Why do guys love horses?

Why do guys love horses?

Would you date a horse?

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You dont date them, you fuck them

lol date xD what will you talk about

>talk
>horse
carrots faggot

Because they smell great, they are muscular and have a great appearance, their cocks and pussies look better than the human counterparts. I could go on for days.

I've taken a few horses on dates. Biggest problem is they don't know how to act in a restaurant, always making a scene. Always ended up embarrassed so I've stopped taking them out. If anything now I'll just meet one on craigslist and fuck em in my truck.

I'm weirdly intrigued. Do you jack off to this? All animals or just certain ones?

They're more receptive than females, and if they like you will actually push against you while you're inside them trying to make you orgasm.

I think humans do that too.

>>would u date a horse

Only if it had a feminine horse cock

What the fuck is a feminine horse cock and how would it differentiate from a masculine one?

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yes

like a cute little stallion cocklet

Just look at that figure, the lines and curves... hhnnnggggg!

Anyone have the pic of the chick milking the stallion while some cuck stands behind her with half a tent in his pants?

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Dem curves again. Who could resist not having a poke? Seriously...

uh i doubt that, I'm pretty sure they don't feel much

wut

It's AN horse. Not "a horse" you uneducated hillbilly.

They may not feel much, but they will push against you, and clamp down on their muscles, making for a very tight, wet and hot hole. Nothing better.

I feel ya, man

they enjoy sex with a human more probably

This may shock you, but human women have been known, at times, to push back too during sex. I couldn't believe it either.

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BOOOORING!

you gotta be kidding me, you mean the mares are willing to tighten their muscles during fucking? you got any sources upon this?

yes.
take it from me i know from experience.

Who wouldn't "date" a horse?

My cock and my arm count for sources? They especially do it when they get close to orgasm. They can clamp down so hard sometimes that it nearly pushes your hand out of them. When it gets to that point, you're just a few fast, short strokes away from them tensing up all over and grunting, then possibly pissing on your hand/arm.

>Would you date a horse?
Only a cartoon one

>inb4

Kek

Epic boner attained

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any mare webms?

this fascinates me in a disturbing way but I always thought sticking your dick in a mare was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I have some questions though
Do most mares feel it during sex?
Do they enjoy it? how can you tell?
Can mares pester you for sex?

If it were not for the laws of this land I would have spammed this thread with the /mlp/.

Any one got some cocks or male on female action

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no way, their pussy is tight.
yes, they feel it, and will even push back on you so your dick goes in further.
do they enjoy it? yes, because my mare swings her ass side to side when i eat her out.
and yes, mares in heat will literally throw themselves at you.

horse or negress pussy?

Who is this beauty?

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I've never had a mare orgasm during sex with me using my cock. It may just be that at that time I'm more worried about me getting mine, but I'll always either start out by using my hand and giving them their orgasm, or sometimes afterwards. Like any animal, sex is meant to feel good, so of course they enjoy it. Some horses will let you know that they don't like what you are doing, sometimes with a warning, and sometimes with a kick. So there is no raping a horse, they will fuck you up big time. Male horses that are intact will of course take all of the sexual contact they can get. They are just like most men, horny. Mares will raise their tail and present it to you and sometimes look back at you. They will grunt or moan while enjoying whatever you are doing, and you certainly know when they orgasm. And yes, mares can pester you for sex if they are used to getting it on a regular schedule, though mostly when they are in heat. Fixed females will enjoy sex, but typically won't follow you around with their tail up begging for it like a mare in heat will.

why not both?

ugly pussys

Donut butthole is clearly horse.

Sure do... The perfect cock

take your disgusting dog pussy and get out.
how could anyone even see that as attractive?
let alone if you were to even think about fucking a dog, yeah lets just have its sticky shitty smelling dog breath panting in my face.
yeah no thank you.
mares will always be the better option.

shit... i don't know what to say but really interesting. Where am i going to get a mare to bang now?

That's one sexy ass horse cock, got more?

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I can't decide which is more visually appealing. However, mare and bitch pussy > human pussy.

Same. I'm mostly a horse and dog man, but would give a few other animals a try. I love feral furry like that with correct anatomy. Will fap to later...

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Black stallion on a pony

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4cqDFzQCI5c

moar

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Any good horse porn sites?

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"An" comes before a following vowel, as in an example, you cretin filth.

can you get a desiese from fucking a mare?

Fuck me I wish my face was right there.

I would cut off my asshole to drink that mares juice.

Beastforum

Possibly. None that I can really recall hearing about being a real danger. I suppose you could get some kind of infection, same as with a human.

Can dogs play? ... Please

An STD

Also applies to acronyms if the first letters uppercase sound is that of a vowel.

Nobody says "an horse" you fucking faggot. Get out.

french faggots would say an orse

Well, I'm not speaking French, so fuck them and their stinky cheeses and faggoty bread (though stinky cheese and crusty bread is fucking awesome...)

Back to the regularly scheduled program...

I wouldn't be surprised if britfails did. These are the same tards who think military is a three syllable word.

Luxure.tv

Under zoophilia tag, you're welcome.

I've seen one decent video of a guy fucking a horse which was pretty hot but had no cumshot. Then I found a few clips of some guy fucking a horse but each one was filmed at a shit angle and they were pretty boring since it was all from the front. I don't think any real good videos exist out there.

I never said they did fuckwit.

I wouldn't either. Even if the rule did say it's an horse, some rules are meant to be broken. A horse rolls off the tongue better. Same reason you don't say "a" followed by a vowel, it doesn't sound right and fucks up the flow.

This isn't a fucking English class, this is a horse porn thread on an internet image board.....

Oh shit, forgetting one of my favorites. May appeal to the non horse people. Nice and pink.

> there are people that exist that arent attracted to this

whats that beastiality website?

lol you just havent looked hard enough.
this is the fucking internet.

its both niggerfaggot

Oh is that so then give me some links then since you know so much about the location of beastiality vids

Oh, you're giving me an attitude?
NO PORN FOR YOU!!

any webms ?

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I'm retarded, explain please, all I have are free chatroom this and shit like that. I'm confused as to navigate on that site

Why am I completely unsurprised that the website which championed Donald Trump and thinks Hitler did nothing wrong is also obsessed with fucking barnyard animals. Guess Pinky-Pie is too human-looking for *serious* bronies. Right, guys?

Oh, my mistake. Continue my good man.

can you moan like a faggot somewhere else?
nobody cares

Begone Satan, don't bring politics and past memes into a humble beast fucking thread

Thank you user

PONY!

MOAR PONY!

Still more PONY!

>atleast the shit i'm holding back is high definition.
wow that really helps me, thanks so much

they have orgasms so i bet you're completely right

I bet it tastes really good