll be sure to watch for thread end this time.
Woops.
Blue team start building a fishing spot.
What exactly am I looking at here user?
You got all of them aids. You're not a faggot. Rolling for every dubs +1 fuel every wasted dubs +2 and trips +3
Red team elects Donald Trump as their leader.
blue tribe can now fly and drop shit
Everyone kills themselves from the fact that they will never see home again.
A huge fish creature smashes through the ice when a Blue crew was haphazardly walking on it.
-1 population.
Red team begins construction for necessities. Blue team finds good tree to hit head against
blue team discover the cure for aids
Red team start creating medicine from flowers.
They accidentally find a cure for AIDS.
Radioactivity on the planet gives red team super powers, blue team shiny helmets.
Blue kills 2 red so blue gains 2+ foods. Red gains knolage of how to make fleshflights. They merge into blue due to sharing this.
red team start dismantling some of the ship and use the materials to create a forge.
They gain +2 food.
They ponder smelting rocks, but have not found a cave.
Aw yeah.
I always praised you kek, why you do this to me.
All of blue team goes for a swim naked, leaving all provisions unprotected. Red team takes half
Blues are enraged by the loss of their resources.
They start creating ice swords.
AW SHIT SON.
They fact actually discuss Sup Forums memes in a offline conversation which is absolutely cringy and pathetic. So they consider suicide. -2 red pop
Blue are annoyed.
They start cutting out balls of ice from the ice lake to launch at the red team.
Red and blue decides to split into smaller factions. Green and Nigger
A giant fish like water creature smashes through the ice lake and eats one of the blue members
-1 pop
Blue team goes swimming inside the hole in the ice that the fish made
Red tribe then steals some of their supplies
-2 food, water, fuel (Blue)
+2 food, water, fuel (Red)
Aids takes the best singer of astronauts. If even dubs it's blue if not its red
Lucky 7s motherfuckers.
The red team bet 2 of their food, water and fuel on the lottery in hopes of doubling it.
Red team procreates, triples population.
They should split up in 2 more factions. Nigger and Jew
Blue astronauts falls in love with red astronaut. They meet in shadows, making love and hoping the leaders won't find out.
Blue team, jealous of the reds win in the lottery, do the same.
They bet 1 of each resource in hopes of doubling it.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We +4 on food, water and fuel.
The lottery was actually a scam set by the other team with no reward available
Red builds shelter by radio tower.
Red team proceeds to build comfortable cushion chairs with heaters to watch blue team die
It's actually a ploy by the new faction forming from the red and the blues call the purples.
WINRAR
ROLLING TO TO SELL TO LOCALS AGAIN
Dats a -1 for Blues. They have no luck at all.
Blues try to find fish in the now opened ice ocean.
A Starbucks opens up by the red population.
Shit s getting real. Roll for
So we don't waste any dubs faggot
The newly formed purples are founded on a cult that worship the fish creatures of the ice water
Chief's daughter is now as loose as am old sock.
+1 food
THE TWO TRIBES MAKES A FUCK-FEST AND THEY ALL HAVE CHILDREN, FUCK IT YES
Whole foods opens up by reds
Red team are feeling very lucky.
They try distracting the blue team in to following them.
They try to fish in the hole in the ice ocean.
red team finds a seed that can grow on ice
The blue and red have an all out war and only 1 blue and 1 red survives
Red starts making weapons.
BLUE team find a seed that can grow on ice.
Red and blue join up. But red is going to kill them at night time.
Secrets of weed farming unlocked. Unfortunately they only know to get high with their assholes.
Aids starts to work. Both tribes lose population
hyper kek. Good by more babbies.
Blue team find fish in the open hole.
They find [first digit of Seconds] food!
Kek
Also rolling for the purples cult ideals
Blue tribe bakes cookies with LSD and gives them to the red tribe as a peace treaty. Blue strikes when red is rollin
Red find a Snapple factory, using the the trivia to overcome blue in many ways. Skyscrapers start being built.
They all have sex for the 3rd time
Purple decides to invest time in making wepons and prepares to kill their former memebers of red and blue.
Every male has a compulsion to rape every women. A peaceful nation is established built on fucking hoors
The blue team find topkek in the ice ocean.
+ first Second digit in Food.
Red tribe procreates, they will need more shelter, food and water to sustain a population is high.
+14 population
Odd dubs, they lose the bet
-2 food,water, fuel
They climb on top of the hill just to find out, that they are in fact in Canada
Blue team waits patiently for their lives to end
AW SHIT.
This lottery is rigged! Rigged i tells ya!
They try again!
But this time they bet 5 members for +2 food, water and fuel.
Blue tribe ties red tribe shoe laces together causing random slips and falls.
