Greetings Sup Forums, I am Arthur, King of the Britons...

Greetings Sup Forums, I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?

Praise the Sun you honorless ganking scab.

Ah sir will we be fighting large cocks in our journey?

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King of the who?

Stay away from my castle you english types. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries

I'll play this trap card.

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None shall pass

Fuuck you Chuck that's to early

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I did not vote for you

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It's people like you what cause unrest.

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Yes but first I need to suck a creamy, warm log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole. brb

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Are you seriously suggesting that coconuts migrate?

right then
stop this sillyness

I am not the Messiah, now FUCK OFF!!!

None shall pass!

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