What are some other all-time classics that need to be re-made with a female cast?

What are some other all-time classics that need to be re-made with a female cast?

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obviously

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>whats go you spooked sally?
>you aint afraid of no man
>you been a strong independent woman for years
>whatever's got you spooked can't possibly be worse than your breakup with josh
>theres something out there
>and it ain't josh

>Bunch of slackjawed shitlords around here

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isn't that already in the making?

Brokeback Mountain

what about an all-female marines squad in aliens but with a male ripley?

>The Blues sisters

We need more than just female recasts, other minorities need to be represented.

May I suggest, the gAy-Team.

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I think this is actually something both men and women could enjoy.

Who should they cast? I've always wanted to see Van Helsing Kate Beckinsale go full lez with Tomb Raider Angelina Jolie, but that will never happen.

God in heaven, no. I can actually see this happening

Alien

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Star wars ALL female.

Planet of the Apes... Oh yhe.

well you got a laugh from me friendo

Who is the male equivalent of Julia Roberts?

Eric Roberts

don't even joke about that shit

The Deer Hunter, with Meryl Streep's character played by Dwayne Johnson. Robert Dinero and Christopher Walken's characters played by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. It will be awful I can't wait.

bad girls 1 and 2

magic mike and the full monty.

Bond, Jane Bond

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Lolita

Roll dubs for MC.

Deliverance

Seinfeld. Elaine is still a woman, but she is trans and black.

>remake the ultimate "fuck central casting" movie with females

Damn, you almost trolled me with that one

Scum, obviously.

Chris Hemsworth duh

>Lain, you're menstruating
>I ain't got time to bleed

I could've sworn I heard that he was going to do anything he could to stop this from getting a reboot

something like the Goonies

12 Angry Men

I could just imagine this.
>The nerds are feminists who are shamed by the evil man babies
>The man babies have comic, anime and gaming clubs on campus and don't accept girl nerds
>They get two of the man babies to sleep with each as a substitute for the nerd sleeping with the cheerleader
>none of them are actually virgins and live active sex lives with multi-ethnic men and transfolk

good one

You heard right.
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12 Angry Men
Stagecoach
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The 400 Blows

I wont be happg till i get my lethal weapon remake starring two black trans women. Of course it will make hundreds of millions.

only one itt i really think it's gonna be done

Get Smart

I want to be hella Yuri for 99

>not named The Soul Sisters

>I'd actually watch this

I have no issues with all femme casts. Just leave out the oh-so fucking obvious "lol, fuck all men" shit.

>Jerry has sex with Forest
>Jerry goes to jail for rape

Renamed to " Band of Mothers"

All of them.

>tour de force of retarded liberals making southern jokes
>all for a lesbian off camera rape scene

>waste of time and money
>just like feminism

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Brokeback Mt.

>being satisfied with trans women
They need to be men go to women go back to men, have no gender for several years, then ultimately go back to being women

Fucking HELL, you idiot. Don't even say that out loud. That would be worse than Idris Hiddlefucker.

He's probably too busy anyway.

>Have clever idea.
>Someone else had it first.
Feels bad, man.

Underrated post.

>"AWW HELL NAH BITCH YOU DID NAHT JUST CRASH INTO ME"

Who would play the captain?

Catherine Janeway

Black Caesar 1973

>telegraph.co.uk/film/back-to-the-future/remake-sequel-robert-zemeckis/
Thank fucking god.

If you can get Curtis Armstrong to do a cameo, I'm all in.

Jaws, the mayor can be a man still though